consulting ravenclaw

The Houses Trying to Rob a Bank
  • Gryffindor: *goes up to the Teller* GIVE US THE FUCKING MONEY ASSFUCK!!!!
  • Slytherin: *infiltrates the company, becomes a high-ranking employee, launders thousands of dollars everyday without being noticed*
  • Ravenclaw: *consults a book about bank robbing first*
  • Hufflepuff: *asks the teller nicely*