conquered the dark lord


                                           his eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad,
                                                   his hair is as dark as a blackboard.
                                                i wish he was mine, he’s really divine,
                                             the hero who conquered the Dark Lord.

So when the Hinny kids want to annoy Ginny they chant...
  • Ginny: You children think you're so annoying but I grew up with six brothers. I can handle whatever you throw at me.
  • James, Al and Lily: *grin*
  • James: His eyes...
  • Ginny: *eyes widening* You wouldn't dare...
  • James: His eyes are green as a fresh pickled toad!
  • Al: *wiggling his eyebrows* His hair is dark as a blackboard!
  • Lily: *giggling* I wish he was mine!
  • James: *winking at Ginny* He's truly divine,
  • All three: The hero who conquered The Dark Lord! *laughing and running away before she catches them*
  • Ginny: *screaming* HARRY, WHEN DID YOU TEACH THEM THIS?!
The (Exhausted) Knight in (Dented) Shining Armor

In some ways, Harry’s rescue of Ginny at the end of CS was textbook knight-in-shining-armor-rescues-the-damsel-in-distress.

Ginny is in danger, Harry puts himself in an extremely dangerous situation to save her, Harry defends Ginny’s honor, Harry fights with Tom, Harry defeats Tom, and Ginny wakes up to see Harry standing victorious. On one level, it looks like this grand storybook rescue.

Only it totally wasn’t.

Ginny has spent the last year imagining Harry as this grand romantic hero. He’s “the hero who conquered the Dark Lord” after all. But when Ginny woke up in the Chamber of Secrets, she didn’t see a perfect hero. All she saw was this grimy and exhausted-looking 5-foot tall 12-year-old standing there with a 3-foot long sword. He’s got blood on his robes and debris in his hair.

And Ginny doesn’t feel like the damsel in distress either. She feels violated, embarrassed, guilty, exhausted, and overwhelmed. She can’t stop crying and apologizing. She doesn’t even want to be comforted by Harry, she just wants her mother.

The following year, Ginny still holds some residual embarrassment, but we see her starting to treat Harry like a human rather than a mythical hero.

Because there’s nothing like actually being an unwilling participant in one of Harry’s various altercations with Voldemort to show you how very unglamorous and nightmarish it actually is.

At the end of her fist year, Ginny learned that being the damsel in distress wasn’t all it was cracked up to be. And being the hero wasn’t exactly a fairytale either.

Happy Valentine’s Day to my Followers!

Don’t ever forget, that in Harry’s second year, Gilderoy Lockhart actually had dwarves dressed as cupids, one of which tackled Harry and bellowed out this gem from Ginny Weasley:

“His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad,
His hair is as dark as a blackboard.
I wish he was mine, he’s really divine,
The hero who conquered the Dark Lord.” 

jazzflower92  asked:

How would you see the Egg Bosses as Gym Leaders or Elite Four? Which ones do you think would be Gym Leaders of Elite Four Members? And who would be the champion who leads them. Also which type do you think they would specialize in.

E4/Gym leaders? Fuck that, they’re the admins of Team Egg

As for types




Battle Lord Kukku- Flying

Conquering Storm-Fighting



Mordred Hood-Poison


Thunderbolt- Electric



the poem that ginny did not write

Do you remember in COS when was Valentine’s day and harry received that valentine from ginny? Well, it was not ginny who wrote it. Why do I think so? 

“ (…)  I wish he was mine, he’s really divine, the hero who conquered the Dark Lord.“ That’s why. “The hero who conquered the Dark Lord.”  

Only the Death Eaters call Voldemort “the Dark Lord”. Or their children. 

Plus, Draco Malfoy was there when harry received the poem. And when that happened, he yelled at Ginny “I don’t think Potter liked your valentine much!“ and how did he know it was from ginny?? I think he didn’t know anything bc it was he who wrote it and it can be easily explained like a defense mechanism because he knew that harry didnt like the valentine at all and that hurt. Ginny never admitted that was she who wrote the poem, neither, and she was having lots of problems with the diary to have  time to write it

 And, well, let’s be honest, “ I wish he was mine” really sounds like something that Draco would say bc everybody knows he always wanted harry

ginny sent harry her poem during the time she was communicating with tom riddle through the diary and honestly if sending your crush a valentine’s day poem isn’t diary material i don’t know what is like i am 500% sure ginny consulted the diary for help writing it. do u think voldemort had to come up with things that rhyme with ‘the hero who conquered the dark lord’. do you think he had to help brainstorm good similes to describe the colour of harry potters eyes. do you think he had to read a poem about the boy who is prophesied to kill him being ‘simply divine’ and assure ginny that it was really good