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Masterlist - Updated 30/4/17

Originally posted by sebastiansource

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Training With Bucky - A series of connected one shots of what’s like to train with Bucky Barnes based off these headcanons here - Part 1

Ficmas - A series of christmas drabbles - Masterlist

Daddy Drabbles - A series of drabbles which detail the adventures of our favourite characters as fathers - Masterlist

100 Kinks - 100 kinky drabbles to celebrate Bucky’s 100th birthday (smut)

Front Line Love - Reader a nurse during WW2 finds herself at the same camp as Bucky. - Part 1, Part 2 (smut)

Riding in cars with boys - A smutty drabble series featuring all our favourite Sebastian Stan characters in cars, so come along for the ride. - Part 1: Carter

Bucky x Reader- Prompt drabbles

“I’m tired of being your secret”/“Sometimes, there is nothing better than some good old-fashioned, no string attached fucking” (SMUT)

“Will you just tell me the truth?”

“You don’t need to protect me”/“Didn’t realise I needed your permission”

“I think you’ll be happy to know that I’m not wearing any underwear.”

“I remember practicing how to ask you out in the mirror..”

Bucky + knives + dirty talk (SMUT)

Under the table at black tie gala (SMUT")

“It’s Christmas, don’t be mad at me.”

“Welcome to fatherhood”

“Stop being so cute”

“How is my wife more badass than me?”

“I’m not buying IKEA furniture again.”

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Fat people deserve body positivity

Thin people deserve body positivity

Curvy people deserve body positivity

Thick people deserve body positivity

Petite people deserve body positivity

Fit people deserve body positivity

Disabled people deserve body positivity

Mentally ill people deserve body positivity

PoC deserve body positivity

Queer people deserve body positivity

Trans people deserve body positivity

Non-binary people deserve body positivity

Do you have a body? Congratulations, you deserve body positivity!

What’s Bred in the Bone: Part I

Mass Effect: Andromeda

Jaal x Sara Ryder

A 600 year nap and a 2.5 million light-year journey to find out the answer: are humans and angara genetically compatible?

Rated M for strong language, some sexuality and violence. Alien-human pregnancy fic.

Spoilers for Jaal’s romance and loyalty mission, and end of game.

Part I of ??? - Part II - Part III - Part IV

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How to empty mind meditate

Prep stages:

1) Take a shower/bath and get all dried off. Put on comfortable loose clothes.

2) Clean your room where you are going to sit. Or go outside to a fairly tidy spot and sit. 

3) Do a basic relaxation exercise like starting with your neck and moving down to your feet of tensing and releasing each muscle group. OR do shaking tree practice to shake tensions out of all your muscles.

4) Make sure you are sitting supported and comfortably. In a chair with your feet slightly raised on a couple books or cross legged on a cushion, or sitting loosely cross legged or kneeling comfortably are all fine.

Actual meditation:

1) Sit for as long as you can. Let your mind run. Don’t indulge it exactly, like don’t start planning a novel, but just sit and let your thoughts come and go as they will. You are literally just letting your mind empty, its full and it has to let all its thoughts out so it can get empty. Do not pursue any of your thoughts. Just let them think and fizzle out.

2) Sit still as you can, but that’s not the main focus. If you have an itch cross your eyes and look right to left. If you still are itching, then scratch and get back to sitting still. If your position you are sitting in hurts, rearrange. If you twitch or can’t keep your hands straight let them fiddle but don’t focus on them. Counting beads like mala beads or a rosary can be good for keeping fidgeting fingers busy.

3) When you are done, like you can’t stand it anymore for whatever reason or you ran out of free time. Get up and congratulate yourself for meditating. This is really all it is, you meditated if you sat still and let your thoughts run.

4) Repeat often. At some point your mind will probably run out of thoughts for a bit. To me it feels like a warm dark tingle and I realize all the sudden that I wasn’t thinking about anything. There is no way to know how long you weren’t thinking. Congratulate yourself and then let all the thoughts about how you finally got empty mind go–don’t exactly indulge them, but don’t police them either. You might not get there again for a while because you are pursuing it to hard, but after a time it becomes natural.


1) If you fell asleep don’t get upset, it probably means you got to empty mind and your body checked out because of exhaustion. Congratulate yourself, get more sleep, and try again another day at another time of day when you are less tired.

2) If you have visions and spirits contacting you, take note of them and if you want to plan to focus on them later. But return to just letting things happen don’t particularly indulge them unless you feel it must be handled then. Take notes afterwards of anything that came up that you need to address.

3) Once you have achieved empty mind a few times, take note of how it feels and experiment with just remembering the feeling and see if it comes to you faster.

4) Take note of how meditating helps your stress levels and try to include it in your daily habits because it is very beneficial. Just doing it, not whether you achieve empty mind or not, is what makes it successful.

5) Meditation is a modern expression of traditional witchcraft because our fore bearers had more times to sit and relax than we do sometimes while working like when watching the sheep, plowing, or weaving. So we cultivate it in modern life where it just occurred within the normal day to day customs in the past. However, some time was ritually set aside for meditation practices like incubation in caves and mounds. So once you have gotten good at the practice see if you can bring it into some of your day to day tasks so that you can experience it more like our ancestors did.

In Which Jeremy Couldn't Move (Be More Chill AU)

Jeremy couldn’t move as Chloe kissed him.
‘I can’t move.’
‘You’re welcome.’ Chloe continued to kiss him, slipping her hand down his pants and he was about to ask her to stop when he found himself unable to talk.
‘What the hell?’
'You want to be cool right? Getting this far with Chloe will be a major step for you.’
'But I don’t want to do this with her!’
'You’re saying you don’t want Christine to see you as a man?’
'No I’m saying I don’t want to have sex with her! Please just let me move!’
'What did we go over Jeremy? You can’t just listen, you need to obey.’ Tears we’re now streaming down Jeremy’s face making Chloe stop immediately.
“Jeremy? Why are you crying?” He just laid on the bed almost motionless as Chloe stood there confused. “Ok this is weird, I’m going to leave. Let me know when you’re not acting so crazy.” As she left Jeremy felt a painful shock travel through his body.
'Congratulations Jeremy, now she’ll tell everyone you cried even before she took her clothes off. We’re going to leave here before they start talking.’ With that Jeremy felt the paralysis lift and he could freely move again. Tears still ran down his face as he quickly walked out of the room towards one of the bathrooms. He opened the door and slammed it shut behind behind him.
“Hey, what the hell? I told you-Jeremy?” Jeremy now sitting on the ground lifted his head up to see Michael who just got out of the tub he had been lying in.
“Michael? What are your doing here?”
“Well after what you said I really didn’t feel like being around anyone, but that’s besides the point. Why are you crying?” Instead of answering Jeremy just grabbed Michael in a hug and began sobbing into his shoulder. Michael was confused at first but let it continue. Jeremy was still his best friend, and what are best friends for?

  • Group-Chat Yuri's Puddles
  • Minami: [12.49] Finally got the body pillow of Yuri!
  • Phichit: [12.53] Congratulations!
  • Yurio: [13.00] I want one with Otabek...
  • Victor: [13.01] I have also one!
  • Yurio: [13.01] Do you really need something like that, Victor?
  • Victor: [13.02] Why not? I mean, Yuri is the biggest fanboy of mine and has three body pillows with my face on it.
  • Phichit: [13.03] I know!
  • Phichit: [13.03] Hey, Yurio...
  • Yurio: [13.05] Hn?
  • Phichit: [13.06] Otabek has just posted a pic with him and a Yurio body pillow. ^^
  • Yurio: [13.06] I know. It's a present from me for him.
  • Victor: [13.07] Naww~
BREAKING: Republican Health Care Repeal Is Already Dead In The Senate
Senate GOP leaders will try to write their own bill, but aren't even sure they can.

WASHINGTON ― Within minutes of the House passing a bill to repeal the Affordable Care Act, Sen. Lamar Alexander (R-Tenn.) took to the Senate floor to congratulate the other body, and pronounce the legislation all but dead.

“The Senate will carefully review the House bill, and now we’ll go to work on a Senate bill,” said Alexander, who chairs the Health, Education, Labor and Pensions Committee that will play a key role.

“There is an urgency, but we want to get it right,” Alexander said, emphasizing the “get it right” part repeatedly.

Republicans in the House managed to barely pass their American Health Care Act Thursday, just before taking a week off, but it required numerous fits and starts and an all-out lobbying effort by House leaders and the White House. In the end, they did so without holding any hearings on the measure or getting cost estimates from Congress’ nonpartisan Congressional Budget Office.

“There’ll be no artificial deadlines” in the Senate, Alexander said. “We will make sure we know what our bill costs when we vote on it.”

Unlike in the increasingly fractious House, senators are better at talking to one another, and Alexander said after leaving the floor that he thought GOP senators very much wanted to come up with their own plan. But he he stopped short of predicting success.

“The mood, at least in the Republican caucus, is we’d like to get to yes if we can. Now we have many different opinions, and no one doubts this is difficult,” Alexander said.

He was even less willing to say whether Republicans in the Senate could agree with colleagues in the House on a compromise version, should the Senate pass something.

“Oh, I’m not going to try to predict that,” Alexander said.

If I meet God, I hope she’s female. I’m touched by the power of women. I’m married to a feminist. And I’m troubled by the fact that women in our culture are congratulated most for losing weight.
—  Leonard Nimoy, The Full Body Project
Masterlist - updated 30/11/16

Originally posted by hardcaramelsoldier

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Bucky x Reader- Prompt drabbles

Bucky + knives + dirty talk (SMUT)

Under the table at black tie gala (SMUT")

“It’s Christmas, don’t be mad at me.”

“Welcome to fatherhood”

"Stop being so cute”

“How is my wife more badass than me?”

“I’m not buying IKEA furniture again.”

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Imagine telling The Doctor you are getting married... and him getting quite upset because he has never met the man.... or has he?

Originally posted by theviolinistinthetardis

“So what shall we do tomorrow? I heard that on the planet of….”

“Doctor.” You cut him short, you just couldn’t keep the secret any longer, “The only adventure I will be making tomorrow is the one to the chapel.”

“Well why on Earth would you be going there? The chapel is a alien meeting hall, and why I am aware they are probably going to have a meeting there I couldn’t see you attending.”

“No Doctor.I mean a chapel on Earth.”

“Since when have you been religious?” He asked with a puzzled look on his face.

“Since I got engaged.” You answered, slowly taking the ring out of it’s hiding place.

“Congratulations!” He exclaimed as his arms wrapped around you tightly, your body stiffing at the unexpected reaction, however the hug soon ended, “Wait a moment, Who the Dalek are you marrying?” 

“And there is the reaction I expected.” You smiled as you looked at him and began walking around the control panel. 

“[Y/N]…. who are you marrying?”

“It is a surprise Doctor.” You teased as you watched the upset start to form

“Do I at least know the man?”

“Probably not, however he does know many people so maybe you do.”

“Well why have I not definatly met him yet?” He snapped as you smiled

“Well because I don’t want to scare him, not yet at least. See I haven’t quite explained to him yet that his future bride travels space and time with a fez wearing, bow tie lovering, doctor who has two hearts, regenerates and has a time traveling police box that can take them all over space and time. And that is what I have been doing when I say I am working at Torchwood. However you are invited to the wedding, where I will introduce him to you properly.”

“Can I at least know his name.”


“What is his last name?”

“Guess you will just have to show up tomorrow to find out.” You smirked as he let out an annoyed sigh.

“Well will I like this Jack fellow?”

“I think you will.” You smiled at the thought of the old friends meeting again…

Originally posted by consultinggallifreyanfallenangel


Anon; Can you do one where it’s best friends who are in love with each other but are oblivious to the other’s feelings? Borderline smut? (No actual sex But making out, ya feel?) I love your blog 😍😍


Originally posted by lovershub

He rummaged through his locker, throwing books in and out of it as his thoughts wandered towards you. He smiled to himself as he remembered that day you made him go shopping with you and he sat there watching you dance around in dozens of dresses. It wasn’t even for a special occasion, you just wanted to do it and H/N would do anything to make you happy.

He snapped out of his trance when he heard the voice of his best friend. He turned around to see her beautifully curled hair flowing around the sides of her face and a very devious smirk across the lips he’s always dreamed of kissing.

“What?” He chuckled, seeming a little worried because of the smirk across your face. You remembered the deal H/N had made you if you passed your Science exam: he’d watch all 8 Harry Potter movies with you in a row even though he hated them. And lucky for you, you had passed.

You grabbed the paper and unfolded it, “Harry. Potter. Tonight.” You smiled in delight as he saw the passing grade on the paper and sighed.

“Is it bad that I was kinda hoping you wouldn’t pass?” He laughed, pulling you into a congratulating hug. Your stomach fluttered at the feeling of his body pressed against yours. You quickly separated from him before you had any more thoughts about your feelings for him. Besides it’s not like he felt the same right?

“See you tonight.” You smiled before walking away.

Time Skip

The night had consisted of the two of you watching 2 and a half Harry Potter movies because someone (H/N) fell asleep, and eating ice cream and cookies while cuddled up on your bed.

The thunder roared outside your bedroom window as the heavy rain pelted against it like rocks. You flipped sides in frustration as the rain kept you from falling asleep and looked over at H/N. Of course he was deep asleep, the thunder not even making a sound out of him. As you closed your eyes a loud boom sounded throughout the entire room. You awoke scared out of your mind as you took a deep breath, looking around the room and realizing it was the thunder. 

“Hey. It’s just the thunder Y/N, come here.” H/N had woken up not from the thunder but because he heard you wake up. He scooted back and opened his arms to hold you so you could calm down. He wrapped you in a warm swaddle of his chest and arms and you allowed your body to melt into his.

“There’s nothing to be scared of. I’m here.” His voice was raspy as he nuzzled into your neck and whispered. You smiled in appreciation and let out a small hum.

“I know. The only thing your not there for though, is to watch all 8 Harry Potter movies with me!” You turned around to face him, a playful pout on your face.

That is not important right now. What’s important is that we go to sleep because I’m tired.” He smirked knowing you’d confront him about not finishing the movies sooner or later.

“It is too important because you not experiencing the magic of Harry Potter with me will seriously ruin our friendship.” You looked at him, the bit of moonlight shining through allowing you to see a new fierce look in his eyes. You bit your lip to stop yourself from thinking about him in any way but as your best friend.

“There’s other ways to ruin our friendship.” His voice was dark as you looked at him in anticipation of what he’d do.

“Like?…” Your voiced trailed off as his hand squeezed your hip and he leaned in agonizingly slow as if you’d run off. You closed your eyes as you waited for what was to happen and your stomach twisted in knots from the many thoughts crossing your mind. His breath swept your skin and then suddenly your lips before you felt them on yours. You didn’t hesitate to kiss back and melt into it as his body moved on top of you.

You run your fingers through his hair and tug lightly when his hand slips under your t-shirt and starts tracing patterns across your stomach. He lets out a quiet moan from your action causing him to bite your lip and you smile into the kiss.

“Someone’s getting cocky,” He whispers, breaking away, and moves down your neck sucking along it until he hears you gasp when he finds your sweet spot. 

“Guess that makes us even.” You breathe out. Your legs are intertwined in each others and your bodies are pressed so close you can feel the bulge in his boxers. His mouth peppers wet hot kisses back along your jaw to your mouth leaving you unable to make any sound but a groan. When he gets to your lips he begins to kiss you more delicately than before and then slowly breaks away.

“I love you. No. I’m in love with you Y/N.” The sound of the words you’ve always wanted to hear from him makes your stomach drop. You’d been in love with him since the day you met him in first grade and now you knew he felt the same about you. 

You grinned as you felt your cheeks turn pink. “I’ve been in love with you since the day we met.” When he heard your words a huge smile spread across his face and he placed a soft kiss on your lips before laying next to you. 

The thunderstorm had been forgotten about with all that had happened so when the roaring claps of thunder were heard, you snuggled into H/N’s chest and he nuzzled his face into your neck.

I’m a little shit for taking so long I’m sorry


Rick’s eyes follow you in disgust as you walk through every room of his house. Sometimes you’ve the feeling he hates you more than Negan, because it was you who dragged Daryl in the van. And now it’s you who looks after him.

It hurts.
It hurts, because from every guy you know it has to be him you fall in love with.

A small sigh escapes your lips as you reach his bedroom he shares with Michonne. They’ve to sleep on the floor since they’ve took their mattresses.
But then you spot something else under one of the blankets and Rick sees it too. His breath becomes heavily as you go inside and you take the gun and a pillow.
“I..” His voice dies as you put the gun in the pillow and throw it back on the ground.
He’s speechless as you go out of the room and downstairs.
When Negan finds out, he’ll not hesitate to kill you and then one of Rick’s group. That’s why you hope he doesn’t do or say anything stupid. You’d do a lot for the guy you like, but dying?
No. Definitely not.

“Found anything?” Negan asks.
“No.” You shake your head and look back at Rick, but he’s still silent.
The frustrated noise which leaves Negan’s mouth turns into a laughter and confused you turn around to him.
“Look at these fucking hearts in your eyes.” Negan whispers as he leans forward.
“I don’t..”
“Ah, ah. Don’t lie.” He says and gestures to Rick to wait for him. “Excuse us for a moment, but busi-fucking-ness.”
Rick looks like he couldn’t care less as long as you disappear soon.

“My right hand and the leader of another group. Fantastic.” Negan laughs again and you want to open your mouth as he continues to speak. “Let’s use that to our advantage.”
Your face getting pale before it turns red in anger. Of course, he doesn’t congratulate you and helps to set you up.
“Over my dead body.” You snarl in his face.
“Well, when he’s in that kind of shit.. I’m just fucking with you.” He tries to calm you down as your knuckles turn white.

One look in his eyes and you know that he wouldn’t give up and it pisses you off. The desire to rule over this man is more important to Negan than your feelings. Maybe you should remind him that it’s you who is always loyal to him, no matter which decision he makes.
And that’s how he wants to thank you.
You both turn your faces to Rick who seems irritated from Negan’s shit eating grin and your angry face.
“Well, that’s getting more and fucking more interesting than I thought.” Negan says with childish anticipation. “I can’t fucking wait how it ends.”

You neither…

Part 2?

You Survived

“You Survived”

You survived another day of torture.
Of hair-pulling; Of pain.
You survived another day of people,
Driving you insane.

You survived another day of harmonies,
Out of sync with your song.
Where the slightest bit of uncertainty,
Means anything could go wrong.

You survived another day of gunfire.
Of bloodshed; of nonsense.
Of people crossing over,
Past your picket fence.

You survived another day,
Of making it through this life,
Doing whatever means neccessary,
To ensure you stay alive.

You survived another day of travesty.
Of hardships; Of malice.
This calls for a celebration,
Raise your golden chalice.

You survived another day,
And if you don’t mind, then I must say:
Congratulations are in order,
For choosing to stay another day.

And to those who didn’t:
To those who chose to die,
To those who allowed vultures,
To eat their bodies alive,
To those who wanted out,
In exhange for a new body and mind,
Congratulations to them also.
I hope they are happier in their next life,

And to those who’s lives,
Tragically come to an end,
Not by their own doing,
By through another’s hands,
I offer my sincerest condolences.
May the afterlife have mercy on their souls,
Life is just too complicated,
For anyone to figure out whole.

High School AU Headcannons: Jaehee

As promised, this week I give you Jaehee and finish the Casual Story characters. Next week we go with deep boy 1 Jumin! 

Hope you like this! I’m such in a rush for Baehee lately <3

  • She’s one of the honor students and member of the student body. You can find her at the debate club too.
  • You’re the volleyball school team’s libero. Everybody knows the short girl who’s very double-jointed and reach for the toughest balls.
  •  You’ve already posed together side by side to the school’s newspaper. The student body members congratulate the volleyball team for making to the finals.
  • But you really met each other when the student body was checking the gymnasium’s installations while the volleyball team was training.
  • You yelled “chance ball” thinking you could reach the one. And you did, but you also bumped to her and you two met the floor.
  • “Oh my god! I’m so sorry! Are you okay?” she knew most of the athletes, they were always a little reckless like this, but none of them would look so concerned like you. “Yes, I’m fine. Don’t worry.”
  • You two bumped again in the classroom a little later. You sat next to her and talked a lot. She wanted to shush you and pay attention to the class, but there was something about your bubbly and cheerful way of whispering that made her focus only on you.
  • She caught herself going to the volleyball championship’s finals. She never cared much about sports, but she really wanted to watch you… I mean, the match.
  • “As a member of the student body, I should be more aware of our athletes’ activities.” That’s what she told you when you spotted her in the bleachers and went to talk to her before the match started.
  • “Coll. Glad you’re here. I’ll score one just for you, then! Just watch me!” she blushed. Why would you say something like this and smile so innocently?
  •  And you actually scored, it was surprising as liberos generally don’t score, but you did and made a victory sign looking straight at her. But it wasn’t enough to stop the adversaries. Your team lost the match set and ended up as vice champion.
  • The after party for the match wasn’t as cheerful as it was intended. Your team was very confident about winning, so the party was more like a consolation thing.
  • People were still having fun! Were you having fun? She couldn’t tell as she didn’t see you for the rest of the night. She asked about you, and one of your team mates told her you were probably getting some comfort by making out with someone in some corner. That thought bothered her, for some reason.
  • Then she found you. Alone, sitting in the back of the yard. Were you crying? Your nose was red and your eyes looked puffy… “Hey, are you okay?”
  • “I… yes, I’m fine.” “Are you sure? It looks like you’ve been crying…” you didn’t answer. “If this is about the match, don’t worry! It’s just a match, and it’s been so long our team didn’t make it to the finals, being vice is a great accomplishment!” she tried to cheer you, you glared at her.
  • “It’s not just a match. There were college’s talent spotters there. Do you think any of u will have a chance after that disaster?” “Well… there are other ways to getting in college… you…”
  • “Yeah, maybe for you, who’s really smart. Not for me, volleyball is the only thing I’m good at, or at least I thought I was… I won’t make it to college, I’m damned to stay in this shitty city with a family who already thinks I’m a failure! It’s not just a match! Not that you would know anything about that, Ms. Honor Student.”
  •  “I know more than you think about family thinking you’re a failure. Believe me.” She felt a little angry at what you said, but she knew how frustrated you were, so that’s all she said to you. “What do you mean?”
  • Then she told you everything about losing her parents, being with her uncle who didn’t like her that much and being constantly compared to her cousins. She had to make it to college too, that was the only way to get out of there. “So… don’t think you’re the only one scared of the future. We all are. I am.”
  •  “I’m really sorry, Jaehee. I… why didn’t you tell me this before?” “We are not that close, MC. I barely know you.” “You know me a lot more than my team mates, nobody there is that scared of the future…you’re… strange…”
  • You lean close to her and press your lips really quick on hers. She pulls back, surprised. “Oh, shit! I… I’m sorry, I thing I got the wrong vibe here, I…” you stutter an apology, why did she pull back? Now you won’t try to make a move again, so that means…
  • She leans to you and kiss you, you try to pull back, but she holds you gently. “Forget about the future for now, let’s focus on the present.” Then you give yourself in.
  • You wake up with an awful hangover. Training was a torture that morning. But then everything faded away when you saw Jaehee waiting for you next to the bleachers, smiling.
  • You blush remembering what happened last night. She was so nervous, that was the first time she kissed a girl, she didn’t know what to say, so he just handed you a cup of coffee. “Thought you might want some. I made it myself.” Coffee usually relaxed her, maybe it could relax you.
  • “Holy shit! You made this?” you widened you eyes, was it that bad? “Yes…” “This is so good!” “R-Really?”
  • “Yeah, you should be a barista or something!” well, it’s not like she haven’t thought about this before… being a barista? Yes… why not? For the first time, she was thinking about the future with excitement, especially if you would make part of this future.