OH MY BODACIOUS MUSHROOMS WHUT? WHAT IS THIS DOING HERE CAN I JUST LIKE ATTACH MYSELF TO YOU I CANT EVEN DEAL A;SDLFKAJKF;S.
Okay, well anyway since I’m a good girl and I follow the rules
g, guen and bernie dont you dare say anything here ya go!
1. A monkey once peed on my face
2. On my fifth birthday I dressed as Kim Possible, dressed in a black midriff shirt and danced ‘call me beep me if you wanna reach me’ on stage in front of every single person i know.
3. When i get bored i throw a frisbee around my room and destroy everything.
4. if i feel lazy, i wont answer any questions straight, i’m either going to say gibberish, or make up a ridiculous story.
5. I’m so boring that i’m running out of facts.
6. PROTECT YOUR DINGLE BERRIES FOR THE BLONDE RHINOS ARE ATTACKING!
7. My group hug with my best friends is called a boob sniff
8. I’m really stupid and dance behind people who are bending down
9. My favorite bird of the nanosecond is a toucan
10. Instead of shaking hands with people, i feel their ears. Girls have ewwie ears cos of earings, but guys have the squishiest, funnies, fuzziest ears. You should try it, no kidding.