conversation 1

how gays have a conversation
  • gay 1: im gay?
  • gay 2: im gay?
  • gay 1: im gay?
  • gay 2: imm?? Gay???
  • gay 1: im GAY???????
  • gay 2: im:; gay
  • gay 1&2: that was fun thank you. see you tomorrow

Thank you so much for tagging me @mademoiselle-lani! :) :)

Rules: We’re snooping on your playlist. Set your entire music library on shuffle and report the first ten tracks that pop up! Then choose ten additional friends.

1. Conversations With My 13 Year Old Self - P!nk

2. El Mismo Sol - Alvaro Soler feat. Jennifer Lopez

3. Live While We’re Young - One Direction (Well thanks iTunes, you just had to pick one of the maybe three 1D songs I have, didn’t you. Slightly uncalled for.)

4. The a Team - Ed Sheeran

5. Ex’s & Oh’s - Elle King

6. Oops!… I Did It Again (Glee Cast Version)

7. She Doesn’t Mind - Sean Paul

8. Rebecca (from the musical Rebecca)

9. Prologue: Jellicle Songs For Jellicle Cats (from the musical Cats) (Can you tell already I’m always a slut for musicals? :’D)

10. Rule The World - Take That

Tagging @bakerstreet-irregular, @morgendaemmerung89, @missmuffin221, @ila-221b, @softelesbian and @the-moon-loves-the-sea. (Only if you want to of course! <3)

Two Types of Ravenclaws
  • Ravenclaw 1: *chopping up some basil*
  • Ravenclaw 2: Basil is a pretty good name
  • Ravenclaw 1: Like Basil Rathbone, the late English actor
  • Ravenclaw 2: It was also a common name among Eastern Roman Emperors and the source of the name Vasily in Russian

classysharkbarbarian  asked:

I would die for your headcannons how are YOU SO GOOD AT MAKING THEM

*finger guns* i spend most of my waking hours consuming memes my guy

  • keith: “shiro… told me to lead voltron” hunk: “galra keith, i’m glad you discovered your sense of humor but now is not the time for jokes”
  • coran was altea’s bill nye
    • but like. more ripped
    • had a series of informational videos that covered basically anything slightly educational. was sleeveless in every single one
    • he was the Science Guy
  • lance insists upon the use of space rock paper scissors to solve disputes. it’s exactly like normal rock paper scissors but the rock is a space rock
  • they refer to keith’s shack as the “love shack, baby love shack”
  • slav: *breathes* shiro, under his breath: “patience yields focus patience yields focus patience yields focus-”
  • they ditch kaltenecker on the first planet with aliens that’ll take him
    • lance argues against this decision vehemently
    • “but allura we can’t get rid of him!! he reminds keith of home” “lance if you tell another texas joke i swear to god-”
  • lance’s Mermaid Thing conversation w hunk was 1% “wow mermaids are hot” and 99% “i wanna be a mermaid”
  • pidge: “why do you guys have british accents” allura: “what’s a british”

It’s finally finished! I wanted to make this comic for the snap election, but if the Tories win I feel like it’s gonna be relevant for the next few years. 

I messaged a few of the spoonie blogs I follow to see if they would be okay with me tagging them in this. I got responses from @spooniediaries and @heyatleastitsnotcancer but I didn’t want to tag anyone else who hadn’t given me their consent.

Caption/script under the cut - please reblog and share. (Note: the captioning is reaaaaally long - it might crash your phone if you’re on mobile).

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fake dating! zimbits

It was only by a stroke of luck that Jack happened to look at his phone just as he exits the lecture hall. The group chat was blowing up – the group chat was always blowing up these days – but the lack of all-caps or exclamation marks caught his attention right away.

Eric Bittle: Guys, I wouldn’t ask this of y’all if I really didn’t need this, but I have to ask a HUGE favor of one of you.

Shitty Knight: brah are you dying

Justin Oluransi: You can have my kidney, Bits.

Adam Birkholtz: u aren’t gonna save that for me just in CASE, JUSTIN?

Larissa Duan: shit, bitty, r u ok

Eric Bittle: Um, yeah, mostly, I just…..need someone to pretend to be my boyfriend.

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YA Love Triangle
  • cishet white boy #1: probably has brown hair and brown eyes, is overhyped, has been in love with 16 year old protagonist for 17 years, is ANNOYINGG, has the personality of a popsicle stick
  • cishet white boy #2: Dark And Brooding™, knew she was The One by first glance, has had a total of one (1) meaningful conversation with the protagonist, is mIsUnDErstOoD, can frankly go fuck himself
what i learned today while tallying homestuck statistics:

Dave has no idea how to end a conversation. I mean, I knew he just never shut the fuck up, but i’m trying to tally the number of conversations and in acts 1-4, and dave has had like, 8, total. cause whenever someone else says goodbye he just keeps talking at them until they eventually come back instead of actually signing out of pesterchum like a normal person

My mom is a bartender so I like to go down and sit by her while she is working and naturally I overhear a lot of interesting conversations between intoxicated people but my favorite one was between two older guys, probably 60’s, watching Captain America. Here’s how the conversation went:
Guy 1: *looks up at TV and sees Chris Evans* “That guy is really nice looking”
Guy 2: “yea he is”
-silence-
Guy 2: “wait, are you gay?”
Guy 1: “hell ya buddy. Since 1960, man!”
Guy 2: “dude same here!”
-High five-

Spelling with Vernon
  • Soonyoung: Hey shua-hyung, I wrote this song but I'm not sure if I spelled the title in English right. I named it Swimming Fool, is that correct?
  • Joshua: Actually-
  • Vernon: YES YOU ARE RIGHT HOSHI THAT'S OKAY
  • Joshua: But...
  • Vernon: Shut up, Josh. Just let it be. Let it be.