This entire country is completely full of shit, and always has been, from the Declaration of Independence, to the Constitution, to the Star Spangled Banner, it’s really nothing more than one big steaming pile of red white and blue, all-American bullshit. Because think about how we started. Think of that. This country was founded by a group of slave owners that told us all men are created equal. Aw yeah, all men. Except for Indians and Niggers and women. Always like to use that authentic American language. This was a small group of unelected white male, land holding, slave owners who also suggested their class be the one allowed to vote. Now, that is what’s known as being stunningly and embarrassingly full of shit.
— George Carlin