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Toon Bendy Originals

My idea of what the cartoon characters from “Bendy the Dancing Demon” were like.

Bendy: a trickster archetype, more in line with Loki than Bugs Bunny, but just as prone to out of control toon shenanigans.  Sadistic in how he made others pay for making him mad.  Playful, really just wants to have fun, and doesn’t particularly care who he hurts in the pursuit of said fun

Boris: a slightly dopey wolf. He’s used to being the top predator, and can be a bit of a bully, but he’s not nearly as cunning as Bendy and is usually the one falling for Bendy’s gags.  He loves mutton.  He’s loyal, but earning that loyalty is tricky.

Alice: a sassy, playful fallen angel. She was far too slippery for heaven, and cheerfully slipped down to earth to have some fun. She enjoys chaos, and certainly enjoys her dates with Bendy. She’s an enchantress, a perfect siren, and loves Bendy’s jokes.

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zest??? zest!!! 

APH Teenage Girl Trio

“I seriously think that Himaruya should write a sketch with Liechtenstein, Taiwan, and Seychelles hanging together. Seriously, they’d like, be so much fun to write with their personalities clashing.

Like Liechtenstein being the mature level headed mom friend that usually keeps the calm.  She’s definitely the logical one of the group, like a total skeptic to paranormal stuff.

Taiwan is the girliest and fashionable one in the group. She’d be like, the leader. Her friends would hold her back if she lost her temper and is very vivid and vocal about her opinions.

Seychelles is the sporty girl that can be lazy when not motivated and can eat anything. She’d also be a hopeless romantic that would fall in easily.

There are so many fun shenanigans that you can put them in and have fun misadventures. I’m sad that no one cares about them unless if there are ships involved. I mean a platonic friendship isn’t good enough either?”

anonymous asked:

What was your inspiration behind the creation of legmon?

My incessant need to talk about how Namjoon is 90% leg, 0% butt, and 100% walking disaster

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                       Coachella, Yesterday 4/14/17…Squaaaaaaddddd 🙌🏾 🙌🏾

     Had to have some of my fav people from Miami and New York to come and chill with the kid this weekend. Yall some of the most boujee and demanding people I know fam…had a nigga runnin’ back and forth but I fucks with yall heavy. 💯 Some more than others. 😂 Last night was turnt even though my lil sis tagged along, D kept hoggin’ the liq and ended up passin out and Jayden dragged Dev home early for twerkin. Dev was the designated driver and they just left us so me and Indya had to carry D and get an uber. 🙄 🙄

     We about to be at this shit again tho @indyatellez @ashter-blank @classymarzia @thagirlking @itsdevynnbitch @mysimbrotherskeeper @kinginwitdario @norfdakoda and I dare yall to leave me again today haa 😒

Ducks in a Row (WinterIron)

For @kaci1ynn and @ajanamyth
This turned out a little different from both of your prompts, but I hope you guys like it!
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Nobody thought anything about it when Tony returned to the tower holding a basket full of eggs.

The guy did random things all the time and they had all learned to keep their side eyeing to a minimum and just let him be. For all his quirks, Tony was still the best person most of them had ever known, so things like carrying a basket full of eggs around? Not even worth blinking about.

It got a little weirder when Clint announced he was hungry and thank God Tony had brought eggs– because Tony exploded into a yelling fit about how if Clint even so much as looked at his eggs and felt the slightest bit hungry Tony was going to rig his arrows with stink bombs and make sure Clint couldn’t go anywhere without someone commenting on how badly he smelled.

“Tony.” Natasha, who was trying hard not to laugh at the shock on her boyfriends face, motioned towards the basket. “Why can’t Clint eat those eggs?”

“Because they are duck eggs!” Tony nearly shrieked. “I saved them and they are mine!”

“Steve.” Sam elbowed the Captain. “So… are we going to have pet ducks now?”

“You know I don’t know.” Steve said tiredly, rubbing his face. “You know I only tell Tony what to do on the field. I have no control over his shenanigans in the Tower. If he wants to raise ducks…that’s fine.”

“You’re damn right that’s fine.” Tony sniffed before sweeping out the door dramatically.

“Do you really think he would mess with my arrows?” Clint asked nervously and Natasha sent him a pointed glare.

“Don’t test him, because if you think I’m letting you into my bed smelling like a stink bomb, you are mistaken my love.”

“Rude.” Clint muttered. “Sam, you wanna go for a run? Or maybe go get some where that I can actually eat the eggs without fearing for my life?”

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chaosintheory  asked:

jason: i'm gonna tear off all the sleeves on my shirt roy: why?? jason: tim's away on a business trip and he's pretty much 95% of my impulse control.

SO TRUE! 

But like can you imagine the days where Tim hasn’t slept enough and therefore isn’t in the right state of mind to do any type of impulse control? Think of the shenanigans Jason and Tim would get into, because you know Jason would encourage that type of rebellious behavior in his normally by the book Timmers.

Tim: I have this brilliant idea but I’m gonna need a disguise, two tons of dynamite, a tightrope, and all the chocolate you can buy from the dollar store.

Jason: Tell me more

Dick: PLEASE NO

Rules for Dating Tony (Chapter One)

So I wrote this halfway through #LetterstoBucky when I was just sad for Tony. And then I watched Civil War which made it worse! So this is based sometime after Civil War, and Tony has managed to get nearly every one back to the team and getting along. And because Tony deserves SO MUCH LOVE, the guys come up with a plan for each of them to date Tony.
This is just supposed to be funny and sweet so don’t look too deep into it! The guys are maybe a little out of character, but that’s the beauty of a fic! Each update will be a different date night, so I hope they make you smile.

Check out the MASTERLIST for all the chapters!
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It started innocently enough, with Tony walking in on Bucky, Steve, T’Challa, Clint and Thor all eating breakfast together.

They were talking, or rather, ARGUING, quietly but fiercely among themselves, and shut up the moment he walked through the door.

“Morning boys.” Tony yawned and ran a hand through his early morning fro, really not noticing how they all looked him over, then looked at each other. Well, he might not have noticed if Thor could have been subtle, but they didn’t love the demi-god because he was subtle.

“Good Morrow, Anthony.” he intoned, in that mellow baritone, folding big arms across a bigger chest, and looking Tony over with a smile just short of a leer on his face. Tony blinked at him uncertainly, paused halfway to the coffee machine.

“Thunderboy, stop looking at me like that.” He looked down at himself, at his bare chest and threadbare pajama pants. “What? Is it my pajama pants? They are a little old I guess. Or my slippers? Say what you guys want, but these are easily the most comfortable things I’ve ever worn.” he grinned down fondly at his worn and faded moccasins. “You guys must just be jealous.” He shuffled back out of the kitchen, clutching a steaming coffee close to his chest.

“So one night?” he heard Thor say, and he paused right outside the door, too nosy to ignore the conversation. “Just one?”

“The night before and the morning after and that’s it.” This was definitely T’Challa, that deep voice sounding even lower, huskier in the morning. Tony shivered a little and grinned. The prince was so hot.

“Everybody gets the same amount of time.” Bucky chimed in. “That say it’s as fair as it can be, considering the situation anyway.” Tony could almost see him, all earnest blue eyes and early morning scruff. Adorable.

“Right. And everyone has to do their own thing, no copying anyone else.” From Clint, who had been drinking orange juice straight from the jug. Sometimes Tony thought Clint did shit like that just to make him smile, other times he thought maybe it was because Clint had just about zero manners.

“We will draw numbers to see who gets to go first.” Steve added quietly. “Keep it as random as possible.” Ah yes, there was his favorite stick-in-the-mud Captain. Always one for rules.

“Then yes, count me in as a competitor as well.” Thor announced, banging his cup on the table for emphasis.

Tony thought for a moment that the statement sounded odd, but Thor said a lot of odd things really, so he shrugged it off.

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I’m still pissed they cut the best scenes out of Suicide Squad, the first version I watched was soooo, so much better than the final result.

Literally, I don’t know why they always cut some parts that are crucial to the storylines.  Even in this video, they still cut the part where Joker slaps her (showing the audience that he really is abusive and not the lovey dovey some fangirls and fanboys might think he is).

At least this video has that part where Harley says she loves Joker and he replies “I’m not something to love, I’m an idea” clearly showing that love is -not-what he wants at all. He wants chaos. 

There are still tons of Joker scenes that are NOT in this video, so basically they destroyed something that could  haven been really, really good in order to make it  more “suitable” for younger audiences.