context be damned

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They were taken so quickly that Lance and Keith couldn’t even put up a real fight. They succeed in defeating their Galra captors, but their victory comes at the cost of crashing onto a planet populated by violent, remorseless criminals. Or, the wretched beginning of Lance and Keith, Space Cowboy Mercenaries, and the possible end of the Red and Blue Paladins of Voltron.

from  THIS FANTASTIC voltron fic by the amazing @thisgirlhastales​ 

it is the klance space cowboy AU that we all deserve and it is b e a u t i f u l

stuff from the original heathers ending

i have been obsessing over this little snippet of the original heathers script ((pls daniel waters,, i’m begging you,, release the whole thing)) and there are just so many things that fell out of place just because so much changed between the script and the movie and i feel the need to share them

  • heather mcnamara Also hooks up with david from the remington party
  • there are five suicides. obviously three are heather chandler, ram, and kurt, but since this scripts was written under the assumption that the reader has already read all of the script leading up to this point, it does not expound at all on who exactly the five suicides were. we can only speculate (and i’m guessing heather duke and peter because there are some lines that suggest it)
  • martha dunnstock is paralyzed up to the legs
  • it’s implied that veronica killed people because she wanted the other students to learn something
  • ms fleming attempted suicide five times
  • instead of the doll, jd hangs the bedsheet noose,, which has even more of an “and then there were none” vibe
  • jd makes it very clear that when he was planning to kill veronica, he was going to make sure it was quick and painless
  • veronica’s mom slaps her for faking suicide
  • jd sits nude while holding a family portrait and admiring the bomb he built and in the next scene veronica sits nude while holding a gun
  • jd sets up thermals all throughout the school and at one point a hall monitor stops him and asks for a hall pass so jd shoots him and hides the body in the boiler room after stuffing a thermal down his pants
  • veronica decides to blow herself up after witnessing the typical horrible things that go down in a hallway during a passing period, but what stands out to me is that she also witnesses betty finn holding hands with a guy and heather mcnamara “in melancholic but eerily heroic contemplation” which to me seem like things that would make her not want to die
  • in her final moments, veronica helps a beetle that got stuck on its back
  • betty finn and heather mcnamara simultaneously find veronica’s suicide note while everyone else is freaking out
  • then the prom in heaven sequence starts and shit gets weirder
  • i think peter and some character that was not in the final movie named shannon have a baby?? (might be worth mentioning that she was a member of the yearbook staff)
  • there are so many more characters that i feel like i’m supposed to know some of them have descriptions but most do not and i am Confused
  • there are so many reconciliations between characters going on in this scene and then kurt has his prom picture taken with the cow he tipped
  • Also! mr. dawson is mentioned in this script and if you keep up with the reboot cast list there is a character there by the same name that i was wondering about a while back. it’s possible that the reboot my draw a bit from this original script (although i doubt jason micallef has the whole thing but he does please share jason)
  • jd does a guitar solo
  • leaders of the united states and the soviet union come on stage with big fun and fly their flags 
Dan and I. Me and Dan. Let’s just make our own language.
— 

@amazingphil during his live show on the 5th of October 2017 (x)

Quotes from Phil (7/?)

I think you and Dan already did, Phil. Over eight years, you have been adding more and more words to the private language only you share. 

Say what you will about Naruto Gaiden, I absolutely love the implication that Sasuke and Sakura went on a mission and came back with a baby seemingly without telling anyone not only because of the Drama but also because of the idea of Naruto holding up his own baby at them like “ME TOO”

Poorly times damning

Context: It’s a family campaign playing as a family unit, with my mom as a human cleric, my sister as a dampyr warlock, and myself as a aasimar ranger; (yeah, i know, it’s weird) with my step-brother as a dm. We were in the Death House in a Curse of Strahd campaign, and very, very frustrated. My sister finally said, “We just pat down all the walls.” And this happened.

DM: Okay, so you return the nursery room on the third floor, and in your frustration, [Warlock], you punch through the mirror, and reveal a set of stairs leading upwards.

Warlock: Fuck!

Cleric: Are you serious…

Ranger, OOC: Oh, son of a bitch. I’m going up these stairs, stomping, testing god’s will to see if these things break-

DM: They’re stone steps.

Ranger, OOC: Whatever.

DM: So, you come into a room with two cradles, a doll house, and two doors. There is also a painting of Rose and Thorn above the cradles.

Ranger, OOC: I inspect the cradles.

DM: They have the remains of Rose and Thorn.

Ranger: *starts shaking the cradles furiously* GOD DAMN IT! GOD DAMN IT!

Warlock: Hey, if you’re an aasimar, why are you saying god’s name in vain?

Ranger: I’m actually calling on my god to damn these children. 

Cleric: That’s really messed up!

DM: You hear a snapping sound, and suddenly Rose and Thorn appear in the room.

Ranger: Oh, shit…

[Laughter from around the table]

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Thank you, for opening that door.

2.02 & 3.05 || The ‘ghosts’ of Thomas and Miranda encouraging James to find a partner and friend within Silver.