Sherlock is "undercover" and John saves him - Johnlock develops [Omegle RP]
((This was far too amusing. The idea of Sherlock getting hit on and John saving him from the woman in question… I couldn’t stop giggling.))
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Sherlock RP, Sherlock Holmes, Johnlock, and John Watson.
You: John, this is torture. Lestrade is torturing me. Why did I consent to this again? SH
Stranger: Torture? What, is he not letting you on the case? -JW
You: Quite the opposite. He needed me to scout out someone. At a bar. This woman keeps trying to hit on me. SH
Stranger: Oh no, how tragic for you, someone finds you attractive -JW
You: She’s piss-drunk. She’d hit on anything with legs. If I hit her, though, I will cause a scene. I do not need the attention. SH
Stranger: Plus it’s wrong to hit women. Just tell her to back off. Pretend you’re married or gay or something -JW
You: Tried that. She doesn’t believe me. SH
Stranger: What about one of your deductions, that usually scares people off -JW
You: John, it isn’t working. She insists on lingering near me. I’ve been texting with you, ignoring her outright, and yet she still lingers. SH
Wait, can you come? SH
Stranger: I am not hooking up with a drunk woman just to make things easier for you -JW
You: No, John, that is not what I meant. You can, however, play a possessive boyfriend very well. SH
Stranger: Sherlock, if you want me to kiss you, you should just ask. Joking. On my way -JW
You: That would work very well, actually. Please, do kiss me. SH
He sends John the address to the bar, grateful that he would soon have relief from this blasted woman and could focus on the case once more.