Why is no one talking about this—
Yes, I’m here to talk about the GDA thingy, I’m sorry—only that no, I’m not sorry.
I shall not give a damn pickle, however, about whoever won or not because, really, THERE’S A MOST PRESSING ISSUE.
Do you see what I see?
Do you grasp even the most minimum idea of whatever the heck I’m talking about?
No? Well I’m here to gladly explain, child.
The thing is—they’ve got it all wrong.
And by they I mean Jongdae and Sehun.
See, there’s a pattern to follow.
Wine-thingy-color with wine-thingy-color, gold-pee-color with gold-pee-color, white with white, and maroon-color-like-crap with maroon-color-like-crap thingy.
But they’re off.
Then I thought—Jongdae and Sehun could’ve just switched up places… But NO, cause Sehun and Chanyeol are always at the and cause, you know, tol, so that would’ve ruined another pattern.
So they could’ve just switched up their coats with each other but why didn’t they??? Did they not have it in their size???? Did they purposely destroy the perfect symmetry between the members of a boy group so coordinated they might suddenly at any moment squat when another member is taken a dump on the bathroom???
Seriously, what is nobody talking about this…