Cookie, draw Arthur and Iggy! It's their birthday today~
The birthday’s ours, but it’s us who will grant you a wish! Have faith in magic, and all your hopes and dreams will come true!
H o a t a ~ ! ✩
(adm: Aaaahhhh I’m a bit late ;w; I’m sorryyyy, I tried my best to finish it in time but failed orzzz still!!! Happy Birthday to England!! :”DDDD [also cheesy line is cheesy but ssssshhhhhh let them be])
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Cookie Run. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There’s also Brave Cookies’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Cookie Run truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Brave Cookies existential catchphrase “Did someone say "Run”? Let’s go!,“ which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenevs Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Devsisters genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Cookie Run tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎