conker: live & reloaded

Look, this is like, the THIRD time Microsoft killed my Conker. I’m used to it, these cunts have no idea what they’re doing with Rareware. It’s been like this since late 2002. Accept defeat but still enjoy the retro Rare games. Just stop bothering because clearly, that’s what Microsoft is trying to do. However, these characters do deserve better. MUCH better…


Long time fans of Conker’s Bad Fur Day have been waiting ever so patiently for him to return for another platforming adventure filled with tons of shit that’d drive politically correct assholes nowadays crazy. Microsoft brought him back with Young Conker…..and he’s literally NOTHING like he was and just a generic character slapped into a Hololens game….it hurts to watch