contrabass clarinet

The Instruments if they were Pokémon

Piccolo: Fairy/Flying type, Evolves to Flute with High Friendship.

Flute: Fairy/Flying type, Evolves from Piccolo and Mega-Evolves into Hyperbass Flute.

Clarinet: Dark type, evolves from E flat Clarinet with high friendship, evolves into Bass Clarinet with a dusk stone.

Bass Clarinet: Dark/Steel type, evolves from Clarinet, Mega-Evolves into Contrabass Clarinet.

Oboe: Fairy/Grass type, Evolves into English Horn at level 18.

English Horn: Fairy/Psychic type, Evolves into Heckelphone with a sunstone or into Bass Oboe with a moonstone.

Bassoon: Fighting/Grass type, Evolves into Contrabassoon at level 32.

Contrabassoon: Fighting/Grass type, Evolves from Bassoon, Mega-Evolves into Contraforte.

Saxophones: All Fighting/Steel type. Alto evolves into Tenor at level 16, Tenor evolves into Bari at level 32, Bari Mega-Evolves into Contrabass.

French Horn: Dragon/Electric type. No evolutions.

Trumpet: Dragon/Fairy type. No evolutions.

Trombone: Electric/Fighting type. Evolves into Bass Trombone which Mega-Evolves into Contrabass.

Baritone: Electric/Ground type. Evolves from Alto Horn with a Thunder Stone.

Euphonium: Electric/Ground type. Evolves into Tuba at level 50.

Tuba: Electric/Ground type. Mega-Evolves into Sousaphone.

Mallets: All Grass/Psychic type. Xylophone evolves into Vibraphone at level 16, Vibes evolve into Marimba at level 32.

Snare Drum: Steel/Rock type. Evolves into Bass Drum at level 46, or into Timpani when traded holding the Metal Coat.

Violin: Normal/Psychic type, Evolves into Viola with a moonstone. Comes in 2 forms: 1st and 2nd Violins.

Viola: Dark/Psychic type, Evolves into Cello at level 17, or into Bass if traded holding the Cracked Rosin.

Cello: Fairy/Psychic type, Evolves from Viola.

Bass: Dark/Psychic type, Evolves from Viola, Mega-Evolves into Octobass.

Piano: Normal/Dark type. Comes in many different forms: Upright, Honky Tonk, Grand, Toy, and Electric. Evolves into Organ at level 70. Basically the Pikachu.

Guitar: Normal type. Has an Alolan Form (Hawaiian Guitar) Evolves from Ukulele.

Can you guys reblog this if you’re a:
-instrument blog
-musician blog
-Orchestra blog
-Band/DCI blog
Or anything along those lines. I’m obsessed with these types of blogs lately and I want more to follow!

the members of an orchestra
  • violins I: we're the superstars fuck everyone else its all about us
  • violins II: why do we always get the boring parts
  • flutes: we're so lonely
  • piccolo: lol fk your ears
  • french horns: and im not even french hONHONHON BAGUETTE
  • oboes: IM SORRY I TUNED BEFORE I SWEar
  • violas: evERYONE ALWAYS FKUCING FRORGETS ABOUT US
  • trumpets: wats 'p'
  • trombones: wats quiet
  • cellos: im either boring af or exciting af and there is no in between
  • bassoons: im so posh but i really just honk like a truck
  • clarinet: *squeaks*
  • timpani: EVERYONE LOVES ME BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM
  • bass clarinet: lol where am i
  • tuba: *waits for a wagner piece to do something exciting*
  • harp: im just a more sophisticated piano
  • piano: FUCK YOU HARP I GET CONCERTOS WRITTEN FOR ME SCREW EVERYTHING WHO NEEDS AN ORCHESTRA WHEN YOU CAN PLAY EVERYTHING ON ME IM THE STAR OF EVERYTIHNG
  • english horn: im literally only useful for dvorak's 9th like what am even i doing here
  • basses: semibreves, tied to a semibreve, tied to a minim, tied to a crotchet, oh wait a quaver wow exciting ok back to semibreves
  • cornets: trumpet wannabe
  • cymbals: BOOM CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH IM SRO HAPYP CRASH CRAHS
  • xylophones: am i meant to be here?
  • triangles:
  • bass drum: MY TIME TO SHINE FUCK YOU ALL
Pre-Concert Rituals:

- Polishing my instrument for an hour+

- Using dumb pickup lines on my instrument

- Giving my instrument a bath

- Cleaning out the tuning slide

- Putting new slide oil and tuning slide grease on

- Worshipping my instrument for 3-5 minutes

- Using the last sixty seconds I have to get ready and get over to wherever we’re preforming