snime  asked:

I love you Dante, but honestly s'mores can kiss my ass


hey, i love brownies too… i actually eat them more than s'mores. everyone probably does.

but the things that come around every now and then seem to be more special.

John's Guide to Twerking
  1. Get some upbeat music
  2. Get some clothes are allow you to move a lot, but are still somewhat tight to your skin [idk how to describe it]
  3. Squat down like you’re about to take a shit in the woods
  4. Shake vigorously
  5. You’ve twerked