converse obsessed

  • ENFP: Easter is literally the best thing ever!
  • INTP: Why do you say that?
  • ENFP: I can fuel my cute-bunnies-and-pastel-colours obsession and who's gonna judge me? No one. Buying horrendous amounts of chocolate? Normal. Maybe I just have 82 kids or something. Can't judge me.
  • INTP: Okay but you're literally 14... I don't think anyone's gonna believe you have 82 children, sweetie.
  • ENFP: They will. I'm like the seventh tallest in my class and once I listened to Joe Lemon I might as well be an adult
  • INTP: I...
  • INTP: Wait who the f**k is Joe Lemon
  • ENFP: That musician with the round glasses.
  • INTP: It's John Lennon you expired carton of dog milk
  • ENFP: FITE ME
Random Sonic Thoughts # 1

I’m pretty sure I’ve talked about this before but I just really need to vent.


Something that has bothered me in the game canon, is the fact that Sonic and Amy’s relationship is so underdeveloped. Like, it never goes anywhere. And I’m not just talking about on a romantic level, I’m also talking on a platonic one as well. The closest was Unleashed, which seemed to last no more than two cutscenes. I just want to see more than the tired chase between the two. It was funny in the beginning but now it’s just tiring. She’s one of his oldest friends and it should show. Instead we get stuff like this:

Ugh. This just makes Amy look desperate and Sonic come off like a jerk. But I will give credit when credit is due. In more recent games like Lost World and Lego Dimensions (non-canon but it’s still something), they can have normal conversations without Amy getting obsessive and Sonic doesn’t get nearly as irritated as he did in past games. I think the rebooted Archie comics are a good example of how I’d want their relationship to be portrayed :

This, in my opinion, is a good way to portray their relationship. It doesn’t come off as a cheap gag for the sake of comedy and both characters can still be in character. I believe in the hands of the right writer, their relationship can be portrayed in a good way. All in all, I just think it would be nice if the games showed off their friendship at least, it’s long overdue in my opinion.



I plan on doing more rants like this in the future because I just can’t hold things in lol. Anyways, thanks for reading.

the brosten bromance
  • the eagles are super stoked that neil josten signed on with them 
  • but NOBODY is as stoked as Matt Boyd is, because this is his precious flower child and they are finally on the same team after a year of Neil post Fox. 
  • so the entire team is there at the court doing basic drills when this 5′3 human comes barrelling out the door and just charged straight at Matt 
  • and everyone is horrified because 1-neil is super small but super fast but nobody was prepared for exactly how fast he was, and everyone is already cringing cardio day because coach will be riding their asses to keep up with the midget. 
  • 2-at first they imagine that there has been a terrible argument because their real experience of Neil is savage clapbacks on twitter or some impressive fights on court and Neil is probably going to tear out Matt’s throat 
  • instead they matt whooping, basically picking neil up and giving him the bear hug to end all bear hugs. 
  • coach is yelling in the background but neil is explaining in great detail his experience with the nasty kale chips kevin sent him for the plane ride. 
  • matt is sympathetic. 
  • kevin had also sent him the same chips but he had wisely tossed them without sampling any. 
  • eventually because neil is living out of a sketchy motel room Matt basically forces him to pack up his belongings-belongings which have expanded past a single duffle bag, much to Neil’s dismay- and forces him to move in. 
  • like to be honest though matt has such a sketchy apartment. there is no fire alarm and if you turn on the light in the kitchen it turns off the light in the living room and it’s so fucking tiny they have bunk beds. 
  • they basically exist off of take out. why cook when you can dial a phone? 
  • they’re living above some chinese restaurant so they can usually hear the music playing from the kitchen which is why Matt posts a video on his instagram of Neil Josten dancing at 2 am, and the fans go mental. 
  • because his instagram has become the Neil Josten story. 
  • like to be honest his instagram prior to neil moving in consists of horribly blurry photos of weights and random converse pictures-matt has an obsession with converse shoes, Kevin is still mad about it.
  • his personal fav picture is one of Neil sitting in a grocery cart holding up a brand of kale flavoured protein bar with kevin’s face plastered across the box, unimpressed look on Neil’s face. 
  • neil’s twitter is just random out of context matt boyd quotes that are hella random and hard to explain? like nah the coconut flavour is bae, wtf is with limes? and nobody knows if it is ice cream or something weird?
  • eventually one of their teammates documents Matt using Neil as a weight, him across his shoulders and Matt doing squats. they’re count is up to 156 before Neil starts to get bored and starts making eagle noises. 
  • dan and the girls venture to the shared apartment, eyeing the stack of take out dinner boxes and unwashed dishes
  • “you used to have class, Boyd.” Allison informs him as she primly nudges one towering stack of styrofoam boxes from their Indian phase. It’s rivaling the stack of jenga they got going on in the center of the room, both boys sitting on the floor crosslegged, eyeing the rather crooked tower as it’s supported by like 3 tiles for a base now. 
  • “you have heard of wall art, right babe?” dan called from the kitchen where she’s inspecting the alcohol stash but only finding cheap beer.
  • “yo we don’t go into your home and disrespect your class and walls.” matt informed them as neil toppled the tower. 
  • “yeah, that’s because we have class”-allison’s home is a massive penthouse suit where the walls are white and the floors are marble and it’s basically an interior decorator’s orgasm. 
  • dan is simpler than that, but still quite lovely. renee is between places, having returned from backpacking across french countryside. 
  • neil comes home with a few boxes of fairy lights to compromise and sends a few snapchats to andrew of matt wrapped up in the tangled cords of lights. 
  • eventually the press is getting worried (read: excited as fuck) about what this means for neil and andrew, and if it really is neil and matt 
  • neil and matt are usually the ones doing press, because they’re both pretty known and the audience adores neil. 
  • especially when the reporter asks a silly question about what was it like working with an ex drug addict 
  • because holy hell our 5′3 child is savage when he asks the reporter what it is like working with your head so far up your own ass, like he’s a medical wonder. semi-functioning and everything. 
  • allison always retweets captions of him in interviews. 
  • but yeah 
  • so the reporters are anxious “any news regarding playing against Minyard?”
  • They shrug because the line up in still being laid out 
  • and Andrew has been swapped three teams again and again because of an attitude problem? 
  • so Matt just says ‘naw, but like we’re ready for his sorry ass’
  • neil mentions that it’s a lovely ass
  • Matt adds though that his is a far nicer one than Andrew’s. 
  • a few days later on twitter Andrew informs them to leave his ass out of it 
  • but someone takes a picture of andrew and neil on a date a few weekslater 
  • and the internet blows the fuck up BECAUSE IS NEIL CHEATING ON MATT???
  • Matt prints out copies of these reports and is like babe, why? the next time they have interviews 
  • the reports end up taped to the fridge
  • someone eventually asks dan’s opinion 
  • and she’s like yo, i may be matt’s girlfriend but apparently neil is his bro mate.
  • and maybe allison is being catty when she mentions on her way to her team practise (ironically she’s on the Vixens team, an all girls team that is fucking rising) and informs this one reporter that oh yeah, andrew and neil hated each other in school, they used to go at it all the time. she gives the camera man her most andrew like blank stare ever. 
  • it’s goals, man. 
  • and nicky adds of twitter that he has always tried to support them in whatever way possible, whether tying them to each other or locking them in a closet to work out their kinks. 
  • wymack simply says no comment when they begin pestering him. 
  • neil usually just mentions that questions about love triangles are really useless in exy sports panels recapping specific games, like guys, lets keep focus before i get bored and leave.
  • basically the whole OG squad are mindfucking the reporters but renee, but she always smiles serenely when fans ask and says that it’s nice to see Neil so happy with Matt.
  • andrew gives reporters blank looks whenever they try to get near him 
  • the media is so lit its roasting
  • the next time Andrew’s team the Falcon’s play against Matt and Neil it is absolutely ridiculous. 
  • the entire original fox lineup is in the audience and they are stoked (but kevin, because kevin is dreading everything because kevin is such a princess) 
  • Matt charges onto the court with Neil on his shoulders and Neil is waving exy rackets, basically the outcome of having chugged three power drinks. 
  • andrew is narrowing his eyes 
  • and is basically like done 
  • but the two aren’t done 
  • at one point matt just like drops to his knees in the middle of the game and neil leap frogs over him and Kevin is in the audience LOSING HIS SHIT 
  • Like he’s leaning over and screaming orders 
  • but it just never stops 
  • neil starts asking andrew questions about adopting cats in between score attempts 
  • and andrew is snarking back about gymnastics and that he knows very well how to hide a body
  • so basically matt and neil start performing aerials 
  • -leading to one of the most important changes in exy rulebook history where players are forbidden from doing aerials EVER on the court-
  • my boys are so extra I love it 
  • and the fans are going mental and the other eagles are just used to their boys acting up and causing mass destruction wherever they go 
  • the game ends with a tie 
  • with kevin going mental in the audience like this boy savagely texting the three everything LIKE I KNOW YOU ANDREW MINYARD YOU WERE CAPABLE OF SHUTTING DOWN YOUR NET I SAW THE 3RD SCORE NEIL PULLED and BOYD YOU PULL THAT SHIT AGAIN AND DISRESPECT THE SPORT OF EXY EVER I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN 
  • basically matt and neil are extreme bromance goals and they will not stop fight them. 

inspired by http://broship-addict.tumblr.com/post/143323205892/so-the-first-time-neil-and-matt-see-each-other-in

Secret abilities
  • INTJ: I bet you have some secret ability
  • ENTP: 😏
  • INTJ: like I'm autodidact on HTML and CSS
  • ENTP: 😏😏😏
  • INTJ: and I can cross and stitch
  • ENTP: 😏😏😏😏😏
  • INTJ: stop that!!
  • ENTP: well, actually, beyond that...I can drink while I'm lying down
  • INTJ: OK you won
Bobby Convos with Husband

Husband: “That’s a really dumb hat.”

Me: “I know! I love it.”

Husband: “Why is he sitting so weird?”

Me: “Huh?”

Husband: “He’s sitting all…*shrugs shoulders up*…hunched over.”

Me: “Oh, they probably caught him mid-laugh.”

Husband: …..

Me: “He laughs with his shoulders. Y’know? Like…*demonstrates*…he kinda giggles and his shoulders just…”

Husband: “…..You know a lot about this guy.”

Me: “I watch things.”

Husband: “Uh-huh.”

I think it's pretty canon now
  • ***During Jaehee's route***
  • MC: I feel bad for Jaehee.
  • Zen: That's because Jumin is a jerk.
  • MC: He really shouldn't---
  • Zen: He's always making her overwork, like last year when he did that meerkat thing even though they were so busy?
  • MC: I didn't know---
  • Zen: Jumin has lots of projects that are non-profit and are all for de-stressing and giving something back to the community, and he takes them as seriously as he does the rest of his business.
  • MC: Ah, that's---
  • Zen: I seriously can't understand how Jumin manages to create more work, and it's not that he doesn't do anything, because he works just as much as everyone else, or possibly more, he's a workaholic and never gets enough rest!
  • MC: ...
  • Zen: Jumin, that jerk -_-
  • MC: I see you're close to Jaehee.
  • Zen: Hm? No, we don't speak much. She might talk to you since you're a girl.
  • MC: ...
  • Zen: Omg, look at the time! I gotta go. Byyye!
  • ***Zen leaves the conversation***
  • MC: ...;;;

Me: Hey, that roller coaster looks like fun.
OCD: Ha, and disgusting. All those kids who threw up all over the….
Me: Oh, they clean it. Don’t freak out.
OCD: But what if the coaster derails?
Me:
OCD: And you die tragically.
Me:
OCD: And you basically destroy your entire family because they don’t really think you love them because you won’t hug them because I’m obviously more important.
Me: I don’t hug them because of contamination.
OCD: Which brings me back to kids throwing up.
Me: Okay, fine.

  • Me: *wears 1698 SnapBack*
  • Friend: Why does it say 1698?
  • Me: In 1698 it may as well have been sex.
  • Friend: What?
  • Me: A straight girl like you wouldn't understand.
  • Friend: Huh? No, but what does it mean?
  • Me: Well I have to keep some of my secrets. Otherwise I'll lose my air of mystery won't I?
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Hancock and The Silver Shroud Part 2

I adore this whole quest (I saved Kent). The amount Hancock clearly likes Sole is so effing cute❤

The way he talks to them is so flirty. Charming Bastard…WHY AM I SO ATTRACTED TO THE DAMN GHOUL

Yeah this fanfic is happening guys. Stay tuned

types / turn-ons / turn-offs

ok here is probably the most requested post i have ever had!! i will try to be as accurate as possible but everyone makes mistakes so feel free to kindly let me know if any information is incorrect that you know of and pleaaase let me know if i should add anything! 

disclaimer: i am in no way trying to tell anyone to do these things nor change their personalities for a man. be yourself and if they don’t like you, then they don’t deserve to get with you. this post is just talking about their types and what they typically go for, not a guide.

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Bad Mercury

Thinking processes, learning habits, and the shady side of the mind – May I present to you the negative aspect of Mercury in the signs:

Aries: The Battle-Ax; An overzealous and impatient thinker that delivers brutally honest and crude opinions undiplomatically, frequently talking loud and saying nothing; manically careless with details; lacks concentration, but sensitive to criticism.

Taurus: The Swine King (or Queen); A sluggish and stubborn mind, set in its ways, unable to see past pleasures; lackadaisical learner reliant on practical explanations; pigheaded, unimaginative, and uninspired; bigoted with high opinion of self.

Gemini: The Merry-Go-Round; An impressionable and scattered thinker frequently unfocused; bores easily; opinions and beliefs change to suit the needs of their environment; overwhelmed due to the inability to resist stimulation and gossip.

Cancer: The Brooder; A timid and defensive outlook seeped in prejudice and impracticality; much mental retreats riddled with pessimism, nostalgia, and negativity; hesitant and insecure yet stubborn and inflexible; reticent, inhibited, and secretive.  

Leo: The Bloviator; An intolerant blowhard, frequently pretending to be an expert, seeks praise through lengthy and arrogant discourses; dramatic, showy, and proud; bossy and boastful I-told-you-so overestimates the value of their opinions.

Virgo: The Catapult; A meticulous and mocking mind engulfed in reality, becomes unimaginative; cold, cynical defeatist unwilling to say no; deprecating and whiny, pent up feelings and accumulated criticisms are projected onto others.

Libra: The Politico; A people pleasing thinker compulsively compares one thing to another and switches opinions to appeal to others’ ideals; consciously blind to injustice and immorality; indecisive yet stubborn, argumentative and shallow.

Scorpio: The Megalomaniac; A paranoid, power-hungry thinker strategic with opinions and words, becomes cruel and manipulative towards weaker minds; negative, caustic and untrusting; fanatical with the unknown; uses secrets and sex for weapons.

Sagittarius: the Theorist; Presumptuous consumption of varied subjects makes a know-it-all; blind to details and facts, prefers hypotheses to practical application; unfocused due to much mental clutter and principle piling; judgmental and rude.

Capricorn: The Pitiless Potentate; A rigid and regimented thinker reliant on rules and categorization, can’t handle too many ideas at one time; stubborn, strict, and sulky; uncharitable and unfeeling towards others’ ideas and opinions.

Aquarius: the Social Scientist; An overly analytical and eccentric thinker, lacks presence and compassion in conversations; neurotic and obsessively curious yet easily distracted; stiff-necked and rebellious, impresses opinions and tests theories on others.

Pisces: the Reflection; A fuzzy and confused thinker, bases conclusions on uncertainties; bleary and impressionable, opinions are mirrored, but not absorbed; shy and lazy, indirectly communicates; prefers unrealistic fancies to cold, hard facts.

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Pink Sith Hux AU

I don’t remember how but this came to be from conversations with @obsessions-and-dreams (like almost everything kylux related I’m doing these days tbh) and… here he is! in tight suit and fancy pink highlights.

because i played too much devil may cry and bayonetta I imagine him being very fast, flexible, SSStylish and a tease. he meets Kylo while the other chases him on Coruscant’s rooftops and first they beat the crap out of each other and then go for a drink. And perhaps something more.