control that shit

you know shit’s serious when...

An ARIES stops competing.

A TAURUS lets things be your way.

A GEMINI stops talking.

A CANCER doesn’t care if you hurt them or not anymore.

A LEO doesn’t want to dominate.

A VIRGO becomes chaotic and unorganized.

A LIBRA stops communicating with you.

A SCORPIO starts crying infront of people.

A SAGITTARIUS doesn’t want to control shit anymore.

A CAPRICORN doesn’t care about money or success.

An AQUARIUS doesn’t want to get out of home.

A PISCES starts plotting their revenge on you.

College!AU in which Dean and Cas play for rival baseball teams

bonus:

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okay so this got out of hand but anyway

*opens and closes mouth* okay, which one of you added my author name to a list of bisexual representation in literature and has me listed as ‘satirical pansexual’ because a) if that’s not a Google translation error that’s the best description ever and b) if that is a Google translation error that is the best description ever lmao

Our party has arrived back in town in need of funds and unsure what our next step should be. We decide head to the Orion Guild, where we can earn some gold and hopefully get a clue as to where we should go next.

DM: As you enter, you see Guildmaster Cid in his usual spot on the counter. It’s early enough in the day that most of the tables are empty… [and so on]

Me: [Fighter] checks the board for bounties.

The DM puts down a small handful of papers in front of us–the bounties that we’re eligible to take at our current ranks in the guild. One bounty reads:

ROAD BLOCKED!

A Crash of Rhinoceros has taken up station NE of Neverwinter on the main trade road, charging those who try to pass. They need to be removed, by force if necessary.

Sister: This one shouldn’t take too long, it’s just on the road.

Me: And [Druid] will probably like it.

My sister looks confused, which I don’t understand since her druid’s been taking every opportunity to seek out new animals to wildshape.

Sister: What’s [Druid] got to do with bandits?

Me: What bandits?

Sister: The crash of rhinoceros?

Me: Oh, I think he meant crash as in group. Like, actual rhinos.

DM: Yep.

Sister: …But then how are they collecting the tolls?

There’s a moment of silence. I actually lean over to look at the bounty again, since I didn’t remember reading the word “tolls” anywhere. Then he speaks slowly:

DM: …what tolls?

She looks at us like we’re nuts.

Sister: The ones they’re charging people on the road…?

And then she gets it. Her whole face changes.

Sister: Oh. You mean the rhinos are actually charging people.

We had to break for a few minutes until we got the laughter under control.

Let me tell you a thing or two about tattooed volleyball boys.

Inspired by this gem of a fic by saigennaku

Bonus:

I’ll just… see myself out then.

lydialovebad  asked:

Do you know what I would really like? An AU where everything is the same but Marinette is a boy (Marin?) and there is a really fluffy marichat scene ♥^♥ I would die for see something like that!!! What do you think?

*grabs tablet and imediately draws about it proving how much trash i am*

so like i thought some ideas for this, if that’s alright, and well:

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  • Namjoon: When Jungkook gets older, I teach him about sports and stuff, and you're in charge of Hoseok's emotional crap. We agreed that's how we'd raise our kids.
  • Jin: Our kids? Joonie, we're not married.
  • Namjoon: Dude, we're a little married.
  • Jin: I know. I love it.

born to make history, yes he was

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I CANNOT BELEIVE THIS, GODDD