CASHIER: Calm down, lady! You just get out of prison?
BLANCHE: Girls, what do you think?
DOROTHY: Well, it’s not a bad idea, but I’m a little embarrassed!
ROSE: Me too!
BLANCHE: Embarrassed? There’s no reason to be embarrassed. These are discreet professionals. This is a private matter. Whatever we buy is nobody’s business but our own. (places package of condoms on counter) I’d like a package of these please.
DOROTHY: (places package of condoms on counter) And, um, I’d like these.
ROSE: (places package of condoms on counter) And I’ll take these.
BLANCHE: Now that wasn’t so bad, was it?
CASHIER: (via loudspeaker) Joe, I need a price check on some condoms. These three ladies here want a couple of boxes of the King George prophylactics.
JOE: (via loudspeaker) Lambskins or the ultra-sensitive?
CASHIER: Two of them have the lambskins and the blonde has the ultra-sensitive. In black.