consumer game

Dark Souls 3 has so many cool boss fights, such as:

–Large Man in Armor
–Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Mr. Freeze
–Evil Treebeard
–Yur a Wizard Crow-Man
–The Entire Vatican
–The Wolf Furry Fanclub
–Mega Papyrus
–The Last Demon’s Soul’s Reference
–Lightsaber Pope & his Stand, Star Platinum
–Small Onion vs. Machete Giant
–The Very Hungry Caterpillar God Eater
–Mr. Freeze’s Ballerina Sister
–Evil Butterflies Seek Revenge Through a Piece of Armor
–Dragon Daddy & Revolver Ocelot
–Large Man in Armor (In the Dark)
–Sibling Comradery in its Weirdest Form
–Dragon with the World’s Softest Head
–Jesus Riding a Dragon
–You, but Cooler

Me when I started playing Mystic Messenger: Aw this is so fun I love the RFA, Zen is adorable, there’s just the right amount of angst. What a great game

Me now: [dehydrated from crying so much, hoarding 8000 pieces of fanart on my phone to make up for the emotional devastation, hasn’t slept in 21 days] 

Also me: *screaming* FOR EVERY FIVE MINUTES WE DON’T GET A SAERAN ROUTE A HOSTAGE DIES

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*Rolling in blaring Cuphead music*

WHO ASKED FOR CUPS!??? No one? oh well too bad cause that’s all I have.

On a random note, this new scanner is overly complicated. ,:T

America: This Animal Crossing game is way more awesome than I thought it would be!!

Japan: Do you like all the cute neighbors I-

America: It’s like pure capitalism!

Japan:.. capitalism?

America: You can sell a mosquito, dude. A mosquito. And make money. That’s- That’s beautiful.   

the heroes of Thedas get together to babble about their troublesome significant other

“it’s the warden thing I swear”