control that shit

“Shit,” Flug hissed and dropped the knife he had been using. A small trickle of blood came from his index finger, and he hurried over to the sink to get running water over it.

“Not too deep.” He mumbled to himself while trying to get a look at the cut. A little soap and a bandage on it and he should be fine.

Why was he always so clumsy with everything except his hobbies? He could disassemble electronics and put them back together in the blink of an eye, but ask him to make dinner (as he was doing right now) and he would somehow find a way to make the biggest mess possible.

He didn’t like to admit it, but it had been getting worse ever since he had read the letter regarding his scholarship application. 

Building things was what he was best at. If he couldn’t get into a school specifically for that, then what were his chances of finding a job for it?

He picked the knife up off the floor and brought it over to the sink as well. As he let the water run over it, he lost himself in the noise it made.

He needed backup plan. He needed to find something to do with his life. 

Otherwise, he’d be just as bad as his brother.

anonymous asked:

Cheryl could definitely do with some good lady-love! Do you think it will be one of the current main characters, a current minor character, or someone brand new? I can't think of any bi/lesbian girls currently out in the show...

Oh just because we haven’t seen it, doesn’t mean it won’t happen/isn’t there!!!

  • Josie
  • Ethel
  • Vermin (like I say throuple with Douchie would be great!)
  • Mute Mel
  • Ginger (when Cheryl wants to be really in control of shit)
  • They could cast Midge for all kinds of sexual swapping and ambiguity…
  • Another “unexpected” possibility would Cheryl with a Serpent/Southsider:
  • “Ricky” (Juggie’s l’il Jr. Serpent Club Friend)
  • Toni Topaz

Lots of possibilities


Last night I started thinking about the very real possibility of a klance hug happening in the future and then. i. couldn’t. stop. thinking. about. it.

you know shit’s serious when...

An ARIES stops competing.

A TAURUS lets things be your way.

A GEMINI stops talking.

A CANCER doesn’t care if you hurt them or not anymore.

A LEO doesn’t want to dominate.

A VIRGO becomes chaotic and unorganized.

A LIBRA stops communicating with you.

A SCORPIO starts crying infront of people.

A SAGITTARIUS doesn’t want to control shit anymore.

A CAPRICORN doesn’t care about money or success.

An AQUARIUS doesn’t want to get out of home.

A PISCES starts plotting their revenge on you.

College!AU in which Dean and Cas play for rival baseball teams


"I wanna be a warforged bee Druid"

Me: Okay.  Where are you gonna keep your bees?


Druid: Inside of me.

Me: …That might cause you some problems.

Druid: No no, see, that’s the cool part–I’m gonna be like Iron Man.  "Every second, a cluster of bee shrapnel tries to work its way closer and closer to my heart"

Me: Bee…bee shrapnel.

Cleric: Brapnel. Shrap-bees.

Rogue: *whispers* Beepnel.

And that was when I lost control of the session.


okay so this got out of hand but anyway

being asexual is seen as “too straight” by the LGBT+ community and “too gay” for straight people. the truth is, we are neither. if straight people are “as straight as a line” and gay people are “straight like a circle”, then we’re as straight as the void. sexual attraction? i don’t even know her. you are seriously in the wrong place if you’re looking for an instant sexual connection. don’t try to “””fix””” us we’re good. keep moving please.

lydialovebad  asked:

Do you know what I would really like? An AU where everything is the same but Marinette is a boy (Marin?) and there is a really fluffy marichat scene ♥^♥ I would die for see something like that!!! What do you think?

*grabs tablet and imediately draws about it proving how much trash i am*

so like i thought some ideas for this, if that’s alright, and well:

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Our party has arrived back in town in need of funds and unsure what our next step should be. We decide head to the Orion Guild, where we can earn some gold and hopefully get a clue as to where we should go next.

DM: As you enter, you see Guildmaster Cid in his usual spot on the counter. It’s early enough in the day that most of the tables are empty… [and so on]

Me: [Fighter] checks the board for bounties.

The DM puts down a small handful of papers in front of us–the bounties that we’re eligible to take at our current ranks in the guild. One bounty reads:


A Crash of Rhinoceros has taken up station NE of Neverwinter on the main trade road, charging those who try to pass. They need to be removed, by force if necessary.

Sister: This one shouldn’t take too long, it’s just on the road.

Me: And [Druid] will probably like it.

My sister looks confused, which I don’t understand since her druid’s been taking every opportunity to seek out new animals to wildshape.

Sister: What’s [Druid] got to do with bandits?

Me: What bandits?

Sister: The crash of rhinoceros?

Me: Oh, I think he meant crash as in group. Like, actual rhinos.

DM: Yep.

Sister: …But then how are they collecting the tolls?

There’s a moment of silence. I actually lean over to look at the bounty again, since I didn’t remember reading the word “tolls” anywhere. Then he speaks slowly:

DM: …what tolls?

She looks at us like we’re nuts.

Sister: The ones they’re charging people on the road…?

And then she gets it. Her whole face changes.

Sister: Oh. You mean the rhinos are actually charging people.

We had to break for a few minutes until we got the laughter under control.

Let me tell you a thing or two about tattooed volleyball boys.

Inspired by this gem of a fic by saigennaku


I’ll just… see myself out then.

*opens and closes mouth* okay, which one of you added my author name to a list of bisexual representation in literature and has me listed as ‘satirical pansexual’ because a) if that’s not a Google translation error that’s the best description ever and b) if that is a Google translation error that is the best description ever lmao

We were a new party to D&D, only our DM had really played before. One of our first encounters was with a guy on the road, whose caravan’s wheel was broken. We made the decision to try and help him.
It was… a rather poor idea.
Me, a half-elf rogue: I observe the broken wheel to see what’s wrong.
DM: Okay. You notice that the axel is bent, and the bolt is broken. There’s nothing wrong with the wheel itself.
Me: Could we heat the metal to weld it back together?
DM: That would probably work.
A friend, playing a Dragonborn: *breaths fire*
DM: The metal is red hot.
Me: Okay, that’s fine-
Dragonborn: *breaths fire again*
DM: The caravan catches on fire.
Me: SHIT. Get everything of value from the caravan before it’s completely engulfed.
DM: There’s nothing in it except cloth, mostly.
Caravan: *burns*
Man: *cries*
Me: I hit him over the head to knock him out, preventing the last thirty minutes of his memory from consolidating.
DM: That was a bit extreme.
Me: He saw our faces. No one can know.
Another friend, an elf: Let’s steal his stuff.
So we went from trying to be good samaritans, to accidentally burning a man’s livelihood and then taking all his gold.
Things spiralled out of control really, really quickly.

  • Namjoon: When Jungkook gets older, I teach him about sports and stuff, and you're in charge of Hoseok's emotional crap. We agreed that's how we'd raise our kids.
  • Jin: Our kids? Joonie, we're not married.
  • Namjoon: Dude, we're a little married.
  • Jin: I know. I love it.