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404 Error: A stupid decision was made and themangofetus is now leaping around her room and destroying all hopes of being accepted into the human race. OMG I LOVE YOU I WANNA HUG YOU AND SQUEEZE YOU AND CALL YOU GEORGE AAAHH.

chalce asked:

You’re it! The rules are to state 10 random facts about yourself. Then, go to your ten favourite blogs and tell them that they are it.

OH MY BODACIOUS MUSHROOMS WHUT? WHAT IS THIS DOING HERE CAN I JUST LIKE ATTACH MYSELF TO YOU I CANT EVEN DEAL A;SDLFKAJKF;S.

Okay, well anyway since I’m a good girl and I follow the rules g, guen and bernie dont you dare say anything here ya go!

1. A monkey once peed on my face

2. On my fifth birthday I dressed as Kim Possible, dressed in a black midriff shirt and danced ‘call me beep me if you wanna reach me’ on stage in front of every single person i know.

3. When i get bored i throw a frisbee around my room and destroy everything.

4. if i feel lazy, i wont answer any questions straight, i’m either going to say gibberish, or make up a ridiculous story.

5. I’m so boring that i’m running out of facts.

6. PROTECT YOUR DINGLE BERRIES FOR THE BLONDE RHINOS ARE ATTACKING!

7. My group hug with my best friends is called a boob sniff

8. I’m really stupid and dance behind people who are bending down

9. My favorite bird of the nanosecond is a toucan

10. Instead of shaking hands with people, i feel their ears. Girls have ewwie ears cos of earings, but guys have the squishiest, funnies, fuzziest ears. You should try it, no kidding.

chalce asked:

Hallo, Marty here. I'm a multishipper and now I feel really confused what my main ship is. Harry Potter was probably my first fandom. It's really hard for me to come up stuff about myself. It's also hard for me to pick a favourite colour. And I get really talkative at times. I followed you 'cause you were in almost all the fandoms I'm in and I don't think I'm ever gonna unfollow you. :D

Hello Marty.

Fair enough. Multishippers are what make ships float.

I hate having to come up with facts about myself, I can never think of them.

I don’t have a favourite colour either.

I think I’m in most of the main fandoms on tumblr, so I reblog sstuff a lot of people like.

Yay, thanks.

Wow, hey guise. Since three of you sent me this…do I have to do thirty…?

lolnope too much work. 

@bernie: lol do you get it? Do you see what I did there? I made Marty guess and she did. Cause she’s Sherlock Marty the dinosaur. 

1. My hips hurt. Like right now. 

2. I am…inappropriate 24/7. And it’s one of the reasons why I love sexytime. That and because everyone comes up with genius pick ups (ahem Noelle and Anny)

3. While Noelle dressed as Kim Possible for her birthday, I dressed up as Jasmine going to a museum when I was a kid. 

4. I have over two thousand songs on my ipod. That’s not a lot, really.

5. I want doughnuts. I blame Marty for this.

6. I like genderbending people. 

7. I wish I was as sassy and witty as the rest of the tumblr people. 

8. I’m not always this articulate. 

9. I was slightly disappointed to find out that the Muses from Disney’s Hercules weren’t sassy black women in greek mythology.

10. I know Bernie, Noelle, and Maxine (lol Marty, there you go, the fourth friend), in real life (but idk if people know that because it’s not…that obvious) and I sniff their boobs and crash their houses. 

chalce asked:

~Look at this girl, isn't she neat? Wouldn't you think she'd exceed post limit? Wouldn't you think she's the girl... The girl who reblogs a lot~~ Okay, that's as far as I could go for the moment.

SGKAGHKJKAGH I. CAN’.T 

THAT’S TOO BEAUTIFUL, MARTY. IT’S SO ACCURATE. YOU GEINUS, YOU. 

I CAN’T EVEN PARODY A SONG IT’S EMBARRASSING. 

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This is seriously late because that’s what happens when I don’t have internet: 

Conspiratea: 

GAGHASKJDG I LOVE IT WHEN YOU’RE ON MY INBOX. THANK YOU FOR THE LOVE. 

HERE. HAVE SOME OF MY LOVE: 

Moveslikekorra: 

ghaskgjashdg thank goodness I didn’t see that. It would’ve scared the shit out of me. I’m seriously scared of vagina!Koh. 

And I’m hoping that we don’t see Koh again in Korra’s next season. *shudder*

Completelytwitterpated: 

OHMANOHMANOHMAN, JUSTINEEEE.