contaminate the earth

aw! nasa has a department called “the office of planetary protection” and theyve got a special badge like a police badge but it says “planetary protection”. they clean everything and make sure no earth contaminants get on other planets and that no contaminants from other planets get on earth. they protect “all planets, all the time.” cant wait until we find extraterrestrial life and they become less a nerdy janitorial crew and more like an intergalactic police force.