control your freaking face

the signs as mtrench references
  • aries: josh ramsay's overused hashtags (like #greatjob)
  • taurus: mr. casselman's opus, also the ham song(s)
  • gemini: bears (and what to do when confronted by one)
  • cancer: nice moves riverdance
  • leo: synchronized leg crossing
  • virgo: boots n cats
  • libra: mom i don't want a snack i am an adult just leave me with my bunk bed
  • scorpio: HOT CHOCOLAAAAATTEE
  • sagittarius: your mom's a control freak
  • capricorn: the shaketramp dance
  • aquarius: pirate hooker face
  • pisces: science/geometry hour with matt webb

sentence prompts ➝ clara oswald


  • ❛ Is there a word for total screaming genius that sounds modest and just a tiny bit sexy? ❜
  • ❛ Oh my stars! ❜
  • ❛ The boss… Yep, that’s me! I am the boss! ❜
  • ❛ The trick is – don’t fall in love. ❜
  • ❛ Please don’t change. ❜
  • ❛ I am NOT a control freak!! ❜
  • ❛ Just because my pretty face has turned your head do not assume I am so easily distracted. ❜
  • ❛ Let me be brave. ❜
  • ❛ Also, made another soufflé!  ❜
  • ❛ All my stories are true! ❜
  • ❛ You’re talking, but all I hear is; “meh-meh-meh-meh-meh”! ❜
  • ❛ I have to go in there. ❜
  • ❛ Sometimes it’s like I’ve lived a thousand lives in a thousand places. ❜
  • ❛ But I’ve always been there. ❜
  • ❛ I don’t know where I am. ❜
  • ❛ I don’t know where I’m going, or where I’ve been. ❜
  • ❛ Stop right there. ❜
  • ❛ I am not cross. But if I was cross it would be your fault and… Yes, I am cross. ❜
  • ❛ You stop bad things happening every minute of every day. ❜
  • ❛ That sounds pretty heroic to me. ❜
  • ❛ When did you stop believing in everything? ❜
  • ❛ Also, I mouth off when I’m nervous and I’ve got a mouth on me. Seriously, it’s got a mind of its own. I’m really worried it wants to go solo. ❜
  • ❛ Honestly, d'you have music playin’ in your head when you say rubbish like that? ❜
  • ❛ Shut up! I am so sick of listening to you! ❜
  • ❛ Oh my god, really? Was it? Yeah, well respected is not how I feel! ❜
  • ❛ That was you, my friend, making me scared… Making me feel like a bloody idiot. ❜
  • ❛ Oh, don’t you ever tell me to mind my language! ❜
  • ❛ And don’t you dare lump me in with the rest of all the little humans that you think are so tiny and silly and predictable! ❜
  • ❛ Yeah? Well, clear off! Go On! ❜
  • ❛ You go away! And you don’t come back. OK? You go a long way away! ❜
  • ❛ Do I have your attention? ❜
  • ❛ Do we understand each other? ❜
  • ❛ I have seen you break any rule you want. ❜
  • ❛ I know what you’re doing. You’re trying to take control. ❜
  • ❛ Do as you are told. ❜
  • ❛ Say it again so I know you mean it. ❜
  • ❛ Oh, I’d say I’m sorry but I’d do it again. ❜
  • ❛ You’re going to help me? ❜
  • ❛ Then why are you helping me? ❜
  • ❛ I don’t deserve a friend like you. ❜
The best laid plans ...

So when I got to PasCon, I still wasn’t sure about what photos I was going to get. At my last convention, I had purchased my photo ops months in advance and had thought about the poses in detail, and even practiced them in the mirror to make sure they were right. I knew how I wanted it all to look and the end results came pretty damn close, if I do say so myself.

Well … for this convention, not so much. After staring at all the options for nearly an hour, I finally decided on getting a Castiel op as well as one other. I still had no idea what my pose was going to be, mind you– but the op wasn’t until the final day of the con so I thought I could figure it out.

And figure it out, I did. I thought: “Wouldn’t it be adorable to wrap Cas up in a blanket and squeeze him like the sweet, squishy baby he is?”

Well, yes … it would be adorable …

It could be adorable …

It wasn’t though.

BAM!

Introducing a whole new level of creepy!

Don’t think it’s that bad?

Take a closer look …

BAM!

That poor angel … he’s about to get devoured.

Oh well … I suppose in the end, as much as I want to squish Castiel in a soft cuddly blanket 24/7, realistically, I’d end up being a creeper 99% of the time, and this picture is the proof.

The lens doesn’t lie.

Lesson learned: Be more prepared, and control your freaking face.