So my mother has this theory about Larry...

Ive pretty much bombarded her with this over the past 3 days because I recently came across some Larry Analysis videos on YT that blew my mind. 

SO my mother thinks that Larry in itself is a conspiracy. That Harry and Louis are playing both sides and that modest going all ape shit on Larry shippers is to keep the drama going. So that people will continue to stay interested in them. 

At this point that seems like the best answer for all this Larry drama cause I’m confused as hell as to what the truth really is. 

Until I see Louis and Harry swappin’ spit I’ll never fully 100% believe in Larry. So Larry shippers you all need to bring out the inner detective and get us some concrete evidence because I don’t want to to have to wait 10 years when One Direction has disbanded to find out who was the gay one or the gay ones. 


Okay, so I just had a stunning realization about Wario.

He drives a purple convertible low riding car.

He started with nothing and literally stole, fought, and worked his way to being rich as hell.

He makes a life out of gaining income, and building extremely large castles just for the sake of owning them.

He has a casual romance with a sultry pirate, along with getting kisses from several different princesses and other such females.

He started his own company.

And he deals out microgames, which are addicting and change one’s mood.

This list combined makes wario Nintendo’s very own Gangster. THINK ABOUT IT.

Low riding car = common theme of gangbanger rap.

Starting out poor and clawing up = another common theme of gangster rap.

Making his life about money = two thirds of the rapper trifecta: money cash hoes.

Owns his own company = like having his own record label and brand.

Deals out addicting microgames = Drugs in the world of nintendo. And addictive mind altering object.

And he has a lot of casual kissing from many women = the hoes part of the trifecta. (I’m not calling them hoes, it’s just the word choice of rappers.)

Wario is a rapper without rapping, thus he is nintendo’s rapper.