Dan Howell’s entire family has been in Slytherin, and there’s no doubt he’d supposed to end up there too. Phil Lester does’t exactly know what to do when he finds himself liking boys, so he’s usually just horrendously mean to them.
tw: extreme fear of heights (acrophobia), panic attack
Nova and Connor: Did you know when Star was 14, she appeared in the bathroom when Marco was Having a shower?Did you guys have any momment like that( i think no)? Tell me some stories about that if you guys have ;)
Nova; no that has never happened and no way my mom did that! nooo….well….
Connor: *comes in wearing his swimming shorts* hmm, what’s up nova?
Nova; someone was asking us if we ever…never mind. going for a swim?
Connor; yep. *walks off*
Nova; *waves, the moment he leaves, starts turning bright red and waving her face* oh god why would he do that?!
Connor came back to swimming after the summer with an amazing tan and an even more amazing (though not to his athletic ability) gut. Stuffed into speedo. Guess the cruise had a really nice buffet, cause you’ve brought a lot of it back with you, sitting around your middle.
you probably don't even ship it any more but the headcanon thing for mcpricely please?
oh my god mcpriceley ok
collects rocks - Kevin totally collects rocks and names each one after one of his problems. he uses that rock to talk through his feelings about it. 6 of the rocks are called Arnold.
takes pictures of the other while they’re asleep - Connor. he gets prints of all of them and gives the guy who developed the pictures the biggest smirk when he goes to pick them up.
gets drunk and breaks shit - neither of them. they are goodie good mormons who don’t drink and the- Kevin. Kevin does this.
can’t swim - Connor can’t swim. Kevin has been going to summer camp every year since he was 7 and swims like a champ.
remembers to feed the fish - i definitely wrote a fic about this once. yep i found it. [here]
puts up Christmas decorations in November - Connor, gosh he loves xmas and pumpkin spice and tinsel and warm jumpers and being able to pull the sleeves down like mittens.
sends inappropriate texts and SnapChats while the other is in a meeting - Kevin is doing a pitch when his phone pings, he thought it was on silent and he’s very embarrassed, but then he looks and it’s just Connor’s nudes and he gets even more embarrassed and can barely get through the rest of the presentation.
makes Sims just to drown them in the pool - Kevin does this as stress relief.
brings the other coffee at work - Connor. but he never gets it right, and Kevin always has to buy a second coffee when he goes back to work at the end of his lunch break after meeting his boyfriend.
takes gym locker room selfies - Kevin. and he sends them all to Connor, who pretends to think it’s silly, but keeps all of them.
signs them up for tennis lessons and a salsa-making class - Connor because he really just wants them to be like a normal couple because he thinks it will make his parents happier if they do typical surburban things.
forgets to charge the other’s iPad and leaves it dead on the coffee table - Kevin tries to tell Connor that his iPad is for work related things only, but Connor still runs down the battery playing flappy bird.