confessions of a captain swan shipper

Lolz at this anti SQ post (one of the weakest arguments I’ve ever seen)

I don’t know how Swanqueen shippers can see any possibility that it could become real. I see no evidence whatsoever. Yet they still try to deny that captain swan is real. Their story from season 2, confessions of love, promises of a future together, dying for each other, going to hell for each other and the passed true love test apparently isn’t enough.

-> Ok first of all, we know CS is real. They are a couple, they kiss, we have eyes… but in our opinion they are not true love. Actually, there is more evidence of CS being the anti true love i.e. failed TLKs (one making Emma’s curse even worse in Camelot AND one taking away her magic in season 3).

-> Swan Queen’s story began from season 1 before Captain Swan ever existed.

“Confessions of love”

-> You mean like how Emma loved Neal and Neal her?

“promises of a future together” 

-> Like how Neal and Emma planned their future aka “Tallahassee”?

“dying for each other“ 

-> Hook brought his death on himself by bringing in the Dark Ones to Storybrook when he could’ve easily avoided that mess. Solving a problem that Hook caused in the first place does NOT make him a martyr.  On the other hand, Neal actually died for Emma so what about that? Or Emma sacrificing herself for Regina?

“going to hell for each other“ 

-> You mean like how Regina went to hell for Emma? :D

“passed true love test“

-> EMMA passed the freakin test not CS. Hook’s heart wasn’t tested AND Emma is literally a product of true love so of course her heart passed the test. And if a “true love shove” is a “proof” of true love then SQ already beat them in 2x01 when Emma saved Regina from the wraith.

Seriously everything this person says is NOT unique to CS. So what was the point of that post anyway?

“I see no evidence whatsoever.“

-> Clearly they don’t know the meaning of subtext:

AND let’s not forget a CSer used a gif of Emma looking at Regina as a reaction gif to “Emma seeing Killian in new clothes.”

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Lastly, if there is “no evidence” then how come some CSers are threatened by SQ despite all the ILY’s and kisses? :P

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Still think there’s no evidence of SQ? ;)

EDIT: To the anon who started crying to me for mocking CSers… well in my mind I was mocking the thought process / argument and not necessarily the shippers. Sorry if I sound like a petty person but kindly use Tumblr savior to blacklist “anti cs” and “fandom fuckery” if this is not the kind of content you want to see. :D Another option is to BLOCK me. It’s that simple!

  • *begs boyfriend to watch 'Queen of Hearts' with me*
  • *squeals, giggles, throws things at the computer during the 43 min episode*
  • *boyfriend looks out of corner of eye*
  • Me: DID YOU SEE DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE SEXUAL TENSION AND THE GRAVITY OF THIS SITUATION IN MY FANDOM
  • Me: SHE'S HIS MAGICAL BEAN. SHE'S HIS NEVERLAND.
  • Me: THE WAY HE SAID 'ACTUALLY NO'. EVERYTHING UP IN THE BEANSTAK WAS REAL.
  • Boyfriend:
  • Me:
  • Boyfriend:
  • Me:
  • Boyfriend: So they're gonna bang, right?
  • Me: TOTALLY
  • Boyfriend: If they don't, you'll probably die
  • Me: PRETTY MUCH
  • Boyfriend: Okay
  • *boyfriend comes to visit*
  • Boyfriend: Oh, I forgot to ask - how are you coping with no Once Upon a Time this week?
  • Me:
  • Boyfriend:
  • Me:
  • Boyfriend: Why are you looking at me that way? I thought I should check up on you, I know you're obsessed with it. And Hook and Emma banging and having babies.
  • Boyfriend: Wait, did I make a big mistake bringing this up?
  • Boyfriend: Did I?
  • Boyfriend:
  • Me:
  • Boyfriend:
  • Me: *pterodactyl sound*
  • *proceeds to cry on his lap*
  • *then cheers up telling him about CSSS and watching Colin's hot ass on Storage 24 via tinychat*
  • Boyfriend: Oh well that doesn't sound so bad does it? How long til it comes back then*
  • Me: *DYING WHALE SOUND*

All I can say is…

FUCKIN’ TRICIA.

Not in ‘Fucking Neal’ way. In an I-can’t-believe-you-did-this-to-me-how-am-I-supposed-to-go-on-with-my-life-after-this-chapter-no-please-tell-me-I-have-fallen-and-can’t-get-up way.

Michael Scott is the only one able to express my feelings right now. 

(The 'I’ll kill you’ one is just, you know, so you don’t feel tempted to make a tragedy out of SSTTR. No pressure, hon.)

“My OTP is Milah and Killian. Milah never actually met Captain Hook, she loved the man before the villain. And I don’t believe Killian is over Milah. She was the love of his life and I, as a huge Killian fan, find extremely offensive that they’ve thrown Milah away and out of the picture (and so out of the blue) just to make Captain Swan happen. They actually killed Milah’s son so Killian could be with Emma. Nope, nope. It’s all so wrong! Killian & Milah FOREVER! (I’m their only shipper, I guess)”

“I’m a HUGE Captain Swan shipper but TBH, I’ve never EVER thought anything will happen between them. I shipped them ever since I first saw them exchange 2 words just as I’ve done with other ships, but I never thought it is going to be real. Even when Emma kissed Hook in Neverland, the fact that she said "that’s only a one time thing”, I just assumed that it was the producers way of saying “it’s not happening!”, but after the last 2 episode and the way Emma smiled at him and kisses him… WOW!“