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FIC REC’S OF 2017 part 7 (june-july-august)

Here it comes! The 25 fic long list of fics (yes, I’m measuring length with fics now!) I’ve read this summer. Hope you’ve all had a great time and read amazing fics during the last months! I’ve separated the chaptered and one shots in this fic rec, so hopefully it’ll make this a little less messy. Happy reading everyone! 

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Fool’s Gold by tvshows_addict (55k)

Leaflet for Over Again Inc.

“In relationships, there are three types of people: those who are happy, those who are unhappy but accept it and deal, those who are unhappy and in denial.

Handling this last category is our job: we are professional couple breakers.

To reach our goal, we use all means necessary.”

Or the Arnacoeur AU in which Harry is scheduled to be married to Liam in 10 days and Harry’s mother hires Louis and his team to break them up. THE ROMANTIC COMEDY FIC OF THIS SUMMER!

Mutability by haloeverlasting (108k)

Harry and Louis meet in a book club. Life and fiction have their parallels. SLOW BURN, (read the notes before each chapter for tw)

Come Away With Me by suspendrs (80k) 

Louis had such big plans. He wanted so much out of life, and so did Amy. Now Bridget is going to grow up without a mother, and she’s always going to wonder what it would be like if this hadn’t happened. He wonders if she’ll blame him for her mother’s death as she gets older, or if she’ll understand that this is just as painful for Louis as it is for her. Louis doesn’t know how he’s going to raise her on his own, because he’s a fantastic father, yes, but he’s always been the fun parent, and Amy was in charge of the rules. He doesn’t know how to make sure Bridget has everything she needs all the time, doesn’t know how to make her favorite meal or how to do that one braid she loves to have in her hair or how to teach her to be the best person she can be. He doesn’t know how to live without Amy, he doesn’t know what he’s going to do. SINGLE PARENT! LOUIS, MINOR CHARACTER DEATH, FRIENDS TO LOVERS

The Wonderlands by stylinsoncity (150k)

“Somewhere between chaos and control — these are the wonderlands.”

Harry’s daughter, Andy, is signed to Louis’ girl band. Her path to success is marked by competition, chaos, and for Harry, a love affair. FAMOUS/NOT FAMOUS, SINGLE PARENT! HARRY

Just Ask Me To by TellMeThisIsNotLove (120k)

“You’re telling the truth,” Louis whispers.

“Of course I’m telling the truth!” Harry doesn’t even care that he sounds exasperated.

“Oh my god.” Louis grabs the wall behind him as if looking for support. His body slides down against it until he’s sitting crouched on the floor.

He mumbles something but Harry can’t really figure out what it is. He crouches down, and looks desperately at the breaking boy in front of him.

“You’re telling the truth,” Louis whispers. “You were not supposed to–”

“I was not supposed to do what? Tell me please,” Harry urges, taking Louis’ hands gently in his. CANON COMPLIANT, X-FACTOR ERA, FRIENDS TO LOVERS, ANGST

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- adore you by isthatyoularry (66k) **

“We invited our new acquaintances from uptown. You’ve simply got to meet their oldest son!” said his mother with a flourish, and suddenly it became abundantly clear as to why his parents had so adamantly demanded he join them in Deansville for the entirety of the summer.

Against his wishes, Harry spends the holidays at his family’s summer estate, and is reluctantly pulled into a courtship he didn’t ask for. Harry doesn’t want to get married, but Louis does. They don’t fit, but then again they really, really do.

Vaguely set in the 1920’s. Headpieces, jazz, fashionable canes, and flapper dresses, and that.

- through eerie chaos by mediawhore (102k) ******* (super uper fave)

For as long as anyone can remember, Old Hillsbridge Manor has always been believed to be haunted. Everyone in the village agrees and keeps a respectful, fearful, distance. New in town after a bad breakup and an internship that led to disappointment rather than a permanent job, Harry Styles figures taking pictures of the decrepit building could be a great new creative project. Or at least a much-needed distraction while he searches for a job and crashes at his parents’ new house. No one warned him about the apparitions though; about the music, the laughter, the people who flicker and vanish when you call after them, the echoes of a past that should be long gone… Harry has never believed in spirits but even he can admit that there’s something weird going on. What starts as mere curiosity evolves into a full-blown investigation and soon enough, Harry finds himself making friends with an aristocrat from the 1920s and struggling with finding the best way to tell him that he’s dead.

The Ghost Hunter AU where Niall lives to prove ghosts are real, Zayn is a skeptical librarian and Harry gets caught up in a century-old mystery and catches feeling in the process.

- the wonderlands by stylinsoncity (150k)

“Somewhere between chaos and control — these are the wonderlands.”

Harry’s daughter, Andy, is signed to Louis’ girl band. Her path to success is marked by competition, chaos, and for Harry, a love affair.

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Chaos and Order

I’m probably not the first one to point this out… but I love the symbolism between the two masks and Layton and Descole during Miracle Mask. 

Layton pulls the Mask of Chaos into two halves. He gives Descole (disguised as Angela) the Mask of Chaos, while he reveals the Mask of Order.   

Somehow, I don’t think Layton did this accidentally. Descole is chaos incarnate. He terrorises families, tears friendships apart and tries to destroy towns. No matter how cool he acts, he often ends up losing control and physically attacking his opponents (Layton and Bronev) whenever he’s bested. The Mask of Chaos is believed to bring sorrow - it led to teenage Randall’s downfall (sorry), which turned Stansbury into a ghost town. Angela thought she was cursed by the mask when the Masked Gentleman appeared in Monte d’Or. Also, the little head-piece above the Mask of Chaos looks like a sun. (”Let the world burn for all I care!”)

Layton is Order. He’s solemn, subtle and keeps his true self hidden, like the moon behind a cloud. He manages to find joy in his life, despite the tragedies he has experienced.          

Layton admits that he needed Descole’s help to solve the puzzle of Akbadain, as they are the bearers of Chaos and Order. One can’t exist without the other. If If it weren’t for Descole’s schemes, Layton would never have reached such fame as an archaeologist. (He’s still renowned as a professor, but he would’ve spent his days researching away in his office, rather than rushing out on adventures.) If it weren’t for Descole, Layton would never have reunited with Randall. (Chaos does have its uses.) Despite being polar opposites, they’re really not that different…     

“It is always the two halves that make the whole.”

(This could also apply to Desmond and Descole.)

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chaos walking character posters ♡ todd hewitt/viola eade

It’s not that you should never love something so much it can control you. It’s that you need to love something that much so you can never be controlled. It’s not a weakness. It’s your best strength.

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The Control Sigil – 

Bull’s RingUsed to control the another – often someone who is otherwise uncontrollable or dangerous. As such, it could also be used to keep yourself under control. For the latter, it would most probably be best worn, and for the former, given to he/she you wish to effect.


Birth of Chaoscan be used as a remedy or an invitation for Chaos as it gives mastery to that which cannot be mastered. Can be used in hexes to rain down chaos and ill-fate, or can be used in an inverted position to be used for focus and attainment.


The Trident HeartIs used to command the heart (be it your own or that of another). For the latter, I recommend this ritual:

  1. Place atop the sigil a drop or two of your blood, as well as a personal affect of he/she you wish to control. Roll/fold the sigil around the affect, in essence surrounding them with yourself. Burn. 
  2. Mix half of the ashes with The Conquered Heart Oil** (or something similar). Using the mixture, dress a (black and red) half-stick candle – if need be, carve the “bottom” into a burnable point as well. Burn the candle, black side first – until 1/3 to ½ of the black has melted. Extinguish, invert and light the red side. Allow it to burn until the red has overtaken the black. 
  3. Powder the remaining candle and add to this the last half of the ashes. Sprinkle on the victim’s property or on a path they will cross.

** The Conquered Heart Oil: 1 : 4, Castor to Carrier. Warm. 1-3 Red Roses, 1-3 Iron Nails, Cinnamon, Ginger, Orris Root, Sulfur, 3 dried, Red Chiles. Warm oil, add dry ingredients – with the exception of sulfur. Add this, instead, to the bottle. Pluck the Rose Petals from the stem(s) and impale them on the iron nail(s) – add curio(s) to the bottle with the sulfur. While the oil is still warm, pour into the bottle. 

may/june fic rec!

hello everyone! i just wanted to share some of the amazing fics i’ve read in the past few months in case y’all are looking for something to read! enjoy!!!

your mess is mine  (176k) Louis is the father to the most brilliant little boy in the world who is all Louis really needs, or at least that’s what he tells himself. Harry is a gorgeous boybander fresh off a two year break and a massive scandal that’s left him a little broken and more than ready to move on.They fall in love.

waiting on you (76k) “Vampires,” Louis says with disgust, glaring over at the vampire who is noisily slurping from the woman’s neck nearby.Zayn gives the neat fang marks on Louis’ neck a meaningful look.“Can’t live with them, can’t live without them,” Louis finishes, ignoring Zayn when he rolls his eyes.Louis takes a long sip of his milkshake, presses his fingers against the marks on his neck, and definitely doesn’t think about the vampire who left them there.

far away (57k) Harry returns to London after five years. Stuck in the past with “what ifs” and “what might have beens”, he sees that his friends and ex (and possible love of his life) Louis have all moved on with their lives while he finds himself questioning his own life choices, past and present.

friday i’m in love (29k) It has a pattern, Harry has noticed.
It’s not that he has been observing the guy who regularly comes to the coffee shop for the past few weeks; but he totally has.
It’s also not Harry’s fault that he’s infatuated with the guy who apparently follows a very repetitive schedule.Or the one where Harry works at the coffee shop and Louis goes there almost every day and Harry is head over heels for him, making his love life look like a The Cure song.

here in the afterglow (88k) “If you hadn’t noticed, I don’t have many friends,” Louis whispers, the blossom of insecurity in his stomach unfurling and clawing its way into his throat.Harry is silent for a long time, and then he speaks; a soft, slow uncurl that makes Louis’ stomach shake. “I’ll be your friend.”-1970’s AU. In a tiny town in Idaho, Louis’ life is changed forever by the arrival of a curious stranger.

WIPS:

the wonderlands- "Somewhere between chaos and control — these are the wonderlands.“Harry’s daughter, Andy, is signed to Louis’ girl band. Her path to success is marked by competition, chaos, and for Harry, a love affair.

take a sad song and make it better Louis couldn’t save Harry, but he sure as hell won’t let this happen to Jude.Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson, once best friends and two fourths of the biggest band of all time, are now complete strangers. The only thing that connects them is Jude, Harry’s son and Louis’ beloved godson.Louis would do anything for Jude, Harry is too caught up in his addictions to care. Can anything fix what’s happened between them, or is it too late?

paint me in a million dreamsHarry’s one of Hollywood’s biggest actors, has made a name for himself in prestigious films and lives the life of a superstar. There’s just one thing missing to make it picture-perfect, but the one Harry’s in love with is completely out of reach for him. Enter Louis, one of Hollywood’s biggest actors himself, who just came out of the closet and taps new genres in the industry. When Louis sacks the role Harry auditioned for in Scorsese’s next big film, their irrational feud starts. Who could have guessed it would get even worse when for promo season, their teams decide to present them as a couple for publicity?In short, Harry’s in love with someone and doesn’t care about dating anyone else, Louis never felt home in L.A., Liam writes love songs for someone he shouldn’t write love songs to, and Niall makes everything better with good food.

BTS Shadowrun AU Aesthetics (5/7)

The year is 2070. The world is a battleground and it is every man for themselves.

The Great Awakening—when magic returned to this world, bringing with it spirits, demons, and dragons—forever changed the face of metahumanity. Magicians run alongside orcs and elves. Advancements in bioware and cyberware allow metahumans to keep up with magically enhanced adepts. Hackers and technomancers shape the world from inside the Matrix. The age of ordinary has passed.

Political unrest has resulted in the weakening of government and the rise of the megacorporations. They are shining fortresses amidst the urban sprawl, turning a blind eye to their consumption of resources and the devastation that lay just outside their doors.

Between them lie the shadowrunners. Mercenaries for hire, these people take great pleasure in messing with the megacorps. Some are freedom fighters, some are in it for the money; everyone is just trying to survive. Bangtan is no different. Specializing in infiltration, recon, and retrieval, these seven men are doing their best to tear down the system in style.


Kim Namjoon – Call Sign: Coyote – Illusionist

Kim Namjoon is a Chaos Mage with a background in the Hermetic Tradition. Like most trained in the science of thaumaturgy, Namjoon has a very analytical mind. Controlled chaos, a cute euphemism Namjoon uses for his intuitive leaps of logic, is the name of the game. Since dropping out of his corp-paid university training, he has encountered many other magic users and taken what he perceives to be their best tricks, adapting them to form his own brand of magic that is neither Hermetic nor Shamanic.

Like the Trickster whose name he’s taken, Namjoon specializes in illusions and manipulation magic that often pave the way for the team’s deep cover runs. He is adaptable and quick-thinking, and at his heart of hearts, a survivor. For Namjoon, battle magic usually involves confusing the enemy to a point that their own attacks are useless. He sets them up and lets them destroy themselves.

A corp kid, Namjoon grew up privileged; his path was set for him from birth. Though he may have left that life behind, his insider know-how is invaluable on a run.

Hoseok | Jeongguk | JiminSeokjin | Taehyung | Yoongi

High School!Jin

So the high school series got over 20 votes (it was 22 last I counted but I got a couple more for it after counting) so to start us off as he always does is the oldest member, a total sweetheart who has so much talent I mean he’s gorgeous, he’s a cutie pie that makes dad jokes AND he’s talented like how the fuck I need an explanation plz and thnx, Kim Seokjin aka Jin

  • I have done a teenager!Jin post (here) but it wasn’t all that hs related, it was briefly mentioned so this is gonna be like an extension of that post bc I mainly focused on the relationship, teenager!Jin featured youtuber!Jin (here) to sum it up, he has a cooking/food channel
  • Okay so the visuals are first bc this is so cute to me I love this
  • We all know how adorable BTS was when they were in their school years, Jin didn’t look that different, he had an even softer face but he was definitely a total cutie as a teenager (and he still is)
  • His cheeks were really soft and s o fucking kissable like Jin currently has super kissable cheeks that you just wanna squish so teen!Jin definitely has some squishy cheeks
  • For this post, he has the brown hair bc brown hair!Jin is some good shit
  • Okay so Jin’s style is actually really fucking cute it’s casual but you can also tell he put a lil bit of effort into it while not overdoing it and that’s a hard balance to find sometimes
  • Like he always has these really cute shirts on sometimes it’s a T-shirt and then he’ll have super cute jeans and maybe a coat if it’s cold and sometimes he does the whole glasses thing and the colors of everything always go well together
  • He had this one outfit that was a pink shirt a pink hat some glasses and then black jeans and it was so casual but it looked so fucking cute like I want it tbh 
  • High school!Jin is no different, he has a very casual laid back style, lots of T-shirts, lots of ripped jeans, some cute hats here and there but he does set aside some time to actually make sure he looks good when he leaves
  • There are some days where he just throws a hoodie on, forgets to change out of his pajama pants and just rushes out of the door with his shoes in hands but even that’s a cute look moral of the story, Jin could wear a trash bag and look adorable
  • He’s always got good grades bc he likes to study with Namjoon (gotta add in that Namjin bc they are so damn cute together never forget that one time joon was just smiling at jin for a while and when jin looked over joon winks at him supER cAsuAlLLY)
  • He’s s o sweet and he doesn’t give a shit about cliques like he doesn’t care if people are popular or not, whether they’re rich or not like if they’re a nice person and he gets along with them, he’s gonna be their friend
  • He’s kinda lowkey friends with everyone tbh
  • Sports wise he wouldn’t be on any teams bc that’s not really what he loves and is passionate about but during PE he’s gotta do some athletic shit
  • He’s not much of a jock, he may play when he has to but he’s not gonna go out of his way to join a game (the only time he’d join a game outside of school is if the other boys are playing it in which case sign him uP)
  • He would be in the cooking club and if there isn’t already one, he’s gonna get one started bc THAT is his shit
  • He makes a lot of his first youtube videos with you and the cooking club and it helps calm him down bc when his friends are around, they’re making him laugh and joking around with each other so it’s not just him and a camera
  • Every Friday, they make something s u p er good and the boys are the designated taste tasters, if you’re not involved in the cooking, you’re definitely another taste tester bc Jin always loves cooking for you
  • He’s the prom king tbh he’s such a prince he needs his crown
  • Okay but just think about that for a second, prom with Jin !!!!!
  • He would make sure to match the colors up and he’d get you a lil rose bouquet and would be so proud to take pictures with you he’s full on posing and he’s got this wide smile on his face and he looks so niCe in his suit
  • He’d probably rent out a limo for the night bc all of the boys are sharing the car with their dates so they figure why not a limo get all fancy
  • The entire car ride there is so hyped up, it starts off with Vmin yelling and getting each other even more hyped up then they were before then kook joins in then it’s jin and hobi and joon and even yoon has to laugh and join and the next you know, the entire car ride is screaming and dancing around (as best as you can while sitting down) to the loud techno music playing from hobi’s phone
  • Jin’s so smiley and he keeps telling you how amazing you look and he gives you those lil lovey dovey puppy dog eyes and his face is just so bright the entire night
  • There is even more group dancing with the boys where somehow they start a dance off and everyone’s circled around and taking turns and Jin’s doing the robot and Jimin hasn’t stop jumping for the past five minutes, Tae’s doing a handstand with the help of kook, Yoongi’s doing the sprinkler, Namjoon is doing his lil face dance and hobi’s continually shaking his ass and it’s chaos but the best type of chaos
  • But his favorite moments are when you two are slow dancing and it’s one of those moments where it feels like no one else exists and head canon that he gets the DJ or whoever’s controlling the music to play your couple song so he can be sweet and sing it to you as you dance
  • High school!Jin is just a total sweetheart who befriends everyone he can and loves you a lot
There's Two Nogitsunes, and One is in Allison...

UPDATED: Letharia Vulpina provided some pretty suspicious plot points…

So, upon re-watching Riddled, I couldn’t help but notice the hints that there’s more than one Nogitsune in Beacon Hills. And after re-watching 3b, I came to the conclusion that if there is, it’s definitely in Allison…

  • This theory is built on the foundations on the use of the word ‘we’ by the Nogitsune in Stiles’s head. “We’re trying to save you, Stiles” is a quote directed at Stiles himself, so he couldn’t be a part of the 'we’ the Nogitsune used. This may be hinting that the Nogitsune might not have come alone, and if so, where’s the other one? My guess is Allison, because I have found significant evidence to support it. Hit the jump for more…

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ALPHA GODDESS by Amalie Howard

In Serjana Caelum’s world, gods exist. So do goddesses. Sera knows this because she is one of them. A secret long concealed by her parents, Sera is Lakshmi reborn, the human avatar of an immortal Indian goddess rumored to control all the planes of existence. Marked by the sigils of both heaven and hell, Sera’s avatar is meant to bring balance to the mortal world, but all she creates is chaos. A chaos that Azrath, the Asura Lord of Death, hopes to use to unleash hell on earth.

Torn between reconciling her past and present, Sera must figure out how to stop Azrath before the Mortal Realm is destroyed. But trust doesn’t come easy in a world fissured by lies and betrayal. Her best friend Kyle is hiding his own dark secrets, and her mysterious new neighbor, Devendra, seems to know a lot more than he’s telling. Struggling between her opposing halves and her attraction to the boys tied to each of them, Sera must become the goddess she was meant to be, or risk failing, which means sacrificing the world she was born to protect.

Check out this book on Goodreads: Alpha Goddess (Alpha Goddess #1) https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/18211066-alpha-goddess

Reylo vibe recommendation by @agir1ukn0w who also submitted these quotes from the book:

1. “She was nothing but flame in the deep of hell’s embrace. ‘Welcome Serjana,’ whispered a throaty voice. ‘I have been waiting for you.’ Sera lurched upright in bed, gasping, images from her nightmare still flashing like lightbulbs in her brain…a boy swathed in shadows beckoning, calling to her. A flicker of a kiss that tasted like blood.”

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2. “On cue, a fleeting memory of the kiss in her dream winked into her brain. A shudder rolled through her. It’d been some kind of faceless monster, half-boy, half-something else. Had the blood been hers? His?…the monster’s faceless shape still loomed on the edge of her thoughts like a dark stain; mocking her, taunting her with the fact that she’d like it, that she’d enjoyed its kiss, that she’d begged for more.”

- pg. 2-3


3. “Gifted with an unusual birthright, Kyle could read the auras of all manner of beings — mortal, immortal, celestial, bestial. Even if the beings were shaded or

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It’s not that you should never love something so much that it can control you.
It’s that you need to love something that much so you can never be controlled.
It’s not a weakness.
It’s your best strength.
—  Patrick Ness, The Ask and the Answer

chaos always surrounded them. their thoughts were chaotic, their life was chaotic, their room was a page straight from chaos magazine. They couldn’t figure themselves out and were always stuck in a state of confusion, of clutter, of claustrophobic thoughts and feelings cramming in on top of each other, not minding if there wasn’t room because nobody and nothing really gave a damn anyways. who cares? who cares about confusion and cacophony and a catastrophic lack of control? who cares if any clarity they once had of who they wanted to be and what they were doing is gone, gone like memories of childhood and cookies your mom made 3 Christmases ago?

chaos always surrounded them, they lived in it, swam in it, but the moments they could escape were the best because then they could b r e a t h e.

(C is for Chaos) An ABC guide to their heart - j.d.

SPOILERS - Asriel

As funny as this pic is… to me this is honestly what could be the best explanation for his “God of Hyperdeath” form.

I mean really. His look. His name. His ATTACKS. THEIR NAMES. “Shocker Breaker”, “Star/Galacta Blazing” “Chaos Saber/Slicer”, “Chaos Buster/Blaster”, “Hyper Goner”.

All of this could be from his immature/child mind trying to make himself look and sound most intimidating and frightening. When you become the god of this world, you pretty much are in control of everything, ESPECIALLY with how you literally are. Him changing to his “adult” form is kind of another thing showing how he wants to look intimidating (and being “mature” is totally so). And if all else fails, why not turn yourself into the most scary badass thing you can imagine?

 While replying to comments/reviews on Ao3 today I made an offhand comment to @verbam about Clarke upending Bellamy’s life in s1 and that started a spiral of s1 feels that I really need to get out, so thanks for listening, guys.

Okay, so.  The usual narrative of s1 is Clarke is Order and Bellamy is Chaos, since his tagline is literally “What’s wrong with a little chaos?” and Clarke’s response is basically “EVERYTHING IS WRONG WITH CHAOS, BELLAMY.” On the surface level, that holds, and I’m not saying that interpretation is wrong.  Clarke is definitely the one with a plan-with-a-capital-P, and Bellamy is the one who wants disorder.

Except.

Bellamy also arrives to the ground with a plan.  It’s a far simpler one, because it’s just “keep Octavia alive at any cost.”  But it’s a plan, and Bellamy very quickly figures out the best way to implement his plan is to take control–but Clarke is there, standing in his way.  He wants the delinquents to owe him for their protection, because he can exchange that debt for Octavia’s continued safety.  But there’s Clarke, offering to help them find food and safety in another way, and he has to rethink the plan to include her challenges to his authority.

He thinks he’s the one who has the guts to make the hard choices, but then Clarke shows up when he has to make his hardest choice yet.  Assassinating Jaha was easy, because Bellamy doesn’t even have to think when it comes to choosing O over everyone else, but killing Atom means taking a life and hurting Octavia and he can’t bring himself to do it.  And then there’s Clarke, taking the knife from his hands and doing it for him like it’s nothing.  (It’s not nothing, but he just can’t figure her out yet.)

And then it just keeps going– Bellamy has a plan to build a wall based on keeping the kids scared of the Grounders and Clarke decides that it’s better that they hear they have a killer in their midst.  He gets used to being her co-leader but not her friend, and then they kill Dax together and suddenly she’s facing down the fucking chancellor for him.  Bellamy gets used to that dynamic, and then suddenly she’s sick and she’s trusting him with her life on the bridge but then she’s gone with Finn and he doesn’t know if she’s coming back (but then she does, her faith in him still unshakable), and Bellamy just doesn’t know how to calculate for the force that is Clarke Griffin being in his life.

There’s dozens more examples of this dynamic, where Bellamy finally thinks he’s got his place in the world figured out (at Clarke’s side, protecting each other and their people) when Clarke turns things around and hugs him or sends him away or shows up after three months like nothing has changed and suddenly he’s back at square one, rethinking his plans.  

This doesn’t mean that Clarke isn’t Order and Bellamy isn’t Chaos, just that they can be both of those things for each other.

Ok, but what about “Best Man Wars”?

More specifically Yuuri’s Best Man at his wedding?

Yuuri being like, “No Viktor, you can’t be the best man we are getting married dammit!”

Phichit of course assumes he will be the best man because he’s Yuuri’s best friend, he’s the closest person to Yuuri, and the person that loves Yuuri the most after Viktor of course

Minami then interjects because I AM YUURI’S NUMBER#1 FAN, I HAVE HIS MERCHANDISE AND I EVEN DEDICATED ONE OF MY ROUTINES AND MADE A SIMILAR OUTFIT TO HIS BECAUSE THAT’S HOW MUCH I LOVE YUURI KATSUKI! after Viktor of course. Then he timidly asks if he could be Yuuri’s best man because it would be the best moment of his life.

Chris is as much as a little shit as Phichit is and while he would be totally down on being Viktor’s best man he can’t help but joke/tease everyone saying that he would be the best option for Yuuri’s best man because there’s no way you can be as intimate/close to someone as (almost)naked pole dancing buddies.

Makkachin barks, but Viktor and Yuuri tells him/her(?) that no, you must be ring holder, you can’t be the best man, Makkachin disagrees because he/she already takes care of Yuuri, consider him her/his own puppy and that the title belongs to Makkachin from the beginning.

Makkachin is a dog so no one understands the complaints.

Somehow the discussion evolves to a full blow war and somehow Yuri(Plisetsky) get involved in the mess and being the competitive angry kitten he is declares that whoever loses is stuck being Viktor’s best man. Viktor is more or less crying in the corner wondering how the 5 times champions and ice skating living legend that he is can’t get anyone to give more than zero fucks about being his best man.

Phichit makes the matters worse because he then makes posts on all social medias available asking people to leave likes/rebblogs/retweets to who they think that should be Yuuri’s best man and now things got even more chaotic.

Yuuri decides to settle this Chaos by making Coach Celestino his best man because he can’t trust all this madpeople to be his best man and he really needs a responsible adult he also knows that if he played favorites the ensuing chaos would get worse so he took the most damage control option avaliable. 

If two people with a Chaos Emerald use Chaos Control in very close proximity, they’ll create a rip in the fabric of space-time that’ll allow time travel. If Sonic ever wanted to retrieve Classic Sonic and continue screwing with the series lore, Amy would be his best candidate for a partner. Everyone else would be too worried about time paradoxes and unraveling space-time continuum again, and/or just not want to be an accomplice in Sonic cloning himself. (Plus, it’s a reference to Sonic CD.)

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Okay people, I’m pretty happy and hyped right now. 

Surfing in the web, I saw that people usually don’t focus in how Steins;Gate and Chaos;Head are related, since the later’s anime wasn’t the best and people usually don’t read visual novels. 

But he is another relationship between them, and it’s shown in the anime. 

Do you see the first image? That’s from Chaos Head(anime though) from when Sena explained Visual Rebuilding to Taku and how this could be used to control people senses and emotions by basically converting into data and sending to people’s mind. Then Taku looks for it on the net and finds it(In englishn though).

Now look at the second image. It’s the same document Taku’s was reading right? Well, you would think “Hey, that’s from C;H visual novel right?” Well no! It’s from Steins;Gate Visual Novel!!!!  It’s when she’s explaining about converting people memories into data. The topic seems a little bit familiar, don’t you think?


Can’t you see the third image? That’s an article about Christina’s thesis. And in the text box, Christina explains that several YEARS ago, her lab(One from the USA) created something called Visual Rebuilding. Does the name sounds familiar? 

OH MAN!!! That’s why I love Nitro+ and adore 5pb!

All the additional counterspell summaries you came up with

My post splintered into about a dozen different versions, so I’ll collect all the wonderful things that were added to it in one convenient place. If I forgot or misattributed any, or if you come up with some more, let me know!

Perplex: “What do you like more, your spell or your brain?” (tokenmancy)

Remand: “BZZT! Try again!” (tokenmancy)

                “…Not now.” (stormstouthideout)

Mystic Snake: “Sssssstop that!” (sarkhan-volkswagen)

Counterflux: “All your opinions are invalid! All of them!” (northernweird)

Draining Whelk: “OM NOM NOM NO!” (fresh-prince-of-beleren)

Flusterstorm: “Are you quite finished? Good. No.” (ty-based-keranos)

Voidslime: “Three flavors of fuck you.” (nerdcute)

Dream Fracture: “Haha tempo bitches” (thepeppermintpig)

Absorb: “I can taste the mana!” (missedtrigger)

Arcane Denial: “I hope you remember your draw triggers after your ten minute turn! Hahaha.” (missedtrigger)

Forbid: “I told you NO!” (missedtrigger)

Glen Elendra Archmage: “No so hard I am going to kill myself to stop it and then come back to do it again.” (missedtrigger)

Counterbore: No, and don’t think about trying that again. (ancient-chaos)

Guttural Response: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! (ancient-chaos)

Spell Crumple: “Maybe later.” (kinggeff)

Swan Song: “HONK” (masterofsporks)

     A couple were added to the original post, I think orzhov-fun-police added them but I’m not entirely sure:

Mental Misstep: “Even Wizards says no.”

Delay: “Maybe later.”

Forbid: “Nothing ever again.”

Mana Tithe: “Bet you weren’t expecting ME to say no!”