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2 for 1 special. Happy Tyutin and Connauton casually stripping.


Enjoy.

The NHL Last name challenge.

Rules: 

Step 1: Pick 1 or 2 friends who aren’t big NHL or hockey fans, sit them down and get ready to torture them. 

Step 2: Write down 10-20 of these names on a set of cards and have your friend try to pronounce each name. Since each name is ranked 1-10 points will be awards corresponding to the difficulty (A name that is ranked at a 1 will give you one point where conversely a name ranked at 10 will give you 10 points). 

Step 3: Film the struggle

Step 4: Add up all the points and post to tumblr

Step 5: tag your friends to join you :o

The Names are ranked as follows:

  1. Hall, Benn, Sharp, Lack, Brown
  2. Seguin, Rundblad, Malkin, Holtby
  3. Fleury, Sedin, Luongo
  4. Niemi, Marleau, Krejci, Jagr
  5. Giroux, Foligno, Connauton, Voracek 
  6. Gaudreau, Ķēniņš, Phaneuf, Chiasson
  7. Girgensons, Silfverberg, Bryzgalov, Nichushkin
  8. Pacioretty, Robidas, Regehr, Vasilevskiy
  9. Toews, Wisniewski, Zibanejad, Namestnikov, Niederreiter, Deslauriers, Beauchemin
  10. Khabibulin, Hjalmarsson, Teravainen,  Jokipakka, Colaiacovo, Byfuglien

You can move them around as needed, for example if you talk about Jonathan Toews a lot around your friends so that they know the pronunciation (even though it’s totally wack) you can move that down to a lower number.

Begin the hilarity people!!!

CBJ: *wins one game*
Me: *walks into a tattoo shop* Hello, yes. I would like a tattoo saying, “Columbus Blue Jackets Stanley Cup Champions 2K16 Brandon Saad Nick Foligno Cody Goloubef Ryan Johansen Cam Atkinson Boone Jenner Ryan Murray Sergei Bobrovsky Scott Hartnell Brandon Dubinsky Matt Calvert Alexander Wennberg David Savard Jared Boll Kevin Connauton Fedor Tyutin Gregory Campbell Justin Falk Dalton Prout Curtis McElhinney Anton Forsberg Jack Johnson-“