Summary ~ I hated the things couples did until i did them with someone i liked.
Words ~ 1548
Requested ~ No
I placed the last t-shirt in the draw sighing. It had took me a whole hour to unpack everything, and all I wanted to do was go for a nap, but I had to film and edit a video for tonight. I started moving around my room setting up my camera and lights. I stopped when I heard a knock on the door., looking up I saw my best friend standing in the doorway. “Hey, hows it going?” He smiled. “I am all unpacked, I am now going to film a video” I said as I turned on the camera. “Okay well I am going to start cooking dinner, so if you finish your video in time there might be some left over” He laughed before exiting. I stared at the door for a minute after me left before I shook my head and smiled. Connor was my best friend, I had just moved to LA and he was letting me stay in his house while I look for an apartment. I had been best friends with Connor as a kid and when he moved to LA we made sure to stay in touch, I came to visit every now and then. And one visit started the rest of my life, while I helped Connor set up for a collab with Ricky, he started telling me I should start a channel. I laughed it off but for the rest of the day he kept telling me I should. He made some really good points telling me that I would be the perfect youtuber. “You are funny, sarcastic, beautiful, you know how to do make up, you have great taste in clothes and music, and you give great advice” I remember him telling me. I kept telling him it was a silly idea, but at the end of the day I found my self sitting in front of the computer setting up a channel and learning how to edit. I sat down on the bed taking a deep breath. “Hey what’s up you guys, so have you noticed anything different? Yeah that’s right the background is different. That is because I have moved to LA, I am currently staying with my best friend until I get an apartment. Today I will be talking to you about something that really annoys me. Couples. And before you fill the comments with ‘You are just jealous that you are alone’ Yes I do wish I had someone to make out with but I hope I never do any of the following” I looked down at the list on my phone picking out the first one. “Okay number one if you go out to dinner why do couples feel compelled to sit on the same side as each other. Can you really not stay away from each other long enough to eat a meal across from each other. I understand if there are other people sitting on the other side, but when it is empty come on” I finished raising my eyebrows and looked down at my phone. “Number two and this is a big one. PDA. It is everywhere. Okay I am glad that you found someone that you want to spend the rest of your life with or the next ten minutes, but I don’t need to see it. If you are in park I don’t need you rolling around in the grass making out. If you are on the bus I do not need you sitting on your boyfriends lap with his hand up your shirt, I get it trying to spice up your love life, but there is a line that you are not suppose to cross” I looked down at my phone and laughed at the next one. “Number three: Why is it that when people get into a relationship they feel the need to not be two people they just meld into one and everything becomes 'We’ not 'I’ any more. Like 'We went to the gynaecologist’ or 'We bought a new t-shirt’ or even 'We ate shit’ Stop you are you, you are not him or her” I looked back down at my phone and realised I was nearly done. “Number four: Why do couples feel the need to tell everyone how in love they are. One way couples tell the world that really annoys me, is when couples tweet to each other publicly how much they love each other, like please stop tweeting him how you love him more then Kanye loves himself and go to his DM’s, just slide into the DM’s and slide out of my timeline” I looked down at my phone and saw the last one. “And lastly number five: This one annoys me the most, when couples try and cuddle each other while they walk, like this” I paused as I planned to add in a clip in editing. “When the taller person cuddles the other person from behind and they do this weird waddle walk. Please just stop, for one it is just weird to look at and you are making everyone very uncomfortable, and secondly if I get stuck behind you and your slow fucking waddle I will kick your ass down and speed walk over you in heels” I laughed at my anger. “Okay that is it for today guys, give this video a like if you liked it and give the video a like if you hated it. Subscribe for more sarcastic humour. Bye” I said covering the lens. I stood up stretching before going to find Connor to ask him for help. I found him in front of his laptop laughing at a funny cat video. “Hey how is dinner going?” I asked. “Oh shit” He said running to the kitchen suddenly I heard the smoke alarm and a lot of swearing. I walked to the kitchen to see the oven open and Connor fanning the smoke. I opened the window and stopped the alarm. “I forgot about the chicken” He pouted as the smoke cleared. “Aw don’t worry I was in the mood for pizza anyway” I said going on to his computer to order some. After I was done ordering I looked up to see Connor putting the burned tray in the dishwasher. “While we are waiting for the pizza can you help me film something for my channel?” I asked. “Yeah sure, what do you need me to do?” He smiled. “I am doing a video about why I hate couples and I need to demonstrate the couple cuddle walk thing, to show people why it is stupid” I explained. “Sounds fun” He laughed. As we walked into my room and set up the camera angle. We stood in front of the camera and Connor wrapped his arms around me. We slowly started to do the waddle and I leaned back into his chest. I started to enjoy his touch. I felt so safe in his arm, and I started to enjoy the way you both rocked as we walked. “I kind of understand why couple like this” Connor said before removing his hands from you. “I still don’t like it” I laughed. “Really?” He questioned. “I mean…. I don’t like seeing it, I maybe kind of like the feeling” I blushed looking down. “Yeah, I would do it if I had someone” He laughed. “Yeah” I said laughing along. We both stopped laughing and just stared at each other for a moment. “Fuck it” Connor nearly shouted and before you could process what was happening he had moved across the room, and his lips were on mine. I leaned into the kiss savouring every part of it. The way his lips were so soft and how they fit with mine. I felt my back touch the wall and I hadn’t even realized he was moving me backwards. I felt his hands on my thighs as he lifted me up, I wrapped my legs around his waist. The kiss was deepening until the door bell rang. He let me down and moved away from me. My gaze went straight to the floor and he left the room. He came back a couple minutes later while I put my camera away. “Pizza is here” He said. “Cool, I’'l get some plates” I said trying to move out of the room but he blocked the doorway. “I like you” He blurted out. “What?” I said shocked. “I liked you ever since, we got seated beside each other in school and you took the blame when my phone went off so that I didn’t get another detention” He laughed. “I like you too Connor, I liked you when that happened, and I really liked you when you attempted to break me out of detention but it didn’t work and you ended up getting detention too” I laughed remembering that day. “I don’t want you to look for an apartment I want you to stay here, I want this to be our home, I want you to be my girlfriend” He whispered the last part. “I want all of that” I smiled. He placed the pizza on the bed and pulled me into his arms, whispering the magic words. “Pizza and Netflix's”
WHIRWINS CHRISTMAS GIVEAWAY!
I’ve had my tumblr for a little over a year now and I think it’s about time to give back to my lovely followers.
What You Will Receive:
- Humans of New York by Brandon Stanton
- The Amazing Book is Not on Fire by Dan and Phil
- A Work in Progress by Connor Franta
- Blue Neighbourhood by Troye Sivan (vinyl)
- Sounds Good Feels Good by 5 Seconds of Summer (vinyl)
- $25 Lush Gift Card
- $25 Bath & Body Works Gift Card
- $25 Urban Outfitters Gift Card
- a handwritten note from yours truly!
- must be following me (whirwins)
- reblog this post (likes do not count!)
- that’s it!
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Connor: He, being your best friend, knew everything you loved so he got you a bunch of little necklaces representing those things.
Ricky: Rickster was a total cheeseball and got you a giant teddy bear, chocolates, roses, and a new hat. Even though it’s totally basic, you loved it.
Sam: Sam knows that he wants to marry you one day and so for this Valentines Day he got you a promise ring.
JC: JC really wanted to spoil you this year so, with the help of your best friend, he went and bought you a bunch of new stuff and then took you out on a romantic pier date.
Trevor: Trev is your best friend and you just got out of a relationship so instead of having you feel bad on V-day; he bought you this, took you out for dinner, and then you two had a chick flick marathon and oogled over hot guys.
Kian: Kian wanted to surprise you. So imagine your shock when at 7:00 am when you had to go to a shoot you saw this in your passengers seat.
I Just Don’t Understand Girls (Sam Pottorff Fluff)
Summary ~ Some boys just need a little help to understand us.
Words ~ 1057
Request ~ No
I sat on my couch scrolling through Tumblr when my phone started to ring. “Hello” I answered. “Hey, it’s Sam, Connor’s friend we met at the book launch” “Yeah hey what’s up?” I asked “I was just wondering if you wanted to collab” “Yeah sure, today?” “Yeah, I can send you the address, and you could come over in an hour” “Okay see you then” I hung up and started to get ready. I got in my car and put his address in my gps. It only took my 30 minutes to get there. I knocked on his door and he opened it shirtless. I was a small bit surprised but I tried to keep my eyes up. “Sorry I was just in the middle of getting changed” He said letting me. “No it is fine” I smiled. “So what video do you want to do?” I asked. “I was going to do a I don’t understand about girls video, and then you can answer my questions” He said as I followed him upstairs. “Sounds good” I said walking into his room, I saw that he had set his camera up at the end of the bed. I sat down as he pulled on a shirt. He walked over to the camera turning it on and focusing it. I put my phone on silent. Sam came over and sat beside me. “Hey what’s up you guys today I am joined with this beautiful girl” He pointed to me and I could feel my cheeks get hot but I just smiled and said hi. “Today she is going to answer some of my burning questions about girls. I need to know these things because I am very stupid when it comes to girls and I don’t know anything” He laughed. “Okay first question. Why do girls say they are fine, then they are not.? I am like aw babe what is wrong, and all you say is I’m fine, but when I am like okay you wanna a grab some food, you are like no I don’t want to grab food I am angry” “Well some girls think that if they share their problems with you they will scare you off, because you will think they are too emotional, or if it is something serious we don’t want to worry you and we think we can handle it by ourselves, or we think that you will think we are being silly, like if we get jealous we don’t want to tell you because we don’t want you to laugh” I explained. “Oh that actually makes a lot of sense, but I still don’t like it, if we are in a relationship I want you to tell me your problems, even if I can’t fix them I will give you a hug and tell you everything is going to be alright” He said smiling. “Oh my God Sam that is the sweetest thing ever” I said putting my hand on my heart. “Okay number two. Why do girls go to the bathroom together? I just don’t understand. What happens in the girls bathroom?” He said dramatically. “Well sometimes if it is two boys two girls, you don’t want it to be awkward if you just leave the girl alone with them. Other times the girl you go to the bathroom with has something you might need like lip-gloss or perfume or something else girly. And then sometimes we go together because we need to talk about one of the guys we are out with” “I still think it is weird. And my last question why do girls like tall guys? Like I am short and I feel like only girls like tall guys and that makes me sad” “Well I won’t lie tall guys are very attractive, but I understand what you are saying. Sometimes if a girl is also tall short guys make her feel like a giant, so she wants someone that won’t always look up at her. I don’t really know why girls love it so much. But listen hear tall guys stop going out with short guys, because then tall girls have no one to date because you are dating a short girl, and short guys have no one to date either” I said slightly dramatic. “But don’t worry Sam I like how tall you are, I think you’re cute” I said leaning against him. “Really?” He said shocked. “Yeah, trust me I am not the only one that thinks your good looking” I laughed. “Okay guys that was this weeks video, I love you all stay beautiful” He blew a kiss to the camera, before getting up and turning it off. I got up stretching and checking my phone. “Em…Do yo really think I am good looking?” I heard Sam say. “Yeah..I do think you are really good looking” I blushed, my online persona is so much more confident then my real life persona so now that the camera was off I felt my cheeks heat up. “Would you maybe want to go get some food? Like a date” He said looking at the ground. “Em..Yeah I would really like that” I smiled. “Okay lets go” We went to a cute little café and sat at the back, it started a little awkward but then we were talking non stop about family, friends, likes, dislikes and everything. We started walking back to his house so I could get my car. “That poor girl just wanted to sleep on your shoulder” I laughed as he told me a funny travelling story. We walked to my car and I smiled as he nervously scratched the back of his neck. “I had a really fun time” I smiled. “Maybe we could do it again sometime” “Yeah definitely, but until then” He said leaning down and gently placing his lips on mine. He was so gentle like I was a porcelain doll that he was scared to break. I wrapped my hands around his neck to confirm that I wanted the kiss. We both pulled back smiling. “I’m glad you are a good kisser because that would have been a deal breaker” He laughed. “Shut up” I said pushing him.