cookies and milk for santa

Let's Talk About Love...! ❤️


Aries - Aries: “I love you like every action I take.”
Aries - Taurus: “I love you more than batman loves his cave.”
Aries - Gemini: “I love you like Winnie the Pooh loves honey.”
Aries - Cancer: “I love you more than a watch loves to tick.”
Aries - Leo: “I love you because you’re awesome just like me.”
Aries - Virgo: “I love you more than all the answers on the Internet!”
Aries - Libra:  “I love you like French Fries.”
Aries - Scorpio: “I love you like a cat loves a mouse.”
Aries - Sagittarius: “I love you like my Xbox.”
Aries - Capricorn: “I love you more than zombies love brains.”
Aries - Aquarius: “I love you more than you can ever imagine.”
Aries - Pisces: “I love you like a sea of flowers. More than a garden of smiles and a world of hugs.”


Taurus - Aries: “I love you more then I love Netflix! And that’s a lot.”
Taurus - Taurus: “I love you like there are grains of sand in every beach, of every planet, of every galaxy in the universe.”
Taurus - Gemini: “I love you like a flower loves the rain.”
Taurus - Cancer: “I love you more than Edward loves Bella.”
Taurus - Leo: “I love you like distance everybody loves Raymond.”
Taurus - Virgo: “I love you more than anything in the whole wide world.”
Taurus - Libra: “I love you more than Peter Pan loves Neverland.”
Taurus - Scorpio: “I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.”
Taurus - Sagittarius:  “I love you like I love food.”
Taurus - Capricorn: “I love you more than the Beast loved Belle.”
Taurus - Aquarius: “I love you more than a letter loves an envelope.”
Taurus - Pisces: “I love you like the butterflies in the gardens, the rainbow over the blue sky, and the greeneries in the meadow.”


Gemini - Aries: “I love you like a bee loves honey.”
Gemini - Taurus: “I love you like I did yesterday, but I not as much as tomorrow but always forever.”
Gemini - Gemini: “I love you more than Charlie loves Wonka bars.”
Gemini - Cancer: “I love you like cookies, and believe me I love cookies!”
Gemini - Leo: “I love you like the sun loves redheads.”
Gemini - Virgo: “I love you like you can possibly imagine.”
Gemini - Libra: “I love you more than an emo boy loves tight pants.”
Gemini - Scorpio: “I love you like old ladies love blue dye.”
Gemini - Sagittarius: “I love you more than a sailor loves swearing.”
Gemini - Capricorn: “I love you more than time loves a paradox.”
Gemini - Aquarius: “I love you like words can describe, numbers can count and the forever growing universe can discover.”
Gemini - Pisces: “I love you like a skinny person loves salad.”


Cancer - Aries: “I love you more than a woman loves fixing up a bachelor with one of her single friends.”
Cancer - Taurus: “I love you like an Italian loves pasta.”
Cancer - Gemini: “I love you more than the British love their tea.”
Cancer - Cancer: “I love you like the sun, the ocean and the mountains.”
Cancer - Leo: ”I love you more than an incontinent person loves a toilet.”
Cancer - Virgo: “I love you more than Jack loved Rose.”
Cancer - Libra: “I love you more than schoolgirls love to gossip.”
Cancer - Scorpio: “I love you more than a junkie loves weed.”
Cancer - Sagittarius: “I love you more than the plague loves rats.”
Cancer - Capricorn:  “I love you like you say you love me times a million more, and just so you know I love you MORE square root that by infinity.”
Cancer - Aquarius: “I love you more than older people love tapioca.”
Cancer - Pisces: “I love you more than pizza.”


Leo - Aries:  “I love you like women love diamonds.”
Leo - Taurus: “I love you more than a dentist loves crooked teeth.”
Leo - Gemini: “I love you more than commercials love annoying us.”
Leo - Cancer:  “I love you like the sun loves the moon.”
Leo - Leo: “I love you more than everythIng in this entire world. With every step and every breath I take, every rush of blood, every whisper of thought, and every beat of my heart comes the reminder that I love you, and I live for you. Because you are my whole world, my everything, and my life.”
Leo - Virgo: “I love you like iPhone and iPad combined, which I cannot live without.”
Leo - Libra:  “I love you like there are stars in the sky.”
Leo - Scorpio: “I love you more than a duck loves water.”
Leo - Sagittarius: “I love you more than a lawyer loves money.”
Leo - Capricorn: “I love you more than a hippie loves his long hair.”
Leo - Aquarius: “I love you like Brangelina loves adopting kids.”
Leo - Pisces: “I love you like burritos, tacos, and nachos.”


Virgo - Aries:  “I love you like there are words in books.”
Virgo - Taurus:  “I love you like a child loves his teddy-bear.”
Virgo - Gemini: “I love you like a cop loves thieves.”
Virgo - Cancer:  “I love you like the Cookie Monster loves cookies.”
Virgo - Leo: “I love you like the distance between us.”
Virgo - Virgo: “I love you like a mother loves her child.”
Virgo - Libra:  “I love you like a movie geek loves his/hers popcorn.”
Virgo - Scorpio: “I love you like a smoker loves a cigarette.”
Virgo - Sagittarius:  “I’ll love you longer than forever.”
Virgo - Capricorn: “I love you more than money and more than the stars above.”
Virgo - Aquarius:  “I love you like any word can say.”
Virgo - Pisces: “I love you like a dog loves biting a piece of bone.”


Libra - Aries:  “I love you like apple pie, lemon meringue pie and chocolate mud pie.”
Libra - Taurus: “I love you like “Harry Potter,” and that should have been impossible.”
Libra - Gemini: “I love you more than words can show.”
Libra - Cancer: “I love you like the unforgettable first kiss.”
Libra - Leo: “I love you more than dad loves his daughter.”
Libra - Virgo: “I love you like any person loves sleeping.”
Libra - Libra:  “I love you like an angel loves the heavens.”
Libra - Scorpio: “I love you more than a teenage boy loves masturbating.”
Libra - Sagittarius: “I love you like I love sushi.”
Libra - Capricorn: “I love you like you’ll ever know.”
Libra - Aquarius: “I love you more than words, in all the books, in all the world.”
Libra - Pisces: “I love you more than free WiFi.”


Scorpio - Aries: “I love you like a pervert loves porn.”
Scorpio - Taurus:  “I love you more than a child loves candy.”
Scorpio - Gemini: “I love you like cheesecake, carrot cake and chocolate cake.”
Scorpio - Cancer: “I love you not only for what you are but for what I am when I’m with you.”
Scorpio - Leo: “I love you more than I love naps.”
Scorpio - Virgo: “I love you more than there are grains of sand on every beach, of every planet, of every galaxy in the universe.”
Scorpio - Libra: “I love you like a nerd loves his glasses.”
Scorpio - Scorpio: “I love you higher than the sky and deeper than the water in the ocean.”
Scorpio - Sagittarius: “I love you more than yesterday and that’s how I feel every day.”
Scorpio - Capricorn:  “I love you more than a drug addict loves heroine.”
Scorpio - Aquarius: “I love you like a hooker loves a street corner.”
Scorpio - Pisces: “I love you like all the raindrops that fall in a summer thunderstorm.”


Sagittarius - Aries: “I love you like a fat kid loves cake.”
Sagittarius - Taurus: “I love you more than a child loves Christmas.”
Sagittarius - Gemini: “I love you like the Godiva chocolate, my favourite.”
Sagittarius - Cancer: “I love you more than stinky cheese.”
Sagittarius - Leo: “I love you more than the government loves taxing its citizens.”
Sagittarius - Virgo: “I love you like my iPhone, and I wish I can hold you in my hands, every minute of the day.”
Sagittarius - Libra: “I love you more than Russel Crowe loves throwing phones at people.”
Sagittarius - Scorpio: “I love you like when I get a seat on the crowded train so that I can play games on my smartphone with both hands.”
Sagittarius - Sagittarius: “I love you like the Lemon Meringue Pie which my mother bakes, that reminds me of the sweet memory of my childhood.”
Sagittarius - Capricorn: “I love you more than Brazil loves football.”
Sagittarius - Aquarius: “I love you more than a fly loves crap.”
Sagittarius - Pisces: “I love you like a little girl dreams of love.”


Capricorn - Aries: “I love you like my cat, and no one has replaced her so far.”
Capricorn - Taurus: “I love you more than ever, more than time and more than love.”
Capricorn - Gemini:  “I love you like a nerd loves homework.”
Capricorn - Cancer: “I love you like the sand loves the sea.”
Capricorn - Leo: “I love you more than Johnny Depp, George Clooney and Leo DiCaprio combined.”
Capricorn - Virgo: “I love you more than you’ll ever know.”
Capricorn - Libra: “I love you like Santa loves cookies and milk.”
Capricorn - Scorpio:  “I love you like the thrills I get from roller coaster ride, skiing down an icy slope, and bungee jumping.”
Capricorn - Sagittarius: “I love you like guys love football.”
Capricorn - Capricorn: “I love you more than Snape loved Lily.”
Capricorn - Aquarius: “I love you like my morning coffee.”
Capricorn - Pisces: “I love you like trees love water.”


Aquarius - Aries:  “I love you like a surfer loves his board.”
Aquarius - Taurus: “I love you more than a sad woman loves chocolate.”
Aquarius - Gemini: “I love you like my next breath.”
Aquarius - Cancer: “I love you more than a punk loves his hair gel.”
Aquarius - Leo: “I love you like words can describe, numbers can count and the constantly grown technology can discover.”
Aquarius - Virgo: “I love you like a cat loves chasing its tail.”
Aquarius - Libra: “I love you like a grandma loves her grandchildren.”
Aquarius - Scorpio: “I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.”
Aquarius - Sagittarius: “I love you more today than I did yesterday, but not as much as tomorrow and many days to come.”
Aquarius - Capricorn: “I love you more than a blonde loves her hair-dye.”
Aquarius - Aquarius: “I love you like anything you could ever say or imagine and every breath I take is for you.”
Aquarius - Pisces: “I love you like Cinderella loved Prince Charming.”


Pisces - Aries: “I love you like my dog, and that should have said enough.”
Pisces - Taurus: “I love you like I love penguins, my favourite animal since the third grade.”
Pisces - Gemini: “I love you like lice love an elementary school.”
Pisces - Cancer: “I love you like Romeo loves Juliet.”
Pisces - Leo: “I love you more than the Imperial March loves Darth Vader.”
Pisces - Virgo: “I love you more than an emo loves black.” 
Pisces - Libra: “I love you like I love beer.”
Pisces - Scorpio: “I love you like fish need water!”
Pisces - Sagittarius: “I love you like a mouse loves cheese.”
Pisces - Capricorn: “I love you more than Voldemort loved killing people.”
Pisces - Aquarius: “I love you more than an alcoholic loves beer.”
Pisces - Pisces:  “I love you like Mickey loves Minnie.”

Cat Got Your Tongue Pt. 1 (M)

Word Count: 5,463

Pairing: Taehyung x Reader

Genre: catboy!tae, comedy, fluff, eventual smut

Summary: When your boyfriend cheats on you you’re left heartbroken and lost all hope in relationships. Santa says you’ll find love soon, but what do you do when you’re beloved cat turns into a beautiful grown man?

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Head Canon

Jason Todd decides to sneak into the Wayne Manor for Christmas to surprise Bruce. He goes down the chimney dressed up in a Santa suit, with a some presents for the others, only to meet a fire in the fire place.

Damian knew Jason was coming. After hearing a series of swears echo from the fireplace, Damian eats the cookies Dick baked for “Santa Claus” and drinks the milk while humming the Mr. Grinch Song, (Tim taught it to him) to himself.

Here's a bunch of headcanons for you to enjoy

Everytime Ishimaru and Mondo kiss or something in front of Chihiro he wants to yell “Take your gay shit somewhere else.” but he just thinks it in his head and stands there all awkwardly until they’re done

Mondo trains Chihiro by making him try to push over Yamada everyday for an hour

Mondo likes a bunch of songs with rapping and swearing and stuff but Ishimaru hates those so for Chrismas he gets Mondo all the songs he likes but Kids bop version and hes forced to listen to those versions in front of Ishimaru but he doesn’t really mind cuz it makes him happy

Everytime Ishimaru gets cold Mondo puts his coat on him but it’s so big on Ishimaru he can barely walk without tripping over it and Mondo thinks it’s really cute

Mondo stole Alter Ego from Chihiro once and asked him for advice for his relationship and later Chihiro sees him and he gets really nervous and starts blushing and Chihiro just takes the computer and says “You don’t need a computer to give you advice” and he lets Mondo talk to him about it instead

Mondo once tried cooking lunch for Ishimaru but he ended up almost burning down the whole school

Once Ishimaru went out to do stuff and he ended up running into Mondo’s gang and they didn’t know he knew Mondo so they bullied him and kinda beat him up and when he got back to the school he was bawling his eyes out and Mondo saw and asked what happened and Ishimaru told him the whole story and Mondo went over to his gang and beat the shit out of all of them

Leon taught Ishimaru a bunch of naughty words and Ishimaru didn’t understand any of them so he started saying things like “I want a blowjob” “I wanna do you doggy style” and stuff and Mondo heard him and was really surprised and confused and asked where he learned all those and Ishimaru told him Leon did so Mondo beat the shit out of Leon and then told Ishimaru what all those words meant and Ishimaru realized he said a bunch of naughty words and bawled for 3 days straight

Ishimaru was doing laundry and he washed all his uniforms and somebody put something red in there and all of Ishimarus uniforms turned pink and he cried all day and Mondo had to calm him down and they had to go buy new ones

Leon took Ishimarus phone and texted Mondo a bunch of mean stuff and then sent him a break up text and later Mondo saw Ishimaru and he was just like “Hi Kyoudai how are you doing today?” And Mondo slapped him and Ishimaru just stood there and then started bawling his eyes out and Mondo felt kinda bad and just walked away and later he saw Leon on Ishimarus phone and realized he sent him all that and he beat up Leon and bought a bunch of candy, chocolate, and stuffed animal and gave them all to ishimaru and repeatedly said he was really sorry and Ishimaru hugged him and they both cried together

Once Mondo, Chihiro, and Ishimaru went to a mall and Ishimaru got separated from Mondo and Chihiro and later they found him in one of those places when lost children go bawling his eyes out

Once Ishimaru and Mondo found Yamadas hentai and they didn’t know what it was so they watched it and they both sat there in shock and they blushes like idiots and Yamada walked in and Ishimaru gave him a detention and they could never talk to Yamada the same again and Mondo and Ishimaru were embarrassed to look at each other for like 2 days

Once Ishimaru, Mondo and Chihiro went to back to school shopping and Ishimaru went to the book section to get new study books and stuff and he found some gay manga book and flipped through it and tried to see the characters as him and Mondo. He blushed the entire time

Once Ishimaru had a nightmare so he went over to Mondos room and told him all about it so Mondo just picked him up and cuddled him to sleep

Ishimaru called 911 once because he accidentally killed a cockroach

Chihiro, Mondo, and Ishimaru were all sitting on a hill and Mondo hugged both of them and rolled down and they all laughed and did it over and over again

Sometime Mondo will say stuff like “Hey hot stuff” to ishimaru and he’ll just be like “A-am I ill? I do not feel ill at all kyoudai.. should I go see a doctor?” And Mondo will just blush and say “nevermind..”

Mondo isn’t allowed to swear around Ishimaru do they made up a list of words for him to use instead if swear words
Fuck: Gentle Caress
Shit: Suger bunny carrots
Mother fucker: Mother gentle caresses
Bullshit: Bowl of Suger
Ass: Butt
And so on

Chihiro made two dolls. He made a ishimaru one for Mondo and a Mondo one for Ishimaru and he walked over to them and said “now you can pretend to be each other” and try loved them and played with them like the whole day

Ishimaru still believes in Santa so every Christmas eve Mondo will get up in the middle of the night and go eat the cookies and drink the milk and write ishimaru a cute little Santa letter

Yamada made a doujinshi about Ishimaru and Mondo and gave it to them for Christmas and they read it and blushed really hard but loved it at the same time because it was really cute

Mondo got one of those motorcycles with the little seat beside it and everytime Ishimaru would go on a ride with him he’d sit in that and pretend to drive and Mondo thinks it’s really cute

Ishimaru always helps Mondo study for tests so everytime he passes a test Ishimaru give him a bunch of kisses

Ishimaru still likes to go trick or treating and Mondo goes with them so every year they get matching outfits to wear

Ishimaru and Mondo were walking back to the school in the rain and they found a bunch of stray dogs in a box and they both felt really bad and put the umbrella they had over the box and walked away crying but the next day they went back and helped all them find homes

Mondo yells when he get nervous so on Valentine’s day he’d walk up to ishimaru and get really nervous and start yelling and Ishimaru would start crying

One time Chihiro, Mondo, and Ishimaru went to the gym and Chihiro and Ishimaru saw the dumbbells and started crying

Embrassing Christmas Memory
  • Makoto Naegi: Tripped over his untied shoelace and made the Christmas tree fall down.
  • Kyoko Kirigiri: Accidentally burned her tongue on hot coco, and yelled out a swear word in front of her family and friends when the house was quiet.
  • Hajime Hinata: Mistakenly thought his cousin was a robber and tried to take him down with his ahoge...JK! He bent down to pick up something and his hip accidentally knocked over his family's brand new TV.
  • Leon Kuwata: Thought it would be funny to play baseball with his friends in the mid of winter and sent a baseball flying through his living room window, breaking a vase in the process.
  • Nagito Komaeda: Forgetting it was Christmas day and showing up to Hajime's house without his gift and interrupting their dinner.
  • Byakuya Togami: When he was younger he threw a hissy fit, because he didn't get what he asked from Santa, and spilt his mother's eggnog all over his pants....his family was in hysterics and will never let him live this down.
  • Peko Pekoyama: Not knowing what Christmas is and who Santa was caused her to almost kill "Santa" when he asked Fuyuhiko if he wanted to sit in his lap.
  • Aoi Asahina: When she was younger she told her relatives that she used to eat Santa's milk and cookies because she didn't want him getting any bigger. Her young cousins started crying and called her a jerk, while the adults found it hilarious.
  • Sakura Ogami: Spending Christmas in the hospital with food poisioning after eating her aunt's casserole.
  • Mikan Tsumiki: She wore a light jacket during dinner and zippered it up, along with the table cloth...long story short, she stood up to go to the restroom and the plates of food wanted to accompany her.
  • Chiaki Nanami: Offered to make cookies for her friends, but ended up burning them in the end. They still enjoyed an extent.
  • Junko Enoshima: Every Christmas she purposely makes herself do something embrassing.
  • Mukuro Ikusaba: She thought the Santa at the mall was a creepy old kiddnapper and threatened to cut him up if he didnt stop talking to little children. She was only six years old!
  • Akane Owari: Throwing up in her family's car after eating too much.
  • Sayaka Maizono: During a performance in front of thousands of fans she messed up the lyrics to "We Wish You A Merry Christmas".
  • Chihiro Fujisaki: He was working really hard on making a new program, so when he finally finished it he went to show his father knocking a mug of hot coco all over his laptop causing flames to start. He almost burnt down his house on Christmas. Yikes!
  • Teruteru Hanamura: He was the offical chef for the Teruteru family dinner. He was under alot of pressure so he mistskenly undercooked the ham.
  • Hifumi Yamada: His older cousins at the time called him a chubby gopher and he bawled like a baby at his grandma's house. He was only 10.
  • Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu: At the age of 7 he saw his female relatives giving him and other relatives kisses on the cheek, so he thought he had to do the same. This resulted in him giving Peko a quick peck on the cheek.
  • Izuru Kamukura: Let's just say his hair catches a lot of things...dirt...stray leaves...etc. when he goes outside and doesn't tie it up (Haaa! He doesn't know everything apparently!)
  • Mondo Owada: Slipping on ice in front of his friends.
  • Kiyotaka Ishimaru: The guys were having a snowball fight outside and as they were playing Leon playfully (and accidently) shoved him face first into the "yellow-stained snow".
  • Yasuhiro Hagakure: He tried to throw a snowball at his uncle (in a playful manner) but instead hit his grandma causing her to fall in the deep snow. Luckily she was fine in the end.
  • Celestia Ludenberg: During school, Leon and Souda placed mistole in random places in the school. She ended up having to kiss Togami...2 times.
  • Hiyoko Saionji: She thought Santa was real until she was 13.
  • Gundham Tanaka: He shrieked with joy in front of everyone, when Makoto got his Four Dark Devas Of Destruction mini sweaters.
  • Sonia Nevermind: She borrowed an expensive dress from her mother and ruined it by spilling eggnog all over it thanks to a certain "speical" someone.
  • Nekomaru Nidai: Bottom line...he learnt to bring air freshener with him to the bathroom whenever he had a HUGE dinner.
  • Ibuki Mioda: She tried to go Caroling with her friends and family but ended up scaring the living lights out of the family she sang too. She didn't care though.
  • Toko Fukawa: She sneezed after smelling something peppery and nearly almost scissored Makoto because he looked adorable when he wore an adorable Christmas-y sweater.
  • Kazuichi Souda: Thought he texted Hajime about helping him score a spot under the mistole with Sonia, but mistakenly texted Sonia.
  • Mahiru Koizumi: She took so many pictures during the Christmas party Sonia had hosted, and found out as she was developing the photos, she wore her shirt backwards the whole time.
  • Byakuya Twogami: He sat on a piece of chocolate cake mistakenly and didn't notice until Souda shouted "TWOGAMI COULDN'T HOLD IT IN YOU GUYS! NEKOMARU NEEDS TO HURRY IT UP IN THE RESTROOM AM I RIGHT MISS. SON- I MEAN YOU GUYS!".
  • Komaru Naegi: She was doing last minute gift shopping and forgot to get her brother a gift. Makoto gave her, her gift but it was super awkward for her not to give him one in return. It didn't bother him at all, but she was super upset/embarrassing about it.
  • Monokuma: Bears don't get embarrassed! Although not getting any gifts from his students was kind of upsetting to him...
  • Usami/Monomi: Forgetting to be invited to my students Christmas bash hurted a bit. But they eventually remembered to call her after 2 hours when it started!

I’m sorry but I can’t stop thinking about Magnus’ and Alec’s kid- running across the living room to his parents, waving a dollar bill in his hand, and shouting with happiness about the tooth fairy. his big smile revealing his missing tooth. Or planning to stay awake all night waiting for Santa with cookies and milk but accidentally falling asleep on both of them. And just imagine his childish laugh and smile and the fact that he’s surrounded with so much love and childhood happiness. Just imagine….

Solangelo original domestic headcanon

Nico wears a suit to work and Will ties his tie and kisses his nose and goes back to being a stay at home dad.

Nico removes the crust off the bread slice and Will eats his crust.

Nico cries at movies and Will hands the tissues (and hugs)

Will buys the kids toys and bathes/dresses/changes the toddlers while Nico is still trying to airplane feed and entertain them

Will shivers on winters and Nico casually throws his jacket on Will’s shoulders bcz its too small to wear

Nico eats the last poptart at 4 am and Will is the one who ate it an hour earlier beating Nico

Will teaches their kid how to walk and Nico teaches the kid their first word using Mythomqgic cards

Nico asks for the TV remote and Will stuffs it in his jeans all the way down his crotch

Nico cooks Italian dishes and when he dips his finger in the sauce he reqches his hand to Will to taste it and Will licks them seductively

When Nico comes home from work exhausted and starving he finds Will sitting in the table and his head asleep on Will Grayson Will Grayson (his favorite book) and theres a plate with the note “wrapped it up in case ure home late, theres coke in the fridge and the clean glasses are in the dishwasher. If its cold, heat the meal up in the microwave on 3.
Welcome home, hubbie <3 i love you :)”

Nico falls asleep on the couch watching Buffy and Will puts a blanket on him and Nico wakes up and invites Will in and they snuggle while watching Sarah Michelle Gellar stab vampires

When Will is sick Nico gets all hysteric buying several kinds of soup and foods and buys any medicine they have at the drugstore and he even blows Wills nose with his shirt and wipes his mouth after feeding him. Will would say smth but the little shit loves it

When Nicos tummy hurts Will just gets between Nicos legs and kisses it for hours after the medicine kicked in just to make sure it doesnt start up again

When Nico wakes up from a nightmare and refuses to cry Will wraps his arms around Nico from behind and rocks him back and fourth while singing No One Is Alone from Into The Woods

Will always wears uneven socks because Nico switches them to have one of Wills

When a kid at school bullied their kid for having gay fathers Nico asked his kid to point at the bully and tripped the bully with shadows

Nico gives his teenage kid love advice and hugs them when they get their hearts broken for the first time while Will stands at the door with hia head lulled to the side nd proud of his husband

For Halloween Will dressed up as Han Solo and convinced Nico to dress up like m!Leia with the bottom bikkini and his hair in buns, their kids were eewoks

Will makes Nico grow a manbun

Will makes Percy tell Nico his hair is sexy pushed back

At Thanksgiving Will comes with teargladsy eyes holding a baby turkey in his hand saying he couldnt watch them do it and from them on they quit turkey and kept the baby one as a pet (they called him Marvin the Turkey)

At Valentines Nico plans the perfect homemade dinner with candles and everything and then undresses completely, lies down seductively on the couch opposite the living room door holding a boquet to his his junk and when Will gets back he grins seductively and says “i am very glad to see u have arrived”.

After about 4 hours they dress back up eat the food then exchange gifts: Will gets a new perfume, a Joni Mitchell record and an expensive looking skyblue tie and Nico gets a Treasure Planet DVD (his favorite movie) a tshirt with V for Vendetta and a pair of socks with skeletons stitched on them

When winter comes Nico drags Will to slide with a sled and afterwards come back home soaking wet change into a pair of pyjamas and curl up in front of the fireplace and Will reads Harry Potter to Nico

When Will makes a bananashake he sticks in two straws bcz he knows Nicos gonna steal a gulp

Sometimes Nico just sits and plays on his piano and Will is just sitting on the couch staring at Nico playing and just cant get over how infatuated he is after 8 years of marriage

When Nico complaina bout work Will just stuffs a brownie in his mouth and puts on Sherlock

When Will is working in the garden Nico just rests his elbows on the windows and harrases Will with catcalling and hitting on him (especially when Will leans down to pull a weed and Nico whistles saying dat ass)

At Biancas anniversary Nico stays at home all day crying and Will performs skits to make him laugh (he does this while drawing DanandPhil whiskers)

At Michaels anniversary Will acts over cheerful all day and at nighttime he breaks down and Nico just hugs him and pets his blonde bush of hair on his head and stays up to take care of his needs and listen to him till morning

On Christmas Will brings home the tree and Nico and the kids decorate it

On Christmas Will hangs mistletoe EVERYWHERE and the kids giggle when they smooch almost every step

When the kids fall asleep and before Will and Nico sit down to eat the cookies and drink the milk meant for Santa and stick the presents under the tree, they just hold each other and slow dance to no music and continuqlly whisper Merry Christmas and I love yous

When Nico and Will are celebrating Will’s 78th birthday, Nico gives him homemade coupons offering kisses hugs three passes at Mario Kart and a kink experiment next time in bed and two tickets to Disneyland then they blow out the candle and feed each other cake and sit waiting for the 5th season of Sherlock and they go to Disneyland the next day and Will buys Nico a Stitch plushie and after kissing he tells him “thank you for being my ohana, my dark prince charming”

The end :) hope u liked them

Joe Sugg Imagine || Christmas eve ||

Anonymous said:

Can u pls do a imgine wheres its xmas eve and joe and you are putting your kidS to bed?? thxxx

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“Alright, bed time!” Joe exclaimed brightly as he turned the television off, the cartoon version of The Grinch had finished moments ago, he stood up fixing his grey t-shirt which paired splendidly with his red and black flannel pyjama pants.

“Noooo!” Both of the kids wrapped comfortably in a fleece blanket groaned in union. Looking from the kids to you on the couch, Joe bit his lip, “mommy…” Leigh your five year old daughter turned her attention to you, “I’m not even-,” her words cut off as she started to yawn, “-tired.” She finished at the end of her yawn.

“Uh huh.” You said unconvinced, shaking your head. “I’m not tired either!” Rhys – your three year old son, protested, his tiny fists rubbing his eyes. “You’ve both stayed up way passed your bedtime and, if you aren’t asleep when Santa flies over, he’ll go straight on to the next house.” You warned.

Standing up yourself, you couldn’t help but feel exhausted, the thought of laying your head down on your soft pillow was a thought of the distant future, you lent over picking up Rhys, who didn’t fight you as much as you thought, he wrapped his arms around your neck, rubbing his face against your shoulder.

“Anna at school said, she stayed up ALL night last Christmas and, Santa still came to her house.” Leigh nodded, seriously as she wiggled off the couch, taking Joe’s out stretched hand, “well, that isn’t how it works at our house, Santa will fly right on… You don’t want to wake up and Santa didn’t come, do you?” Joe asked, giving up on trying to head toward the stairs with the stubborn girl, picking her up in a swift motion.

“Dad is right,” you chimed in, heading out of the living room, to the stairs which were decorated in white glittering lights around the banister. “Or, he will come and leave coal.” You added. “I DON’T WANT COAL!” Rhys yelled, looking from you, to Joe and finally to his sister.

“Well, good littles girls and boys, who are fast asleep in their beds don’t get coal.” Joe assured heading up the stairs first, “but naughty ones who stay up and try to catch Santa do.” He nodded.

“Can we wake up at five?” Leigh asked, looking between Joe and you, finally at the top of the stairs. “No, we set your alarm for seven-thirty.” You reminded her. “But, what if SOMEONE breaks into our house and steals all our presents?” Leigh squinted her eyes at the two of you.

“My god, you look like your mother.” Joe laughed, he had seen that same squinted eye, stubborn – over exaggerating expression on your face in the last 8 years you’d been together. “Leigh, I promise you – that isn’t going to happen.” You wanted to laugh.

Tucking the two of them into their beds, you kissed cheeks, foreheads, gave hugs and made sure the blankets were tucked in good around them, switching on the night light in the corner, you turned. Seeing Joe sitting with Rhys, brushing his wavy hair from his forehead, his eyes were already closed and soft sleeping breaths escaped him, he held onto a stuffed dragon tightly.

“Do you think we left enough cookies?!” Leigh asked, breaking the peaceful silence in the room, looking at you. “You left Santa six cookies… And his reindeer a whole bag of carrots,” you said, “and a giant glass of cold milk, Santa has a lot of cookies to eat you know…” Joe got up, walking over to her, fixing her blankets once more.
“What if it isn’t enough?” She dramatically covered her face with her hands, sighing dramatically. “Leigh.” Joe said half seriously. “Okay, okay…” She muttered. “Good night, I love you.” Joe said, kissing her forehead, switching off the lamp. “I love you too, daddy.” She turned over onto her side, yawning.

“Good night, Leigh.” You opened the bedroom door, “Night mommy, I love you.” She whispered, “love you, too.” you smiled, as Joe joined you by the door, the two of you went to walk out, the girl turned over quickly. “You sure you set my alarm, right?” She knew she was pushing it, but she also knew neither of you wanted to get mad on Christmas eve. “Yes,” Joe used a stern tone. “Now, go to bed or Santa wont come and neither will Uncle Caspar tomorrow.” He warned.
“Okay, good night.” Leigh snuggled back into her pillow as you both walked out, closing the door behind yourselves.

Standing in the hallway, Joe and you both looked at each other, letting out simultaneous breathless laughs and sighs. “Do you think we were that unruly at kids?” Joe asked.

“Oh, I know I was.” You laughed darkly, going down the stairs, “one year – I was so bad, I was like – six… My mom, actually started putting my presents in trash bags, telling me she was talking them to kids who deserved them.” You shook your head, your fingers ran through your hair a little.  

“That’s a bit harsh…” Joe admitted and you shook your head, “no, I was definitely a downright brat that year, I was steamed my older brothers got to stay up really late and I had to go to bed.” You pouted sadly.

“Ohh, my Princess.” Joe said sympathetically, while laughing, his hands slide down your sides to rest on your hips, in the kitchen. “I know.” You muttered dramatically now, before you both laughed together. “I love you, so much.” He shook his head.

“I love you too, Mister Sugg.” Your arms wrapping around his waist, looking up at him. “Well, I would hope so Misses Sugg – or something went drastically wrong.” He laughed a little. “Shut up.” You rolled your eyes, laughing.

Leaning down, Joe pressed his lips against yours kissing you deeply. “Now, I think,” He said as he pulled away, stepping away from your and going around your kitchen island, “I think, Santa is bringing some assembly required toys… Wine?” He offered taking two glasses from the cupboard.

“Yes, please…” You laughed, opening the fridge taking out the bottle of wine chilled wine.

anonymous asked:

MC x R.F.A.+V and Saeran getting ready for Christmas with their kid(s). Like, what they do on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day.

A quick guide to the MM x MC children:

Ryung: Zen’s daughter (eldest)
Seung: Zen’s son (youngest)
Haneul: Yoosung’s Son
Nari: Jaehee’s Daughter
Jin: Jumin’s Daughter
Cheol: 707′s Son
Ryukmi: V’s Daughter
Jaeyun: Saeran’s Daghter


  • You guys have a family set of pajamas. They’re all matching and you’re sure to get a picture of the four of you in your “Crimas pajas,” as Seung calls them, on Christmas morning.
  • Zen is super into decorating the tree with the kids. You’re the one sitting on the floor, taking ornaments out of the box and handing them off to whoever’s available, but you don’t mind because you like watching them have fun.
  • When the bottom of the tree gets too crowded, Zen will suggest ornaments they can move up, and starts picking the kids up to let them place the ornaments higher.
  • One of the first years, you got really excited about seeing an old ornament, but Zen thought you got hurt and poor baby Ryung got a mouth full of tree.
  • On Christmas morning, you sit with the kids and help them open their presents, and Zen takes pictures. He’s a sentimental freak, so he keeps and prints nearly every photo, even if it’s blurry.
  • He loves taking a family photo every year and making Christmas cards out of them. Typically, Christmas cards would get sent to people that you don’t really keep in touch with, but he literally hands them out to his coworkers.
  • Around 1 or 2 in the afternoon, you’ll ask the kids for any old toys that they won’t play with this year. They both put a lot of care into putting their old toys into a box and bringing it out to the car. When you all hop in the car, still in your matching pajamas, and go down to the donation center, the kids have this big ol smile plastered on their faces.
  • Zen’s so proud of the kids and he thinks it’s crazy that they came out so kindhearted.
  • When you’re back home, another family tradition is to decorate cookies together. Zen and Ryung both don’t like gingerbread, so you make chocolate chip and snicker doodle people for them to decorate.
  • All your beautiful cookies get a photo shoot, then then they get eaten.


  • Haneul is barely four years old, but he knows almost every single Christmas song ever, because that’s all Yoosung plays from November 25 to December 25.
  • Yoosung is a slut for Christmas, especially now that he has a kid and a wife to spend it with.
  • Polar Express, The Santa Clause, Home Alone,,,,,,, He somehow finds a way to watch every Christmas movie within the month of December.
  • His favorite is Elf, because it’s Haneul’s favorite too.
  • Haneul has to talk to a Mall Santa every year. It’s not that he doesn’t want to, it’s just that he probably wouldn’t if not for his dad pushing for it.
  • Christmas eve is pretty calm. The three of you bake cookies together, then leave them and some milk out for Santa. You help Haneul get ready for bed, then Yoosung reads him a Christmas bedtime story until he falls asleep.
  • After the two of you go out and take care of the cookies, milk, and presents, you watch a couple of those cheesy, romantic Christmas movies and go to bed.
  • In the morning, your son is usually pretty anxious to go see what Santa brought him. He practically harasses you both out of bed.
  • After the initial Christmas morning routine of opening presents and eating breakfast, Yoosung starts cooking.
  • “Yoosung its just the three of us, why are you cooking so much?”
  • “I didn’t tell you…? My family is coming over!”
  • Your son has been hijacked by his grandmother and you lost your husband
  • Where has your family gone
  • Yoosung’s mom always has something to say. Good or bad, the woman hardly ever stops talking. 
  • Haneul is covered in lipstick oh my god where are the makeup wipes, your child is too fragile to be passed around like this.
  • Every year, Haneul ends up passed out in one of his parents’ arms 


  • Family time is legit the most important thing to her, so she includes you and your Nari in everything, especially around the end of the year.
  • Holy crap, okay, so,,,,,, Jaehee makes this hot chocolate,,,,,,,,, and you don’t know exactly what she does to it,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, but it is sO GOOD.
    • She only makes it during December though, 
    • Legit, this hot chocolate is enough to make you cry happy tears.
  • She really likes to go to the more festive areas and drive up and down the streets to look at the lights on Christmas Eve.
  • When Nari was a baby, Jaehee would have festive blankets to wrap her up in, but now she’ll settle for scarves.
  • Before bed, you play Christmas songs and talk about the good memories you’ve all made since last Christmas.
  • You have to keep your reputation as fun mom, so you let Nari sneak a piece of cookie from Santa’s plate before bed.
  • In the morning, you take turns assisting your daughter in opening her presents.
  • After presents, you look up a new cookie recipe (usually something bizarre) and all bake them together.
  • It was Nari’s idea the first time, but it’s become a tradition to drop off a plate of the cookies you all made to all the RFA members.


  • Okay, he’s usually super anxious about anything that involves him needing to go into full dad mode, but Christmas festivities come so naturally to him.
  • One of his favorite things to do around Christmas is help Jin write a letter to Santa and send it. 
  • Christmas Eve, he really likes to just sit on the couch to enjoy some movies with you and Jin.
  • You do it about a week and a half before Christmas, but Jumin reeeeeeaaaaaaally likes buying the Christmas tree.
  • Of course, he also reeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally likes to decorate the tree with you and Jin as well.
  • Jumin loves to spoil you both, and he uses Christmas as an excuse to go completely overboard.
  • Jin loves coloring books, so when she gets some every year, he’ll actually sit and color with her.
  • Christmas eve really isn’t that big of a deal. You insisted on your first Christmas with Jumin that he allow the chef to have Christmas Eve and Day off, so the only thing that’s different is that you and Jumin cook dinner together.
  • On Christmas Day, everything’s super laid back until around 2pm.
  • The entire RFA comes over for a sort of mini party, and Jin is totally the star of the show.
  • By the end of the night, Jin is pooped.
  • Every year, she falls asleep in Jumin’s arms.


  • Oh Jeez, baby’s first Christmas
  • At some point, Christmas became super important to him.
  • When you first met him, his attitude towards Christmas was….. bad…. depressing.. but somewhere along the way, he started loving it.
  • Now that he has a family to spend it with, he gets super excited.
  • To him, Christmas isn’t really about the gifts or tree or any of that commercial shit. It’s about him getting to spend even more time with his family than usual.
  • He buys a tiny, fake tree to decorate with you and some garland that he sorta throws wherever it may look nice just to get into the spirit, but he doesn’t make it a big deal.
  • One year on Christmas eve, you accidentally turned on Lord of the Rings instead of Christmas movies, then left to make popcorn. By the time you came back to change the channel, both of them were super into it. The first Lord of the Rings film is now considered a Christmas movie.
  • On Christmas Day, the whole RFA comes over! Everyone makes food together (or they bring it already made), eats, and admires Cheol.
  • As Cheol gets older, Luciel gets more and more into celebrating Christmas.
  • Real trees, real decorations, the whole thing.
  • When he’s old enough, they work together to hang lights and program them to have a crazy light show on the house.
    • It gets bigger and better every year.
    • It’s only started a fire once.


  • V is a simple man with simple pleasures. He likes decorating the tree and hanging things up around the house to add some Christmas-y flair.
  • Ryukmi is so into Christmas. Like, she starts wanting to prepare as soon as December starts.
  • V is the holiday food guy. Hot chocolate, cookies, festive shaped pancakes, 
  • On christmas day, he makes so much food, like,
  • Jihyun, why wont you cook at all the rest of the year??? You’re the most ridiculous man I have ever met????
  • V’s cool with the little decorations, but Ryukmi is never satisfied and plans out new decorations for the front yard every year. Her dad is always willing to help and be involved with it, but he’s a little lost when it comes to actually doing it.
    • One year, Seven was called over to make the lights even crazier than before. He taught Ryukmi how to do it and she’s still trying to teach V.
  • They both love to do that thing where they hide the pickle in the tree????????? Whoever finds it gets good luck or something???? idk
  • She runs a Christmas blog that’s goes year-round, so he takes pictures for her to have some original content.
  • Really, there’s not any Christmas Eve/ Day traditions besides opening presents and watching some classic Christmas movies.
  • They make blankets for the homeless, but they do that all winter long, so it’s not strictly a Christmas thing.


  • It’s super important to him that Jaeyun gets her time to believe in Santa. He didn’t really have the chance, so he wants to let her indulge in that.
  • He sits and helps her write a letter to Santa every year. He brings colored markers and helps her draw pictures that she might want to include.
  • Hot chocolate + cookies + family + Christmas = Happy Saeran
  • Christmas eve is spent doing whatever the heck everyone’s in the mood for.
  • He gets her a new Christmas hat every year. She loves them, but he mostly does it for himself because he think she’s adorable.
  • Christmas morning is spent opening presents, then sitting around and talking and listening to Christmas carols.
  • The rest of the RFA gets invited over, but it’s a very small event. Exchanging gifts, having a small meal together, then everyone goes home.
  • Saeran doesn’t make a big deal out of Christmas, but you know it really means a lot to him. Because of his childhood, he tries to give Jaeyun a good life, and Christmas is a large part of that.
Christmas with Monsta X

•leaving milk & cookies for Santa
•decorating the tree together
•Disney movies marathon
•exchanging little presents
•love coupons

•breakfast in bed
•Christmas movies marathon
•matching Christmas pajamas
•singing carols to you
•attempt to make a gingerbread house

•baking Christmas cookies together
•amazing Christmas dinner
•attend a local play or a musical
•lets you open one of your presents on Christmas eve

•kisses under the mistletoe
•Christmas hats or reindeer antlers
•snow angels
•waking up at midnight to open presents
•visiting Santa at the mall

•decorate your place together
•play Christmas games
•dancing around to Christmas music
•snowball fight
•walk around the neighbourhood to see all the lights and displays

•ice skating
•LOTS of pictures together
•Christmas shopping together
•drinking hot chocolate in front of a fire while sharing a blanket
•candlelight dinner

•making a snowman together
•couple Christmas jumpers
•singing along to Christmas songs
•extravagant presents
•driving to visit both your families

spanishspycrab  asked:

How about companions react to ss dying and reanimating as a ghost?

((I wasn’t sure how I wanted them to reanimate. Should they be visible? Should they be conscious? How should it work? I eventually decided on having them be a thinking, formless presence. I considered having Sole interact with the companions, but I liked the idea of Sole spooking them a lot better. Hope you enjoy!))

It’d been some months since Sole passed. Their tragic death had left their companions distraught. However. Recently, the companions were encountering some curious events, and they each came to the conclusion that Sole was contacting them… from beyond the grave.

Cait: “No. Fuck no. Fuck you,” she said, crossing her arms and staring at the letters drawn in the steam on the wall. “I’m not doing this. Ghosts aren’t real, you shit, you aren’t real, you’re not Sole, and I’m not, fucking, doing this right now!” She didn’t take it well. Call it Irish superstition, but Cait did not like ghosts, and she certainly didn’t like the idea of a ghostly Sole trying to speak with her.

Codsworth: He was baffled by it all. His A.I. had no real concept of life or death. Could robots die? Were robots really alive? He made a point of saying he was never equipped with a philosophy module. Not that such things existed, but still. He shivered as best a Mr. Handy can, observing with widened eyes the vase hovering in the middle of the room, suspended in mid-air. “Would… W-Would you like some tea?”

Curie: She was one of the most vehement deniers of Sole’s post-death existence. “It is not scientific,” she’d declare, lifting her chin and glaring at nothing in particular. “There is no scientific evidence of the existence of ghosts. I refuse to-” She yelped as a desktop picture on her desk was knocked over, seemingly of its own accord. Face pale, she stood up from her desk, stomping from the room and rubbing away the goosebumps on her arms.

Danse: He stared blankly at the faded Polaroid picture that had appeared on his desk. His mind searched for a logical answer. Then, slowly, he took the picture and placed it in one of his desk drawers. He did this with every event after. Mysterious voices? Must be the wind. Things breaking? Shoddy Commonwealth construction. Paladin Danse had no mind for the supernatural, and clung to the idea that there was a logical excuse for everything.

Deacon: It’s late at night. Rain patters against the roof and walls. Distant thunder rumbles through the clouds, and green lightning cracks the sky and sears an unfortunate tree. Clad in a turban and dress made out of old curtains, Deacon lights the candles and places his hands on a Ouija board he found in the Museum of Witchcraft. “Spirits!” he shouts, smiling nervously. “Speak to me!” When the pointer moves, his smile vanishes. Maybe this wasn’t such a fun idea after all.

Dogmeat: He is a very smart puppy. Most dogs dislike the supernatural, at times even fear it. But not Dogmeat. He can sense Sole, even without them having to do anything. He sits down where they… are, wagging his tail and panting happily. Hm. I take it back. Maybe he is scared of ghosts. Just not Sole.

Hancock: He’s seen ghosts before. Honest. You take enough chems, have a few too many near-death experiences… yeah, he’s seen some shit. He blows a puff of gray, spiraling smoke into the air of his office, leaving another untouched, lit joint in the ashtray for Sole. “Guess I shouldn’t be surprised you couldn’t just lay down and rest. You’re too much trouble to stay dead. Mostly dead.” His lips split in a cocky grin, and he laughs.

Nick Valentine: So, now he’s adding ‘occult investigator’ to his job description? Nick’s not one to really believe in the supernatural, but he’s a detective, and if the proof is there, he sets aside his personal misgivings and does his best to be unbiased to the case. And when the coffee pot keeps boiling over, well, that’s proof plenty. He sits down at his desk, feeling a little awkward as he gazes out at nothing. “So,” he begins, clearing his throat. “Got any ‘unfinished business’ for me, kid?”

MacCready: He’s terrified. He dislikes synths, aliens, mutants, ghouls - ghosts are absolutely on the list too. He turns paranoid when strange things start happening to him. His things, moved so they’re not where he left them. Strange pictures or images that haunt his dreams. Without help, he may go crazy, keeping all the lights on at night and surrounding himself with teddy bears and comic books in an attempt to keep calm.

Piper: She’s one of the most willing to believe. Her first instinct is to snap a picture, or use Deacon’s discarded Ouija board to speak to Sole. What if she could have an interview… with a dead person? The idea makes her irrationally excited. But ghosts and spirits are hard to pin down, so all her pictures are blurry and the Ouija board unreliable. Half of Diamond City thinks she’s crazy, which makes it all the more frustrating when she’s sure Sole is trying to talk to her. She just knows it!

Preston: He’s not sure what to think. It’s… weird, sure, but a ghost? It’s unnatural. Well, then again, that’s kind of the point. After some thought, he’s reluctant to get an exorcist, and not just because those might not exist anymore. It is Sole, after all. In an attempt to make peace with them, he leaves out bowls of milk, or trays of toast. Sometimes cookies. Sole’s neither a cat nor Santa Claus, but it’s the thought that counts.

Strong: You could literally throwing a floating table at him and he still wouldn’t get the message. Strong has no concept of the afterlife. He believes that death is the end, and death is the point, right? Super Mutants kill everything else, and they are immortal and do not die. Anything outside of that, he is incapable of comprehending.

X6-88: Ghosts. Ghosts. In all his life, the concept had never crossed his mind. His job was to retrieve and/or remove, not to philosophize. He’s tempted to ask someone about it, but dismisses that idea quickly. His handlers would think he’d gone crazy, and might try to recall him. To be fair, X6 himself is still on the fence about the state of his sanity. He decides it doesn’t matter much either way. Whether Sole is ‘present’ or not, he’ll continue on as he always has. Until there’s proof in his hand, no point in worrying about it.