10 Things I Learned While Watching Disney’s Descendants

Apparently Disney villains reproduce asexually.

Originally posted by dovescameron

After 20 years a 16 year old kid is the only one who thought about getting these kids away from their abusive parents who everyone knows for a fact are evil. And everyone thinks it’s a bad idea because…because…reasons.

Originally posted by rottentothecoreee

On an island full of “heroes” this 16 year old kid who is next in line for the throne is the only one who’s not a self-righteous jerk.

Originally posted by madisonrooney

Disney villains are so self-centered they choose variations of their own names for their children.

Originally posted by miwadake

Mal may have some sort of mental illness since she hallucinates a statue of her mother coming to life and singing a song about evil with her. But it’s okay, because it gives us more Kristin Chenoweth!

Originally posted by rottentothecoreee

Despite hating them enough to put them on their own island, people still don’t know how evil villains are.

Originally posted by duskyashes

Maleficent - Mistress of All Evil - has no idea how to use video chat.

Originally posted by kristoffbjorgman

Beast and Belle have forgotten how to dance and instead “parent dance”. Come on guys, you had one of the most famous waltz’s in all of movie history. And now…

Originally posted by kristoffbjorgman

Repressed homosexuality is a thing in a magical-modern-Disney-world too.

Originally posted by kristoffbjorgman

Originally posted by gabrielightwoood

Kristin Chenoweth makes everything fun to watch.

Originally posted by playbill

This humor-intended post aside, I did get a kick out of this Disney Channel film and would watch it again.