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Something that happened in one of my classes
  • Teacher: Raise your hands all those who read at least once every other day.
  • *Several students raise their hand*
  • Student 1, whispering to student two: I don't think fanfiction counts...
  • Student 2: *Lowers their hand in shame*
  • *Ravenclaw and Slytherin kissing*
  • Ravenclaw: *pulls away and stares up into him air for a moment*
  • Ravenclaw: How does O'Hair Air work?
  • Ravenclaw: Like couldn't you steal air and get it free?
  • Ravenclaw: Why pay?
  • Slytherin:
  • Slytherin: Wtf
  • Slytherin: That's what you're thinking about right now?
  • Slytherin: Really?
  • Ravenclaw:
  • Ravenclaw: Yes.
  • Slytherin: *sigh*
  • Slytherin: Yeah, you could totally steal air...

Do u ever feel like a weird feeling is on your chest and you just wanna scream or cry or moan in pain (non sexual thoughts pleas im im serious there) and yoy cannot breathe correctly but at the same time you have no idea on how to react as your heart races faster
But all of this is happening suddenly
I was having a nice day but then it happens
It’s not the first time of course pft but this time it happened while I was wearing my chest binder + in a train + felt nauseated

Because if u do I really hope you know what the fu kn it means because of course I don’t

  • Jack: Davey, listen, in order to succeed in life, you need to stop being so afraid of everything.
  • Davey: I am not afraid of everything.
  • Jack: Okay, maybe not everything, but most things. Like going over the speed limit and women.
  • Davey: To be fair, those are both things that could kill you.

After mulling over the prices ( And postage fee) for at least a few days, I’ve finally got something!!

So hey, now I’m selling these GF Stickers!

They’re made from Waterproof PVC sticker paper, so it also essentially means you can stick them probably anywhere! Stick it on your laptop! Your book! Even your car! Don’t know why you’d want to, but the option’s available.

Since I’m shipping from Malaysia, and I’m sure most of the people who want to actually buy this is from the US, the shipping will be a bit…. costly. 

  • Postage for non sets are - 4 USD
  • Postage for sets or purchase of 6USD and above - 2USD 

And I’m cutting as many corners as I can here, but if you live in a country nearby Malaysia, do inform me and I’ll be able to manage a lower fee. International postage is expensive ya’ll!

It’ll take at the very least Two Weeks or a little more for them to arrive after you’ve ordered, and I’ll provide you a Tracking number so it doesn’t get lost in the mail! 

If you’re interested in ordering, IM me your order on tumblr! Thank you for your support and taking the time to read this! 

steambend  asked:



but honestly @ anon….

and like… 

and um…

The way in which Jon and Sansa are related is not considered incest for the GoT world, and honestly… many cultures, countries, and states wouldn’t even prohibit the marriage in today’s day and age, even if such a thing would be considered uncommon.

I mean, I can understand why some people wouldn’t like it, because Jon and Sansa did grow up in the same household and spend the majority of their lives thinking they were half siblings. In my opinion, that just lends to a deep understanding, respect, and love for each other. 

If and when they both learn that they are actually cousins, and if and when a marriage forms from that to help solidify Jon’s position as King of the Seven Kingdoms and Sansa’s position as Queen of Winterfell, it would be perfectly acceptable, especially for the time period and the universe, and it would also be a very smart political move. 

Anyways, that was like a blast of righteous anger that no one asked for. I don’t even mix fandoms that often as I have 3 separate side blogs for all my different interests. Putting it on my main (and zut/ara) blog was purely for the spite. If anyone wants to send me more hate about Jonsa hit me up @awolfofwinterfell

All I really have to say is (@ anon)…. 

Originally posted by plumkat


Sister: Look at my new Mimco handbag.

Me: That is indeed a very nice handbag

Sister: I’m pretending I didn’t buy it, because Tony will get mad.

Me: So…are you pretending you already owned it, and hoping he won’t notice? Or couldn’t you just say you bought it on sale for like $30, does he give any actual shits about handbag labels?

Sister: He’s not stupid.

Me: No, there is definitely nothing stupid about this situation.

Sister: So, can you just pretend you bought it for me? I went off at him last week because he bought a new surfboard without telling me, so I don’t want to be a hypocrite.

Me: What is happening.


Me: I’m tired and I am going to play with your  four year old daughter because she is clearly the most mature person in this house.

anonymous asked:

Please don't feel guilty for self indulging, like whats the point of having such amazing writing skills if you DONT use them to self indulge? And adding on to that, your self indulging makes hundreds of other people happy and let me tell you: your self indulging results in amazing works that i looove

okay my initial response to this ask was “okay hundreds seems like an exaggeration” but I guess, uh

maybe not? jesus christ you guys I’m kind of verklempt, this isn’t meant to be humble-bragging or even just straight up bragging, I’m literally just like. when the fuck did this happen

TLOL - Lost Memory

It’s time for The Legend of Luke fics.

I almost didn’t write this. Martin’s inability to remember his past has always been… something I’ve been privileged to understand on a personal level. I also have issues with memory recall; I won’t bore you with the specifics, but I know exactly what it feels like to grasp feebly for your past and be met with emptiness. It’s chasing a definition of your existence that you will never reach, and your own mind holds you back. It’s a frustrating, baffling, and incredibly lonely experience. It does not surprise me that Martin sought solitude as he wrestled with the gaping holes in his memory. 

There is something about Timballisto’s character that makes me think he would have at least tried to speak of their pasts once. I do not believe he would be content with never bridging that gap between them. I headcanon that in Legend Martin asserts that they never spoke because… he doesn’t remember the conversation. Such is the nature of trauma-induced lapses in memory.

Tbh all of the fics I’m gonna publish here about Legend are totally love letters to @the-redwaller. This blog wouldn’t exist without you, matey.

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