convos with my cat

  • hux: would you rather fight 100 loth cat size luke skywalkers or one luke skywalker size loth cat?
  • kylo: does the loth cat have the force?
  • hux: ...yes

Little did I know a fictional character could ever rip my heart apart.

  • Kuro: Wait a minute. We don’t go TOWARDS the weird scary sound..
  • Mahiru: Yeah, we do. We always do!
  • Kuro:
  • Kuro: I really hate that about us.

roachpatrol replied to:  I’m such a scaredy cat. It’s my first night alone…

put a knife under your pillow. you’re alone so you won’t stab anyone you shouldn’t.  i used to sleep with a sharp sword by my bedside. i’d hold it after i had nightmares. worked GREAT for anxiety.

That sounds dangerous but also I’m 100% gonna do it. Those danger noises had better be ready for a fuckin’ knife fight. …once I get to the kitchen.

i feel like we don’t talk enough about phan with pets

  • phil tripping over leashes when they take their dogs on a walk
  • phil pointing at all the puppies in the pet store like “dan look at this one’s ears! *gasp* no wait, dan dan look at this one!!” and dan smiling and rolling his eyes
  • dan falling asleep on the couch with a kitten on his chest
  • phil wanting to get the colorful printed collar but dan wanting the black one bc aesthetic i hate him
  • phil getting withdrawals whenever they leave on vacation and keeping a picture of their pet in his wallet
  • dan chasing their new puppy up and down the hall with that big excited smile to tire them out
  • phil accidentally stepping on their tail and spending the next 20 minutes kissing their forehead saying how sorry he is
  • dan + phil + puppy triple cuddles

P H A N  W I T H  P E T S

Cats don't speak English
  • Me: Franny, get down!
  • Me: FRANNY!
  • Me: HEY!
  • Me: Franny, you are NOT allowed in there! What part of that is so hard to understand? Is it the "you," the "not," the "allowed" or the part where all that's in English and cats don't speak English?
  • Franny: Meow.

i started a convo with a girl by saying “hey wanna see my cat??” and we ended up showing eachother pictures of our cats for 20 minutes i love girls