consultingdetective

consulting-detective-sh-deactiv  asked:

[☎ I hope you don't mind ;;]

Sherlooooock…you really are calling me?” she burst into a loud laugh: “I didn’t even think you had my number - what does my dear brother who does not even know that I am alive want? Were you trying to call someone else? Mmmh…” she hummed softly, as if she was thinking carefully about it: “You need a limb for a case? I am sure I am good only for that for you aren’t you? You don’t even know how my limbs are done, you never come and see me perform, you bad older brother! Or were you calling someone for a booty call, wooOOHMYGOD!"