cookie robots

  • Announcer in the Grocery Store: Attention all shoppers! Will the owner of a red starship please make their way to the front of the store, your ship is being towed.
  • Ratchet: (to Clank sitting in the cart) Eh, that probably isn't us. Billions of creatures have red starships.
  • Announcer: The vehicle has a license plate that reads "L0M6AX" on the back of it.
  • Ratchet: (to a somewhat worried Clank) That still probably isn't us. It could be someone else who just really loves Lombaxes.
  • Announcer: Apparently, there is a- am I reading this right?- a RYNO V and a bag of double chocolate chunk cookies with the note "Clank, I can explain" taped to the bag in the glove compartment.
  • Ratchet: Aaaannnnddd... that's us.

every western article/documentary/thinkpiece on kpop is always the same lame shit its all like Kpop Groups Are Just Mass-Produced, Cookie Cutter, and Fake Robots with 5 different links to various 2009 2ne1 and bigbang located-in-a-box-with-neon-outfits mvs and then always somehow finding a way to mention how apparently Strange It Is For Boys To Be Wearing Eyeliner like we get it……. u cant handle sauces spicier than ketchup and u love the beatles……….

  • Spike: "Hey guys look I got a cat!"
  • Optimus: "A what?"
  • Bee and Jazz: "IT'S ADORABLE"
  • Wheeljack and Perceptor in the background: "Can we use it for science?"
  • Spike: "I named it Starscream"
  • Everyone: "..."
  • Optimus: "And why did you do that?"
  • Spike: "He bites the hand that feeds him, whines loudly and endlessly at the wrong times, thinks he's king of the house until he does something wrong and cowers in the corner..."
  • Ironhide: "wait are you talking about Starscream or the cat?"
  • Spike: "Exactly!"
  • Everyone: "..."
  • Jazz: "He's got a point."
welcome ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ˜Š to the society ๐Ÿ‘ฅ๐Ÿ‘ฅ๐Ÿข๐Ÿ‘ฅ of arcane sciences ๐Ÿ”Ž๐Ÿ“ƒ๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ”ฎ we got some ghosties ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ‘ป robots ๐Ÿค– cookies ๐Ÿช๐Ÿช๐Ÿช rich gays ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ’ธ๐ŸŒˆ and handsome sciencers ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘Œโœจ we drink ๐Ÿท and set stuff on fire ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ join us ๐Ÿ˜„ but keep away ๐Ÿ™… from mr hyde ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿ˜พ he is a furry ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ‘…
The Best New TV Characters of 2015

V.F. just released our list of the best new TV characters of 2015. Here are 9 things that make them the best. (click here to see the list of characters)

1. They’re welcoming.

2. They’re easy going.

3. They make you feel good about yourself.

4. They only wish the best for others.

5. They’ve got their shit together.

6. They’re extremely nice.

7. They’re uplifting.

8. They’re understanding.

9. But, above all else, they’re humble.

  • my best friend: *takes a deep breath*
  • my best friend: i lo-
  • me: yes, you love Mettaton, i know, you love Mettaton so much, he's the light of your life, you love him so much, you just love Mettaton, i KNOW , you love Mettaton you fucking love Mettaton ok i know, i get it, YOU LOVE METTATON. I GET IT.