Fake Chats #188
  • Jungkook: want a cookie?
  • Seokjin: hmmm...
  • Jungkook: just pick one.
  • Seokjin: do I get only one? Or more than one?
  • Jungkook: one.
  • Seokjin: then it's not such an easy decision, is it? What if I don't like the one I pick?
  • Jungkook: knowing you, you'll eat it anyway.
  • Seokjin: what if I spit it back in your face.
  • Jungkook: I'll tell Jimin and you'll get in trouble.
  • Seokjin: you think I'm scared of Jimin?
  • Jungkook: I think you'd prefer it if Jimin didn't mom you on broadcast since you're the older one and would like to be taken seriously.
  • Seokjin: I think you've got a very sassy mouth, Jeon.
  • Jungkook: I've been told that before. Do you want a cookie or not?
  • Seokjin: I don't want anything from you.
  • Jungkook: fine. Yoongi-hyung, do you want a cookie?
  • Yoongi: no tha- I mean, I guess, sure, um, the chocolate one?
  • Jungkook: here. Tae!
  • Yoongi: here's your cookie, idiot.
  • Seokjin: don't talk down to me, Yoongi.
  • Yoongi: sorry.

i just got a ridiculous idea

doing a momswap AU

but except it being a regular momswap AU all of the gems are swapped around in completely ridiculous ways for the heck of it, and most of the swaps have no logic behind them, and are completely random

when i say random and/or illogical swaps i’m saying like

amethyst as aquamarine but aquamarine as peridot

peridot as lapis but lapis as rose quartz

blue zircon as pearl but pearl as bismuth

jasper as amethyst and bismuth as topaz

holly blue agate as jasper but rose quartz as holly blue agate

sapphire as blue zircon and padparadscha as green zircon

rhodonite as garnet

it could be creatively named “Mom Jumble”


Bonnie/Kai & Cookie/Lucious Parallels

After explaining to that anon that the vibe of Cucious is way more Bonkai than it could ever be Delena, I decided to make a gifset of the two. It was actually really fun. Not all of the gifs are mine.