Ari following the hubs around shouting, “Scott! Scott! Scott!” For five minutes. You might remember his name is luke. We know no Scotts. ???
Ari waking up, sneaking off to the kitchen and getting last nights dessert out of the fridge. He set it all up at his place at the table and ate the whole thing before being discovered. “ oh I eat dessert!”
Ari raging while trying to get his jacket on. Mama help!!!! I take one step toward him, mama!!!! No!!! I do it self!!!!!! Repeat x 10.
Ari running in my room like conquoring hero hugging entire glass cookie jar in his arms (which is located on high shelf, how the?) I eat cookies!!!!!!! I say, ’ not yet, you can have one cookie after lunch.’ ‘Okay I just eat biscuits". Nice try, playing British English off american English, but no biscuits either. So now he is making shish kabobs out of rice cakes and knitting needles.
I tired people.
Toddler moming while very pregnant is hard but amusing