confessions of a virgo

COMMON FACIAL EXPRESSIONS FOR THE SIGNS
  • ARIES: WRINKLED NOSE
  • TAURUS: SHEEPISH SMILING
  • GEMINI: CHEESING
  • CANCER: BLUSHING
  • LEO: FROWNING
  • VIRGO: SMIRKING
  • LIBRA: GRINNING
  • SCORPIO: ONE RAISED EYEBROW
  • SAGITTARIUS: WINKING
  • CAPRICORN: FURROWED BROW (LIKE EVERY DAMN DAY GOOD GOD)
  • AQUARIUS: LAUGH-CRYING
  • PISCES: BITING LIP (BOTH SEXUALLY AND NOT)
the signs playing truth or dare

the one daring or getting ppl to confess crazy shit. comes up with the best ideas: cancer, virgo, gemini

DARE. DARE. DARE. THEY’LL FUCKING DO ANYTHING JUST ASK!!: capricorn, leo, libra, aries

picks truth and lets out some surprising ass shit like wtf i ain’t know you was into eating ass tf: taurus, scorpio, aquarius

doesn’t even want to play cuz they know someone gonna ask them to do some crazy shit: sagittarius, pisces

Signs as High School Love Confession
  • Afterschool under the tree confession: Taurus, Leo, Libra, Aquarius
  • Text Messaging: Capricorn, Pisces
  • Letter in the locker confession: Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio
  • Chase after them with 5 flights of stairs confession: GEMINI, Sagittarius, Aries
The Signs' Confessions

ARIES:

“I sometimes watch airplanes flying in the sky in case they suddenly blow up.”

TAURUS:
“If I watch a scary movie I have to watch it early enough that I can watch at least 2 Disney movies before bedtime.”

GEMINI:
 “If I spin around clockwise for some reason, I have to spin around counter clockwise right away so as to “unwind” myself.”

CANCER:
“Dissecting cadavers in anatomy class always made me hungry for burritos.”

LEO: 
“I scratch my butt crack and then smell my fingers.” 

VIRGO:
“When putting on my clothes, I put them on in order of what I would want on most if there was a sudden fire and I had to go outside immediately.”

LIBRA:
“I eat salsa and sour cream mixed with flaming hot cheetos wrapped in a tortilla. It looks like throw up but it is SO. GOOD.”

SCORPIO:
“I practice conversations alone in my car. Out loud. In different variations, and degrees. Just in case they go the way I think they might go, I will have quick and witty responses.”

SAGITTARIUS:
“Sometimes, I’ll buy a nice steak, take it home and then eat it raw. With a little salt.”

CAPRICORN:
“When I’m eating something really delicious and I’m feeling relaxed, I subconsciously start dancing.”

AQUARIUS:
“I like the taste of blood.”

PISCES:
“I sniff my panties.”

Virgo Venus Confession
  • I keep imagining these romantic scenarios that'll never happen. I'll tell you that I'm not all that into relationships. Hell, I've even convinced myself...mostly. There's a part of my mind though...that knows what I really mean. I'm not a conventional relationship person because I don't want all sunshine and rainbows. I'm drawn to emotional pain. I'm so critical yet I'm always looking for someone to fix. I'm so cold yet so attached. So, maybe it's safer if we're just friends or nothing at all. So then when I accidentally spill my heart, I can tell you I didn't mean it.
The Signs and Beauty
  • Aries: strength in bad situations. carrying three tubes of lip gloss at all times. forgiving someone but not forgetting. circulating between friend groups, trying not to piss anyone off. being strongly opinionated. knowing cold, hard facts. needing someone but not knowing how to say it. beauty in initiative.
  • Taurus: pissed off glares. warning looks. bad jokes but satisfied laughs. trying too hard and not hard enough at the same time. never letting yourself relax. boredom leading to complaining. spending money on people you care about. beauty in waves and inconstant levels.
  • Gemini: the season finale of a really good show. backwards SnapBacks. sarcastic remarks. not complaining. holding your own against assholes. healthy amounts of self-confidence. getting randomly into bad moods and hating everyone.
  • beauty in treating yourself right.
  • Cancer: a sharp skate that curves paths into the ice. a planet, spinning slowly and endlessly. the rarest tear, falling in on the floor in a cold bathroom stall when everyone leaves. laboured breathing. a constant hand on your hand, guiding you. a phone call. being able to hear the smile in a voice. making eye contact and smiling. beauty in love and support.
  • Leo: a bead of sweat rolling down a forehead after a particularly hard workout. a bonfire that starts small and then flares up, enveloping the wood. soft, meaningful whispers into attentive ears. lips being too close and much too far at the same time. confidence that means something. laughter that shows off your best smile. excitement itself. obvious beauty in unusual places.
  • Virgo: trying on outfits in the mirror for hours. trying to look your best but not knowing why it's so important. circular sunglasses pushed to the bridge of your nose. overwhelming stress and responsibility. hiding the weight of secrets so that others don't look at you differently. spending hours away from home at friends' houses. beauty in internal grief.
  • Libra: being willing to try new things. the feeling of hearing something that resonates with you. sunshine on warm windows. birds' nests in trees near houses that nobody seems to notice until the birds hatch. daytime. a colour somewhere between red and orange that everyone forgets the name of. the clock hitting midnight. natural beauty that nobody quite expects.
  • Scorpio: the feeling of ear piercings. a depressing but well-written poem. validation in others' eyes. mystery. pink and roses coming up from thorny stems. graphite stains on fingers. sharp eyebrows. beauty in passion.
  • Sagittarius: unexplained nervousness. a rollercoaster of bad days and good days. the feeling when you finally say what you want. sunshine in a smile. small birds outside windows. oversized sweaters. loud music and broken earphones. beauty in strength.
  • Capricorn: being confident in feelings. recklessness in love. loud, disappointed sighs. pushing a friend in the right direction. shelves upon shelves of finished books. childhood memories still staring you in the face. making trivia teams and sports teams because you tried hard. beauty in determination.
  • Aquarius: basketballs falling into the net in gym class. having admirers everywhere that you don't know about. thin eyeliner. new makeup palettes. pop culture references. the feeling of security in playing it safe. the feeling of pride in taking risks. beauty in daily existence.
  • Pisces: getting high grades. playing childish games as teenagers. having all the games for pokémon still safely tucked into your 3DS case long into high school. laughing like nobody can hear you. awkwardly shrugging off hugs. not being nostalgic because you're always thinking of the future. university applications. beauty in knowing who you are.
sign love

a nervous kiss: cancer & taurus

a love note: taurus & scorpio

a long hug: sagittarius & libra

a lot of laughter: aries & capricorn

a cheeky wink: gemini & aries

an awaited confession: scorpio & leo

a soul connection: virgo & sagittarius

a lover and a friend: leo & aquarius

a morning kiss: pisces & gemini

a warm smile: aquarius & cancer

a tightly held hand: capricorn & virgo

a slow dance: libra & pisces

best zodiac confessions
  • Aries: "When I get scolded or told to 'calm down' I get really hurt inside although I try not show it."
  • Taurus: "I don't get angry easily. I can manage to postpone an outburst for months. But accuse me of something I didn't do and I'm instantly livid."
  • Gemini: "I feel like I'm surrounded by idiots 99% of the time."
  • Cancer: "Im so afraid of expressing all these emotions! It's overwhelming."
  • Leo: "I'm very self conscious and in constant need of reassurance."
  • Virgo: "I can express myself better in writing then I can verbally."
  • Libra: "I never stop thinking about my physical appearance, whether it's positive or negative."
  • Scorpio: "I sometimes scare myself about how calm and casual I am about death."
  • Sagittarius: "My automatic reaction to feeling is 'no, stop' even though I am an emotional person."
  • Capricorn: "I freeze with the winter and shut down all emotions. I am cold and unrelenting. So realistic I feel as though I can see the future, good or bad."
  • Aquarius: "I feel like no one really knows how I am fully. They just see glimpses of me."
  • Pisces: "I'm so in love with the idea of love that I'm afraid I won't find anyone to actually fall in love with."
The Signs as Tumblr Moments
  • Aries: Being so far down your dashboard and finding a post you really like but accidentally pressing the wrong key on your keyboard which refreshes your page and you lose all motivation to find it again
  • Taurus: The instant contempt you feel for any uncultured peasant asking you what tumblr is
  • Gemini: Not ever being satisfied with your theme
  • Cancer: Getting legitimately emotional after realizing your favorite blog is leaving
  • Leo: That "they really love me" moment after you unread messages in your inbox
  • Virgo: The smirk that slowly creeps across your face when you sent a roast over anon
  • Libra: Finding out your mutual thinks you're cool too
  • Scorpio: The rush of anxiety you feel when you find out someone from school/work/stressful places found your tumblr account
  • Sagittarius: Learning new tumblr lingo that no one in the boring world knows about (with great knowledge comes great responsibility)
  • Capricorn: Telling your parents why you're so excited over a Tumblr event and them literally slow blinking at you, failing to understand why it's so important
  • Aquarius: Turning off the hide adult-oriented content button during your tumblr search
  • Pisces: Rereading a post 1,346 times only to realize you still don't understand the reference
The Signs // Saying Lovely Things

Aries: I will always keep you safe. No one’s gonna hurt you. 

Taurus: Trust me, I will love you forever. You stole my heart. You can keep it. 

Gemini: When I’m with you I feel like I don’t have to act like I’m someone else. I can be me. I love you for that. 

Cancer: You are my everything. I’m devoted to you. 

Leo: I would do anything for you. You are my queen.

Virgo: You’re special. Because I like you. And I usually hate everyone. 

Libra: The word “forever” scares me. But when I think of you…it doesn’t sound scary at all. 

Scorpio: I guess the world isn’t that bad when you’re around. 

Sagittarius: Where ever you go, I go. I won’t hide anything from you. 

Capricorn: I swear to god, with you I can achieve anything. 

Aquarius: you remind me of the universe. so mysterious and breathtaking. 

Pisces: can I kiss you? Because you look so lovely I want to kiss you. 

When it’s 11 at night and ur supposed to have gone to bed an hour ago but you text a friend and they send back a one word response that consists of not even a full word but an abbreviation of the word and now you think you did something wrong so you think about all the reasons why you’re a mess and u fall deeper into an existential pit of despair that is your existence all because your capricorn moon ass forces you to overthink situations that probably mean nothing at all but hey that’s life and you just gotta deal ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

the signs as things that i cannot forget

Inspired by real encounters with the signs; deeply personal moments presented in a completely vague medium. A descent into darkness.

Aries: Hearts fluttering like young hummingbirds; threatening to escape our chests. Those birds have left me now, but I could not escape your gaze. You still burn me like a fever at 3 am some nights.

Taurus: I almost didn’t see you, but when I did, I couldn’t look away. You were a work of art, and I spent so much of my time trying to figure out what you meant. You meant everything, until I forgot you. And you performed your disappearing act once more.

Gemini: Everyone adored you, but I saw through the confetti and gleaming smiles. There was a darkness in you, something invisible but ever present, like heat haze in the desert air. You feared nothing because you were dangerously close to fearing everything. But you didn’t scare me.

Cancer: I wanted to protect you from the world. I wanted to hold you in my arms and keep you there, pristine and untouchable like a display. All this time, and sometimes I still forget you are a force to be reckoned with. The world should be protected from you.

Leo: You wanted people to worship you and they did. Men, women and children bowed at your feet, but you still never found a way to see the divinity in yourself. A pity, that gods and goddesses are blinded by their own light.

Virgo: You were my life support. You were the heart that kept me alive, but you weren’t mine. You did everything you could but in the end my body rejected you. No medication could keep the transplant from being a failure. It was someone else’s love, never ours. We were a borrowed lie, a pretty facade to cover up the loneliness.

Libra: I still smile when I see your ghost, spinning freely around me like a celestial body in orbit. You were the only sunshine in my life for months. Years, probably. And you still are.

Scorpio: I was afraid of you. I thought you would destroy me, or rebirth me, or both. You shone so brightly I was afraid to look you in the eye. Now I know I have no reason to fear while you are protecting me from myself. But you should know better than to guard grenades. You were one.

Sagittarius: Everyone knew your secret, but we kept it. You are far too precious for it to matter, anyway. I just wish you hadn’t tried to keep it locked up despite this. A secret isn’t a secret if it yells itself from the rooftops on a bad day. Let go of your demons.

Capricorn: You were my teacher and my student, whirling around me impossibly. You gave me whiplash trying to figure out what we were. But trying to label it would be foolish. You transcend language itself - and you know how sacred communication is to me. Perhaps it’s because you know. You never needed me (but I still find myself breathing you out into the midnight air).

Aquarius: You were all I had for so long, and then I hated you. I always hated you. We were so disgustingly symbiotic; I was addicted. I needed you to survive. Maybe it’s good that we used each other. You were a cruel mistress, but you knew I could be crueller. And you didn’t care one bit.

Pisces: I thought I knew you. I thought I saw something in you, but it wasn’t there. You slipped through my hands like the sands of time, always just a little too far to reach. But I laughed about it. I said I loved you and I knew I was going to leave you, but sometimes I wonder if you were ever really there. You are only screenshots taking up space on my phone now. I don’t want to see you again. (I see you in my dreams sometimes).

The Signs in the Group DM
  • Aries: replies 90% of the time n doesn't leave u on r
  • Taurus: just fucking mutes you
  • Gemini: sends a lotta memes
  • Cancer: doesn't check group chat, sees lots of drama when they do check n then leaves again
  • Leo: sends things for everyone to mutually cringe at & leaves u on read a lot
  • Virgo: sends somewhat funny things but ignores everything mostly
  • Libra: hearts every dumb thing you send and sends back equally dumb things
  • Scorpio: is the one getting left on read every 5 minutes
  • Sagittarius: a lil awkward but makes fun references
  • Capricorn: sends occasionally relatable posts
  • Aquarius: types in caps A LOT
  • Pisces: mostly just checks for memes every few hours
Things the Signs Should Finally Say
  • Aries: I am not who my friends are. I am my own person.
  • Taurus: Let's talk about something else. This conversation is making me uncomfortable.
  • Gemini: I just want to be alone for a little while.
  • Cancer: I am worth loving myself.
  • Leo: I am not a follower. I will pave my own path.
  • Virgo: I'm sorry.
  • Scorpio: I don't like you anymore.
  • Sagittarius: I'm scared of where my life is going.
  • Libra: I need help.
  • Capricorn: All I want is one genuine friend.
  • Aquarius: I love you.
  • Pisces: I can't swim. Stop pushing me into the pool.

Virgo Sun & Taurus Moon Confession, submitted by a follower

I sometimes run out of words to express my feelings. I try to cover it up with metaphors but nothing seems to translate properly what I think and feel. Maybe I think too much, maybe I talk too much, maybe I should start writing much more. Also I am very stubborn when it comes to what I want. When I find myself pursuing a potential love interest, I will most likely try to win them over somehow, going as far as to giving too much of myself. However, I get extremely conflicted when I realize they are not worth my time and effort. My stubbornness still wants me to keep going but the logical part of me is telling me to stop and walk away. [info on sun and moon signs]

Short Confessions for the Signs (from an Aries)

Aries: Y’all are so radiant I hope i have the same energy as you

Taurus: I always thought you were too cool for me but you’re actually really lame and that made me love you even more

Gemini: Your guilt tripping is getting old lmao

Cancer: Please just let go of whatever grudge you’re holding 

Leo: I appreciate you so much more than you realize

Virgo: You’ve made mistakes too, stop being so judgmental 

Libra: Your support means so much to me

Scorpio: You’re oblivious to it but you’re so good looking

Sagittarius: You’re the most lovable asshole I’ve ever met

Capricorn: I’m glad you came into my life

Aquarius: You’re cold but your smile makes me melt

Pisces: Your mood swings aren’t anyones fault, stop taking them out on other people