confused giraffe

Look at this Craigslist add I just found on the Bham site.
I have a few questions for this person, whoever they are.
How many times have you rented a Giraffe? How many times has someone tried to rent you a zebra? Is that really a rip-off? Why exactly do you need a giraffe and why would a zebra not work?

What are you going to do? WHO ARE YOU!?