10 Things I Learned While Watching Disney’s Descendants
Apparently Disney villains reproduce asexually.
After 20 years a 16 year old kid is the only one who thought about getting these kids away from their abusive parents who everyone knows for a fact are evil. And everyone thinks it’s a bad idea because…because…reasons.
On an island full of “heroes” this 16 year old kid who is next in line for the throne is the only one who’s not a self-righteous jerk.
Disney villains are so self-centered they choose variations of their own names for their children.
Mal may have some sort of mental illness since she hallucinates a statue of her mother coming to life and singing a song about evil with her. But it’s okay, because it gives us more Kristin Chenoweth!
Despite hating them enough to put them on their own island, people still don’t know how evil villains are.
Maleficent - Mistress of All Evil - has no idea how to use video chat.
Beast and Belle have forgotten how to dance and instead “parent dance”. Come on guys, you had one of the most famous waltz’s in all of movie history. And now…
Repressed homosexuality is a thing in a magical-modern-Disney-world too.
Kristin Chenoweth makes everything fun to watch.
This humor-intended post aside, I did get a kick out of this Disney Channel film and would watch it again.