converse inspired

  • Draco: Pansy, love, make me some tea?
  • Pansy: Make your own tea, you tosser
  • Harry: I'll make your tea, love
  • Draco: Potter, DO NOT CALL ME THAT
  • Harry: But you just called Pansy–
  • Draco: I can call Pansy "love" because I am not *in* love with her. When you do it, it's just gross.
  • Harry:
  • Harry:'re in love with me?
  • Draco: No, you are the one banned, which means *you're* in love with *me*.
  • Harry: But you never call me love!
  • Draco:
  • Draco *blushing furiously*: Just go make me some tea, arsehole.
  • Snape: You have performed extraordinary magic with this wand, my Lord, in the last hours alone.
  • Bellatrix: WHAT?
  • Snape: What?
  • Bellatrix: You... YOU... how DARE you steal the Dark Lord away from me?
  • Snape: What? Oh Merlin, Bellatrix, don't be ridiculous! I was talking about -
  • Bellatrix: His wand? And the "extraordinary magic"? FOR HOURS?
  • Snape: *sighs*
  • Bellatrix: *leans in and whispers* How did you do it? He won't even let me kiss him. But believe me, I'm trying! I'm not even wearing any underwear.
  • Snape: I did not need to know that.

“It’s pointless to count stars.”

“It’s also pointless to count freckles, but I know you have 36 on the edge of your left hand.”

submitted by anonymous someone who could probs woo me in a day