coochy

anonymous asked:

girl i need to know your honest opinion on this: females with body hair... and i'm not talking about alittle bit of stubble on the legs or the coochie, full blown armpit hair that's thicker than your mans armpits.

What people do with their body doesn’t bother me as long as they wash their ass. I personally hate being hairy lol and I’m like always shaven from the eyelashes down

Alex Danvers but every time someone calls her bisexual, she gets gayer

followed by the thrilling sequel:

Maggie Sawyer but every time she calls Alex a “friend”, she goes Three Knuckles Deeper ™ 

PSA HOE TIP

So this has been going around, and my grade A followers don’t deserve to be left out. I’m sure all of you know but CRANBERRY JUICE happens to work better than pineapple juice. Make sure it’s sugar free to get the full effect. Tired of cranberry juice? Pineapple juice does the trick but you’ll have to drink more. Of course you can drink as much juice as you want but if you don’t drink water you’re not doing much. EAT FRESH FRUIT AND INGREDIANTS! better for your coochie better for you. And the obvious, a few days before you get a head don’t eat red meat (try) and eliminate processed sugars for the best taste. Prepare to be praised🙏

“You ain’t gotta be rich but fuck that 

How we gonna get around on your bus pass 

Before I put this pussy on your mustache, 

can you afford me? 

My niggas breadwinners, never corny 

Ambition makes me so horny 

Not the fussin’ and the frontin' 

If you got nothing, baby boy, you better 

Get up, get out and get some, 

shit I like a - lot of Prada, Alize and vodka 

Late nights, candlelight, then I tear the cock up 

Get it up I put it down everytime it pop up, huh 

I got to snap ‘em, let it loose, then I knock ya 

Feel the juice, then I got ya - when you produce a rock 

I let you meet momma and introduce you to poppa 

My - coochie remains in a Gucci name 

Never test my patience, nigga, I’m high maintenance

High class, if you ain’t rollin’, bypass 

If you ain’t holdin’ I dash yo…”

- Amil “Can I Get A…” (1998)

#MOOD