constant need

im not white yall lmfao and youre constant need to racially distance yourself from something obviously aimed at humour and laugh about how youre mom would physically abuse you for “ talking to her like that “ isnt funny or lucrative to your race ok. making jokes about it only normalises that shitty behaviour and the 600 asks ive gotten about “ how white i sound “ arent funny any more

2

He has a 99.99% chance of stealing yo girl

cons of dating the signs

Aries

  • Dislikes relationships that are too predictable
  • Wouldn’t mind talking about stuff they dislike in the relationship (this can actually be a pro depends on the kind of person you are)
  • Is actually quite possessive
  • Can actually be quite vengeful after you break up
  • Wouldn’t mind cutting you off from their life if you start acting in a way they don’t like (after they confront you about it)

Taurus

  • Literally so lazy, unless they have some fire in their personal planets, they would probably dislike adventurous dates
  • ‘netflix&chill’ all the time, you probably wouldn’t have sex, it would literally only be netflix & chill
  • They’re stubborn, they don’t like change so they wouldn’t want you trying to change them in anyway (unless they TRUST your decision 100%)
  • Good luck on having arguments with them, it’s literally like talking to a fucking wall
  • The way they act after a break up would depend on the reason, if the reason is you, then you can say goodbye to them because they would probably not forgive you(unless they have some mutable sign in their personal planets)

Gemini

  • NO
  • Okay, I’m kidding, they’re nice, but they can be manipulative at times
  • You’re a jealous person? Okay, well, good luck having them purposefully making you jealous all the time
  • Sometimes they’re not even doing them on purpose, they accidentally flirt
  • Talks about everything, in a span of 3 minutes
  • Most likely to be that kind of person in an on-off relationship due to their boredom (unless they have a fixed sign in their personal planet)

Cancer

  • Chu Chu, Join me in the feelings train
  • C L I N G Y
  • In contrary to the mainstream tumblr posts, Cancers hide their intense feelings for you
  • If you ever say the word ‘break up’ they would probably cry
  • But they wouldn’t want ANYONE to know that they cried
  • After a break up, it can take quite some time for them to forget you. They might even hold some grudge if it was your fault.

Leo

  • Needs attention all the time you don’t even know
  • The undeveloped ones would be very selfish
  • Selfish as in, they would expect you to do everything for them, while they would only do so little for you
  • Can be very possessive, but wouldn’t want you to be possessive over them
  • After a breakup, they would want you to be the one saying sorry, even though in their heart, they know they were wrong

Virgo

  • Secretly needs constant validation through words, though they don’t really show this
  • Undeveloped ones would point out your flaws and then cry when you point out theirs 
  • Would probably try to change you
  • Would stay in a dead-relationship because they don’t want to feel like your whole relationship was a waste of time, but there’s a tendency to cheat
  • After a breakup, depending on the reason of the break up, they’re most likely not want to get back together with you. They would just act like your relationship didn’t mean a thing

Libra

  • You’re basically their decision-maker
  • But if the decision that you made for them doesn’t suit their taste, they would try to manipulate you to change your decision (When it was clearly them that asked you to make the decision for them)
  • Manipulative, and most times you wouldn’t even realize you’re being manipulated
  • Don’t ever point out their physical flaws. Seriously
  • Would try to win you back after a breakup, but if you make it clear that you don’t want to, they won’t try. May come back for a chat if they miss you though

Scorpio

  • Oh Boy
  • Undeveloped ones would expect you to let them see all your layers, but they wouldn’t let you see ANY of theirs
  • Tough love
  • Would want to know the 5W+1H of all your activities
  • This is my sign, so I can definitely tell you this. They are possessive and if you ever purposefully make them jealous then prepare yourself for the wrath of your life
  • After a break up, the undeveloped ones would seek revenge, and most likely to be obsessed with your new boy/girlfriend

Sagittarius

  • There are no ‘netflix&chill’ dates
  • They need constant stimulation and cuddling on a couch while watching some movie isn’t their thing
  • Please make sure you always have your phone and internet in case you ever get lost on dates
  • They love learning new things, and some treat relationships as ‘learning’ as well, so when there’s no more of you to learn, there’s a big possibility that they would leave
  • When you break up, they would act like you’ve never had a relationship before. Like all you’ve ever been is friends.

Capricorn

  • Unless their venus is in a more playful sign like sag, they dislike mind-games in relationships
  • Loves money more than you, I’m sorry hun but it’s the truth
  • Don’t even try to make them choose between you and their work. You’ll end up getting hurt
  • Can actually be as possessive as a Scorpio, but is more lowkey
  • After a break up, they have the tendency to run away by working, so don’t be surprised when you see them at the top

Aquarius

  • May forget that you have feelings
  • Unless you wouldn’t mind having your ass ignored for a week and then having them come back to you after, then go date them
  • GOD-COMPLEX I’M NOT EXAGGERATING
  • Their friends’ validation is more important than their parents’ tbh
  • When they want to break up with you, they rarely flat out tell you. They view confrontations as ‘a waste of time’ so they would probably start ghosting you

Pisces

  • CLINGY
  • Both emotionally and physically
  • A bit possessive, though they rarely shows it
  • Passive-aggressive when mad
  • Wouldn’t flat out tell you when you’ve done something wrong and expect you to take the hint
  • After a break up, if they feel like you wouldn’t want them back, they would probably jump in another relationship fast, but there’s a possibility that their feelings for you hadn’t disappear

(CHECK YOUR VENUS+MOON)

Extroverted and introverted versions of the signs
  • EXTROVERTED ARIES: Talks to everybody, even the people that they don't like. Smiles a lot, loves shopping and travelling, loves partying, can't keep them at one place when they're out at night. They have to visit all the nightclubs and bars. Loves shopping and dresses colourfully most of the time, but can be really competitive at times which makes them even mean. A big foodie and can't get enough of anything they do
  • INTROVERTED ARIES: Speaks only to their mom, wishes everyone else could just die because they hate everybody, but is actually very VERY nice to people. Loves cats and inspiring quotes but can be a real backstabbing bitch. Even though they're introverted, they still love being the most popular one
  • EXTROVERTED TAURUS: Talks to everyone about everything, can sit with a serial killer and have a normal conversation. Spends millions of dollars on food and coffee, hugs every animal they see on the street, has LOTS of friends, but tends to forget some of their friends because they constantly make new friends and don't have the ability to keep control over the communication with all of their friends
  • INTROVERTED TAURUS: Very passive, VERY LAZY, doesn't want to get out of bed, loves watching films and TV series, loves listening to music alone or with their partner, very caring and kind, loves animals and they think that they have the hidden magical ability to communicate with animals while it seems like they're just being foolish talking to every pet of their friends
  • EXTROVERTED GEMINI: Very communicative, a literal drama queen, has tons of acquaintances but hates almost everybody and almost everybody hates them. Has like only 3 real friends who do not use the Gemini because this Gemini simply doesn't know when to shut up. Talks to everyone and can be really bitchy at times. Doesn't know how to keep secrets and spreads gossip and rumors like 104% of the time. Loves shopping and art, but also loves hoeing around to death. Also, loves champagne - be it cheap or expensive, it just needs to be champagne (preferably pink).
  • INTROVERTED GEMINI: Loves staying in bed all day, twittering, sitting on tumblr and instagram and basically every single social media. Really talented but for like very strange things. Doesn't like eggs. Gets bored of people very often and can't stand staying with another person in the same room for more than 20 minutes. Constantly wants to go home but when they go home they don't know why the hell they went home - they realized that they liked staying outside better. Has a very interesting blog, tries to stay healthy and always tries to start their life anew, but they just can't give up on their vices, especially smoking. Loves comfort and velvet clothing. Likes reading magazines and loves the fashion world but they have no clue how to dress because they're too anxious about their choices. Their mind is so fast and they learn quickly
  • EXTROVERTED CANCER: Literally a SPAMMER. Spams everybody in real life too, not only on social media. Obsessed with anime and japanese things. Likes k-pop. Thinks they're the master but can be really boring sometimes because they just can't stop talking about topics that nobody is interested in. But very pure and good. Gets kinda hellish when they're angry, they can't control their temper even 1%. Really strong physically and doesn't get sick very often. Loves their friends and their family and always gives GREAT advice. Obsessed with cats and dogs and animals in global
  • INTROVERTED CANCER: Always draws some cute anime things on their notebooks, really intelligent but just can't study because they can't stay focused because they overthink everything. Really intense emotions but seems unemotional because they don't even show 20% of their emotions. Has like only 1 or 2 friends, 3 tops. Loves their mom and is really connected with her. Has some hidden talents that nobody knows about, like, making pancakes or some weird shit that you could have never thought of. A really good cook
  • EXTROVERTED LEO: Gets on the verge of a nervous breakdown if they're not the center of attention. REALLY intelligent and learns really fast but there are things that they just can't learn, like, maths or some specific subject that makes them seem stupid. But they're not stupid, they're just over-enthusiastic about everything. Rolls their eyes very often and acts really bossy all the time. Loves people and loves visiting their friends and relatives. Doesn't like to get abused and manipulated while they use and manipulate people on a daily basis, just for fun. But can be easily manipulated into something, even if they're aware of that, because their pride doesn't let them "lose". Likes reading books and doesn't understand paintings. Thinks they're a good leader while they might lead people to hell .... just for fun.
  • INTROVERTED LEO: A cinnamon roll too pure for this world, learns things really quickly and loves helping people. They're a really good supporter. Totally connected to their cat and thinks their cat is secretly a human being or a miracle. Idolizes things and people. Quite afraid of things most of the time and really, really socially anxious but doesn't show it because their pride doesn't let them. But it can be obvious sometimes, believe me. Likes having long conversations with their friends, but has only one or two friends so they literally can't stop talking or typing when they're alone with their friend. Doesn't let their parents find out anything about themselves and makes everybody watch their favourite tv show
  • EXTROVERTED VIRGO: Really communicative and organized, a great leader, full of knowledge, doesn't really show their emotions by keeping a poker face most of the time. A really good supporter and knows how to lead people on the right way. A very good teacher in life. You can learn a lot from them. Their capabilities know no boundaries. Very, very intelligent and ambitious but not power-hungry... well, ok, sometimes. Really enthusiastic about the topic they're talking about but doesn't want anyone to find out that they're obsessed with that particular thing. Loves coffee and loves food. Always achieves their goals and it's mostly done the hard way
  • INTROVERTED VIRGO: Their mind is chaos, just unbearable. Certainly NOT organized, doesn't even know where they're going when they get out of their house. Hates most people and thinks that most people hate them, but really chill when they're outside with their friends. Just doesn't know how to communicate with people properly and they're really, really obsessed with themselves. They have a higher opinion on themselves (read egotistic). Intelligent but doesn't know how to use their intelligence and they always refuse advice
  • EXTROVERTED LIBRA: Communicative af, even when they don't know what they're talking about. Has knowledge in all spheres of life and is a really sweet cinnamon roll too pure for this world. Tons of emotions and needs constant reminders to stay organized like sticky notes and stuff. Has interesting style and has the best eyebrows. Really appealing and beautiful, both physically and mentally. Likes seeming normal just because they're keeping their kinky self for their partner. Really good in bed and really intelligent. Very, VERY committed once they find the true love of their life but can be a fuckboy/fuckgirl when they haven't found their true love because they love experimenting with people and is aware that they can get the most beautiful boyfriends and girlfriends
  • INTROVERTED LIBRA: Loves books and shopping and is really organized. Likes pastel colours and loves cats. Behaves like royalty and wants to be admired. REally feminine. A dreamy girl/boy who wants to find their soulmate. Enjoys coffee, tea, long walks and deep conversations. Likes staring through their window and is often absent-minded, daydreams a lot. Really good, genuine and kind. Cries after somebody hurts them but always forgives people and is really not combative. Likes poetry and loves speaking in public, although they're an introvert
  • EXTROVERTED SCORPIO: Loves meeting new people and can really be successful but often wastes that potential on getting drunk, partying, love and sex. But still, dazzles with their appearance and is really hot. Hides their low self-confidence by manipulating people and hurting others just to feel good and in control. Really loyal to the people who are their TRUE friends but often tends to skip going out with their friends because there's some diCc/puSsi on the plate. But still, loyal to death and never hesitates to reach their hand and help a friend in need of help. Can be really problematic and chaotic because they're unorganized but they live in their own world and know that everything is going to be okay
  • INTROVERTED SCORPIO: Way too socially anxious and doesn't care about anyone hurting their emotions. Really depressed most of the time but forgets about their depression when they're with their friends. They don't have too many friends because they're introverted af and they don't know how to communicate with people in public. Can be quite inappropriate but always knows how to make others laugh. Will act as a clown if it helps a friend to stop being sad. Really intelligent and rarely uses their intelligence and potential because they're busy eating tasty food while playing video games or watching movies. They're even socially awkward with animals - that's how far it goes with introverted people with this sign. But not to be mistaken, they're really good and emotional but they don't like showing their emotions in front of people, they think it makes them weak SADasd
  • EXTROVERTED SAGITTARIUS: Emotional as fuck. They're emotions are chaos and they're so fucking introverted that everybody can see what's going on in their life. In fact, they LOVE exposing themselves. Really physically beautiful, popular and active on social media. Has great aesthetics and is obsessed with shopping. Acts like royalty and loves commanding people. A little bit self-centered and egotistic and think that they're always right, so when somebody doesn't accept their opinion they instantly start raging about it
  • INTROVERTED SAGITTARIUS: Loves bossing people around, even though they're an introvert. Hates showing their emotions and can be a really big manipulator at times. However, very emotional and one of the biggest fighters there are. Really, REALLY intense. You don't want to see them getting mad. They can easily hurt you but you can easily hurt them too because they're fragile as fuck on the inside, but they will never admit that you've hurt them in any way because they're proud as fuck so nobody is messing with the queen
  • EXTROVERTED CAPRICORN: Really funny and interesting, talks to everybody about everything. Always says what's on their mind and loves buying unique things. Doesn't have good grades but that doesn't mean that they're unintelligent or stupid. On the contrary. Very intelligent and daydreams a lot, loves telling jokes and has a fucked up sense of humor. So unique. Loves money but doesn't like to admit it lmao. Very artistic and loves philosophy, animals, nature, music and languages. A fair player most of the time and knows how to support their friends. Selfless on the outside, selfish on the inside. Also, loves cooking some strange things which usually taste very weird but in a good way
  • INTROVERTED CAPRICORN: Doesn't speak at all and just sits there waiting for the world to end. You really just can't make them say a word because they're a little bit self-centered and they think that they don't have to waste their time talking to unimportant people about unimportant things. However, they can get really silly sometimes and burst off, even though they're an introvert. Can't stop talking about things they love, it's really strange how such a person who doesn't talk at all - turns into a youtuber the moment they find out that somebody likes the same things that they do. Money kinda rule their world and they really want to earn money with everything they do, but having no money doesn't stop them from achieving the things they want in life
  • EXTROVERTED AQUARIUS: You just can't see them sober. Parties, drugs, journeys, walks in nature and such things move their world. Just can't stop partying all the time. Has lots of friends and is really popular, probably is a DJ or a famous singer. Really seductive and beautiful physically. Simply everybody is their friend (except for the people they hate lmao) and they can always find someone to hang out with, because everybody wants to hang out with them. Really intense and quite bitchy most of the time, which makes them seem really arrogant but that's just how it is and they are fully aware of this
  • INTROVERTED AQUARIUS: You can't see emotions on their face. It's impossible. They might even question themselves if they're human beings because they aren't really aware of their emotions most of the time. Loves plants and things like aliens, unicorns, etc. Lives in a fantasy world and hates the real world. So impatient about everything and has nervous breakdowns when somebody complains about something they do. Really nice to people, even though they hate like 99% of them. Has probably a tumblr blog and rages on it about everything. Roasts famous people on twitter and doesn't even care about it
  • EXTROVERTED PISCES: Goal-oriented as fuck. Doesn't stop until they get what they want. REALLY emotional, maybe the sign with the most intense emotions out there. Is a really good friend with everybody but can be a little bit bitchy and arrogant at times, especially when things are not going their way. Actually, when it's hard for them to get or achieve something, they use manipulation to get what they want. As I said, their emotions are very intense so literally everything hurts them because they're sensitive as fuck. Eccentric af. When somebody hurts them in any way, they always find a way to hurt that person's back and nobody can even see that they're behind everything that's happening to that person. Sly. But very loyal to their real friends and will never let them down. When they love - they love with every piece of their soul and would put their heart into a person they love's hands, if it needs be. Because of their intense temper, sometimes they might seem like a fiery sign because they explode and hurt people really quickly
  • INTROVERTED PISCES: So fucking sensitive and their mind is chaos. Doesn't know what they're doing most of the time but in the end they always succeed in everything they do. People see them as fragile but that's just how they seem. They are actually really strong because they've been through a lot. Born with tremendous artistic tendencies and art is literally their life. They are very talented. Loves animals, shopping, nature, taking long walks, deep conversations and stargazing. Loves books and learning new weird languages and has tons of inside jokes with their 2 friends. They open up really hardly and they just don't let everybody in their life - they are really picky when it comes to people that they let in their life. Socially anxious as fuck and will look like a fool if they try to talk in public, so they avoid such situations

Y’all: JUG AND TONI HAD SEX I’M GONNA THROW UP THIS IS WRONG
RD: shows that Jug and Toni didn’t have sex, just did some heavy making out basically (when Jug was at his lowest).
Y’all: WHAT IS THIS I’M NOT OKAY WITH THIS
Me: *looks in the camera like i’m on the office*

Y’all: RD GETS 22 EPISODE FUCK YEAH SO MUCH MORE ROOM TO EXPLORE CHARACTERS AND SO MUCH MORE BH
RD: uses that to not resolve everything in one episode like in s1 but to carry issues through to keep the angst alive a little and use it in a future episodes 
Y’all: WHY DIDN’T EVERYTHING GET WORKED OUT IN THIS EPISODE???
Me: *looks in the camera like i’m on the office*

Y’all: BETTY AND JUGHEAD BETTER GET BACK TOGETHER SOON OR I’LL LOSE IT!
RD: gets them back together but has them leave some shit for future episodes and bc both Betty and Jughead are physically and emotionally exhausted.
Y’all: I DIDN’T MEAN LIKE THIS!!!
Me: 

Zodiac signs as children

Aries : Original problem solving children of the world . Energizer’s, brave, bossy, innocent, bodacious, sophisticated  and our world problem solvers, try to be as smart as the adults, shy, independent, likes to express themselves, free spirit, can be very opinionated, very adaptable, active many things will interest them

Taurus : Stubborn children of the kingdom. Quiet, introvert, affectionate, cuddly, goofy, adorable, thoughtful,sophisticated and strong, can be anti social, tries to help other’s if they can, 

Gemini : Curious children. communicative, smarty pants, needs a lot of chances to explore if they don’t have a path they build one, enjoy’s pretty much anything, charming, loves information, love learning new things, learns to communicate better than most children at times 

Cancer : Cancer children are such dreamer’s. sensitive, psychic, sweet, imaginative, ethereal beings, wild ideas, tends to be frustrated easily, very observant, may cry a lot, don’t like being ignored for a very long time, but just try to play along with them

Leo : Royal children. animated, light hearted, friendly, a bit shy, adventurous, generous, loves sharing with anyone, regal, restless, will be the bigger person when need to be, smiles, and laugh a lot, maybe bossy, don’t mind being the leader of something

Virgo : Are true nature lover’s. selfless, softhearted, smart, they are the healer’s of the world, calm,and quite peaceful than other children(Most likely if they are born in sep), reader’s, talker’s, can be very fussy, get’s easily upset if they don’t get things right, embarrassed easily, some shy around stranger’s, need a lot of encouragement

Libra : Visionary children. peace making, kindhearted, fair, tend to come out mature sometimes, they tend to be very understanding, and sweet, bubbly, enjoy’s a lot of creative subject’s, can hold some grudge’s

Scorpio : Children of wisdom. clairvoyant, consuming, commanding, wan’t truth,and justice, is highly suspicious of stranger’s, learn from what they see, have an strong hypnotic stare, loves constant cuddling, and affection, need to be taught early to respect people, like’s to play mind games with stranger’s(Mainly adults)

Sagittarius : These children are true hunter’s. Optimistic, energizer’s, friendly at a young age expect everyone else to do to do so, love activities, adaptable, focusing on important things in life, competitive, funny, and very honest about there feelings, express there dreams, and goals a lot

Capricorn : Earth keeping children. Old souls, steady, sage, generally introvert, keep to themselves, enjoy’s reading, very mature for their age, have the maturity beyond there years, mild temper, can be pessimistic

Aquarius : Eye opening children. Can be a puzzle, very energetic, playful, will likely progress faster than other children, soft, affectionate, adventurous, highly inquisitive

Pisces : The children of magic. Sensitive, good with words, very good with stories, and story telling, very affectionate, have an vast of imagination, have a lot of imaginary friends, passive, likes being around adults than other children, respond’s to people softer side than anything else, overly active imagination, there wisdom is as big as there imagination

Dogs are not communal property.

Hi friends. I’m currently on a rage because my best friend & I are service dog handlers and people have zero respect for us as handlers.

If we are in public:

  • staring is rude
  • petting is rude
  • distracting my dog is rude
  • taking photos are rude
  • “OH MY GOD DOG” is rude
  • do not let your dog meet mine
    • mine is life-saving medical equipment, yours just peed on your foot

……Have you really never seen a dog before?

If we are in dorms/halls and not working our dogs:

  • yelling at our dogs is rude
  • pushing our dogs is rude
  • smacking or negatively interacting with our dogs without explicit consent from the handler is unacceptable

In training service dogs are not perfect especially when young and not working. Dogs are not robots and they are not yours. My service dog is mine and no one but me has the right to interact with, punish, or do anything with my dog without my explicit permission. This should be common knowledge even for pet dogs- you wouldn’t punish a strangers child.

A dog in training will not learn if 10 people are yelling at them for what the handler wanted to be a recall training session. A dog needs constant and consistent rules and I don’t care if you had a dog as a kid, a service dog is an entirely different ballgame and you don’t know about it until you are a disabled service dog handler.

My dog is the only reason I can go out in public most days and no one has the right to ruin that for me. A single distraction/bad interaction for my service dog can ruin our whole day. One bad interaction with my dog set us back months in training. It could even wash my dog out of work- wasting thousands of dollars and hours of work.

Dogs are not communal property and fuck you if you feel that you petting a dog is more important than me being able to function like a regular human being. You aren’t entitled to anything from me or my dog.

Terrible girlfriends

Aries: They’ll try to change you. Maybe you won’t even notice it, but in relationship, they just want things to be their way, so if you know about a bad habit of yours, or just about anything you know she hates, prepare for her trying to change it.

Taurus: Kinda jealous, but you most likely won’t know. Oh yeah… except they’ll just randomly ignore you, give you evil looks and suddenly become affectionate in front of your female friends. But they’ll never actually tell you what’s bothering them…

Gemini: They literally can’t decide what do they want. At first, you were just someone they were dating for fun, but suddenly they’re planning a wedding with you. Once you start participate? You’re too commited for them.

Cancer: Super overprotective to the point where it’s uncomfortable. They’re like a mother but 100 times worse. They’ll always ask you million questions about everything and will want to go everywhere with you and do everything with you.

Leo: Needs constant excitement or they’ll get bored super quickly. I mean yes, relationships are about excitement, you go places together and all that, but with Leo girl, you literally have to be doing something all the time and give her your attention 24/7. They have zero chill.

Virgo: They soemtimes act as if you guys were only friends. I think this might be because they’re not the best at showing affection, so sometimes they just joke around and don’t actually do anything related to dating such as holding hands, kissing, etc… I’m not saying it’s exactly a bad thing, it’s more about how it makes you feel…

Libra: The insecure and whiny ones. And listen, they’re not normally insecure. But in front of you? Lord helps you. they’ll always ask you if you think they’re fat, want you to remind them that they’re loved every single day and if they have a bad day, they’ll give you a VERY detailed speech about it. Lowkey jealous as well.

Scorpio: They don’t know their boundaries. They’ll ask you about your day and expect you to tell them with full detail. Whenever you go on a trip, they want to know exactly where you go. Also probably know about every single one of your female friends. And they already hate them.

Sagittarius: Once they’re in the relationship with you, they think it’s okay for them to do literally anything. Going through your phone, suddenly ignoring you for a month, flirting with other people… I mean it’s not a big deal, after all you’re a couple, right ?

Capricorn: That girlfriend that will yell at you in front of your friends because you smiled at another girl. They look like calm and loving girlfriends, but there’s this evil side of them that awakes once you date for more than a week. They just want you just for themselves. On the other hand, they can actually get pretty flirty with other guys, though you wouldn’t really guessed it…

Aquarius: They’re not really good at showing love. Like, they’re loving and actually secretly enjoy romantic sutff, but they don’t really get affectionate or anything. This is not anything horrible, but it might make you feel as if they didn’t even care. Also tend to be flirty with other people a lot while they’re in a relationship…

Pisces: The overthinker. Oh boy. They will look at every single one of your moves and overthink it to the point when they’re just sobbing and already thinking about you breaking up with them. Might make a big deal out of a lot of things. Lowkey jealous, but not hysterical.

💞 i need constant attention 💞

Calling out the zodiac signs

Aries - There’s this thing called sharing, you should try it.

Taurus - Boring, boring, boring 😴💤

Gemini - You guys are actually compulsive liars.

Cancer - Emotional manipulation and playing the victim isn’t cute.

Leo - Your constant need for attention and validation is unbecoming. Way too needy….

Virgo - Stop criticising (“helping”) other people and worry about/improve yourself.

Libra - There’s something called a backbone and an opinion, you should find ‘em

Scorpio - Stop acting like you don’t care when you clearly give all the fucks, you’re only spiting yourself.

Sagittarius - You guys dish it but you really can’t take it.

Capricorn - Not everything is about status and what someone else can do you for you.

Aquarius - Cutting people off just because you’re scared that they’ll get too close and you’ll be vulnerable is actually pathetic.

Pisces - Just stop being a mess, please!

*eating dinner at the camp grounds*

Noctis: Prompto, you’ve been staring off into space for the past ten minutes.

Prompto: I just can’t stop thinking about her!

Gladio: You really think a guy like you has a chance with Cindy?

Ignis: Don’t crush the poor boy’s dreams, Gladio.

Prom: HEY! I could get her if I wanted to!

Noct: Sure, because every woman wants a man who can’t even form a sentence in front of them without their best friends help.

Prom: …Not cool, Noct.

Gladio: You’d have a better chance with his highness over an actual girl.

Prom: Okay, first off: Ew. Second: He’s Luna’s problem, not mine.

Noct: What’s that supposed to mean?!

Gladio: He may be a pain in the ass, but he’s got some redeeming qualities.

Prom: Name one.

Gladio: Uh…

Prom: Exactly.

Noct: Guys, I’m right here. Can we not-

Ignis: To be fair, he was given quite a lot of responsibility at a young age.

Noct: Thank you.

Ignis: However, he’d be completely lost without our constant supervision.

Noct: …Damn it…