constantine!gabriel

[Overwatch Channel: Busted Walnuts]

HANA: CONFESS
GENJI: I’m a shoulder and a head, wtf do you expect demon!
HANA: YOU STILL MANAGED AT LEAST ONCE WITH ZEN
GENJI: I’M NOT ANSWERING
GABE: wtf is going on?
GENJI: *sweats*
HANA: Nothing >u>;;;
LUCIO: Hana wants to know how many walnuts people have cracked in one go
GABE: Why would you…
GABE: Oh…
GABE: You’re a child
HANA: I was curious because Genji was bragging earlier tha the used be able to do it a lot in one go
HANA: I wanted to know what was so bragable about the number
HANA: Besides, people have already told me a lot so might as well keep the train going, right?
JRAT: NINE TIMES WITH ROADIE I’M STILL CHAMP
HANA: Can you top that, Gabe?
GABE: Nah, just three times and that was recently with Jackie
HANA: Dammit, I’ve only got two
HANA: @JESSE confess! >:D
MCCREE: Notta brag but seven times
HANA: Not enough to beat Jamie, you get no bragging rights
SOMBRA: Four times chica <3
HANA: I NEED SOMEONE TO BEAT JAMIE
HANA: GENJI!!!
GENJI: Six times, alright?? I’m lucky to get once because this body is not meant to do that anymore!!
HANA: Pathetic and sad
HANA: Ugh…. Who could possibly…
HANA: !!!
HANA: @HANZO come on man I know you can do this!!
HANZO: …You are all childish.
HANA: Complete children, now tell us D<
HANZO: …
HANZO: …
HANZO: …17
HANA: HOLY FUCK
JRAT: WHAT THE FUCK??
GENJI: B-brother???
GABE: Well now archer…
HANA: WTF WERE YOU DOING??
HANZO: Jesse McCree.
ANGELA: I FUCKING KNEW YOU LOT COULDN’T POSSIBLY BE TALKING ABOUT WALNUTS

[ANGELA has temporaily banned HANA, JRAT, GENJI, MCCREE and HANZO]

GABE: …
GABE: Excessive
ANGELA: not appropriate convos for group chat
ANGELA: also 23
GABE: …lmao
LUCIO: Hana ain’t gonna believe this XD