condom facts

  • Except for your specialist, none of your doctors will know exactly what to expect. Unless you’re EXTREMELY lucky and go to a doctor with multiple trans patients, you’re going to be the one teaching them about the changes transitioning causes. Keep this in mind.
  • One of the first, if not THE first thing to change will be your clit, which will grow larger, and become a LOT more sensitive.
  • Of course, because T is the hormone that makes both males AND females horny, your libido will increase. I went from not wanting sex at all/being completely unphased by porn to actually being able to get horny from porn, and gaining a healthy libido.
  • Because your hormones levels are different, your vaginal chemistry will be different. This can mean a number of things: you can dry up, you can get yeast infections more often, OR, if you’re me, you can start having more frequent and more liquidy discharge. Be prepared for anything.
  • On the note of washing, your hair will get a LOT greasier, as will the rest of you. Your frequent washing won’t JUST be for your junk.
  • If you were lucky to not get acne (or get fairly mild acne) as a teenager, you WILL get more acne once on T. Especially on your back.
  • Your voice will deepen, yes, and guess what? This means you’ll have trouble hearing yourself over loud music. You’re being JUST as loud as you were before, your voice is just mixing in with the bass.
  • Your fat is going to move. If you have perky breasts, they’ll get saggy, and if you have large breasts, they’ll get floppy. That fat will move to your STOMACH, and your BUTT. But hey, goodbye cellulite!
  • EVEN IF YOUR PERIOD HAS STOPPED, YOU CAN STILL OVULATE. Yes, there is less risk of pregnancy because the T makes your womb less hospitable, but YOU CAN STILL GET PREGNANT IF YOU DON’T USE PROTECTION. You can’t take hormonal birth control either. You’re going to want to get your tubes tied/ovaries removed/a copper IUD put in ASAP, or just accept the fact that condoms BREAK and that’s a risk you’re willing to take.
  • (And yes, you CAN get pregnant if he pulls out. Or if he just cums on your labia. Or if he cums in your butt and it drips down onto your labia. AND NO, DOUCHING ISN’T GOING TO WASH THE SPERM OUT, IT’LL HELP THEM GET THERE. This is basic sex-ed.)
  • And ONE OF THE WORST THINGS THAT CAN HAPPEN: Because your female sex organs have literally shut down, they can ATROPHY. Meaning THEY CAN LITERALLY DIE AND ROT INSIDE OF YOU. If you intend on keeping your female reproductive organs (not vagina) in-tact, REGULAR GYNO APPOINTMENTS ARE A MUST! Your Gyno will be able to warn you if something IS going seriously wrong, so please please PLEASE don’t avoid going just because of your dysphoria. Being embarrassed and upset is better than being DEAD.

Please please PLEASE do your research, and TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF! There are a lot of risks and changes that aren’t actively talked about, but they are HUGE ones! YOU OWE IT TO YOURSELF TO LEARN AS MUCH AS YOU CAN BEFORE YOU TRANSITION, and I learned as much as *I* could before I did, but I was still taken by surprise!


One: Buy condoms. Buy them and keep them with you at all times, and use them before you are asked to use them. And use them every time. The peace of mind you allow your partner will free her to be vulnerable with you, and that, my son, is exactly what sex is about. Condoms are sexy. In fact, call buying condoms foreplay.
(Footnote: If you are too embarrassed to buy condoms, you are not ready to have sex.)

Two: Kissing is not merely foreplay. Spend entire evenings making out on the couch while fully clothed. Believe me, dry-humping rocks.

Three: Sex is not just about friction. It’s about emotion. Stop trying to find her clitoris and find her heart. Because then she’ll help you find her clitoris.

Four: If you really wanna know how to please a woman, ask her how she masturbates. Then do that. A lot. If she claims she doesn’t masturbate, offer to take her shopping for a vibrator so you can both learn the vocabulary of her body together.

Five: Don’t put anything in her butthole you wouldn’t want in your own.
(Footnote: Try a pinky finger, it’s kinda awesome.)

Six: When you go down on her—and you will go down on her, and if you are my son, you will be amazing at it—tell her how good she tastes. Stop in the middle and kiss her deeply so she knows how good she tastes. Do the same when she goes down on you.

Seven: A simple Google search will yield 1,327 euphemisms for male masturbation, yet only 23 for female masturbation. If guys spent less time jacking off and more time jilling off, this world would be a happier place.

Eight: Everything you need to know about the importance of the clitoris is in the movie Star Wars. You are Luke Skywalker piloting your penis-shaped X-Wing Fighter deep inside her trench. Remember: seventy percent of all Death Stars cannot be blown up through penetration of the trench alone. It must be through focused contact with that little exhaust port at the top of the trench. Otherwise, any explosions you experience will be merely Hollywood special effects.

Nine: Just because you come doesn’t mean she has, so don’t you dare come before her. Focus completely on your partner. Don’t worry about gettin’ yours, you’re a guy. You always get yours. Your job is to make sure she’s gettin’ hers.

Ten: If sex with your partner lasts no longer than this poem, you are not making love. You are masturbating with her body instead of your hand. Shame on you. Go back to step one. You’ve got a lot of learning to do.
Love, Dad.

—  Big Poppa E., “How To Make Love” 

Characters: AJ Styles x OFC

Warnings: NSFW, cheating, adultery, influence of alcohol, age gap. If you don’t like this sort of thing don’t read.

Summary: The recent events in AJ’s life have been causing a great amount of stress and he feels like he has nobody to turn to. He also finds something inappropriate that the babysitter left behind and fed up with everything, has to have a little talk with her.

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Victorian Condoms!

This book I’m reading about Victorian society has some of the most interesting stuff.

So, apparently London had two condom shops.

And, so, they sold condoms made out of sheep guts. 

This is my favorite part: they came with a ribbon; the ribbon was to be tied around the base to fasten it securely. 

Oh, and these condoms were reusable. When the act was over, they could be washed out and hung up to dry like a sock.

anonymous asked:

So I hear 🐙 commits sin for newsies?? ;;;)))) You should totally hit me w/ some quality Crutchie content,,,


- Bc of his not so stellar health, Crutchie always has to be on the bottom

- But don’t be fooled, this boy can still dom the shit out of you

- Goes fucking insane when you ride him, like seriously he rams you down onto him and all you’re able to do is just sit there and scream your head off

- high key into face fucking

- Call him stud or sexy and he’s the happiest boy alive.

- He worries he can’t please you the best bc he can’t he on top so if you let him know how good he’s making you feel, he’s so happy

- Once he came back from a crap day and was thinking how this day couldn’t be salvaged

- Boy was he wrong

- You were laying in bed, in just your Chemise, which Crutchie had seen you in like 12 zillion times so no biggie

- But it was a new chemise (thank Kathrine for getting it for you), and was like super lacy and pretty

- and it was pushed up around your chest

- Poor crutchie nearly fell over he was so shocked

- A good shocked tho

- you crooked your finger in the ‘come here’ gesture

- You’d never seen Crutchie move so fast

- Good thing you guys had those condoms Jack got you as a joke (interesting fact: condoms were first invented in 1839 and several companies were mass producing them by the late 1850s)

- turned into one of the best days of Crutchie’s life

- you two will cuddle and tell each other about how much you leave each other afterwards

- Crutchie will subtly smack your ass sometimes cause dam god bless that thing

- Crutchie just loves you more than anything and having sex with you is 1200000000000000/10 for him

- 🐙

There were two types of condoms available in the early 20th century: one made from animal intestines and the other from molded natural latex. Harriet and Cleary manufacture the former, but both were illegal. The punishment for using a contraceptive involved heavy fines and, sometimes, incarceration with hard labor. The law banning contraception wasn’t overturned until 1918.

Walker Street (Part 3)

Masterlist to WAU & Pervious Part: Masterlist  Part 2

Pairings: Aj X Dean X Baron X Seth X Reader 

Summary: You reunite with Seth and it doesn’t go the way he was hoping they would. Then going on a run with the team, you save someones ass and things that needed to be said are finally let out.

Warnings: Swearing, NSFWish

Word Count: 4000+ (It’s a biggin’)

Tags: @panda-girl1999 & @lost-in-the-stories

Originally posted by thearchitectwwe

You made your way into Tyler’s apartment, your hands clenched at your side. Fandango looked up and quickly stood. “Hey…” You forced a smile on your face.

“Where are they?” Fandango nodded his head towards the balcony and that’s where you saw two shapes. You stood there and Fandango watched you. “Listen, I don’t know what happened with these guys, but if you don’t want to talk with them, I’ll tell them to leave. You don’t have to do anything you don’t want to.”

You shook your head. “No, it’s okay. I-I have to do this.” You gave him a sad smile before walking over to the balcony door. Standing there you closed your eyes and took a deep breath, before pulling the door open.

They both turned around. It seemed like a lifetime ago when you last saw their faces. Dean was the first to move, darting across and wrapping you in his arms. You froze, your body going stiff in his embrace. Then slowly you brought your arms around him, burying your face into his shoulder.

When you pulled away, you looked up into his eyes. You could see a smile underneath his overgrown beard. “I think you need a shave, man.” Dean laughed, cupping your face.

He leaned down and kissed your forehead. You placed your hands on his chest.  “Hi,” Dean said, smiling. “Hi.” You smiled in return.

When he pulled away and stepped to the side, you were looking right at Seth. Seth bit the inside of his lip, before stepping forward.

You took a step back. Seth frowned, seeing your face he realized it wouldn’t be easy getting anything out of you.

“What are you guys doing here? Or better yet how did you find me?” Dean raised his hand. “I tracked yours and Aj’s trails. Even through a town, it wasn’t very hard to see where you guys were. As for the city…We just went to the building with lights on. Wasn’t hard.” 

You squinted your eyes at him. You told Aj you should’ve been more careful and covered tracks. “What we’re doing here is…for you. You left and I-we were worried about you.” Seth said, stuffing his hands in his pockets.

You scoffed. “Dean, I believe was worried. You, I don’t. The only thing you worry about is yourself and about your own feelings. And you only care about yourself. You don’t give a damn about me.” 

He shook his head. “Don’t say that…You know I worry about you. I worried about you this whole fucking trip.” 

He threw his arms in the air. “I care about you. I fucking love you! And I spent over four months chasing after you. You think I would do that if I didn’t worry about you if I didn’t care about you, love you!?”

“You sure have a funny way of showing your love, care, and worry, Seth.”

You knew it was most likely a mistake letting Seth take the extra bedroom in your apartment. Aj certainly didn’t like it, but he for once wasn’t going to argue over it. Dean didn’t want his own place so he happily took the couch in your apartment and joked about snuggling up next to you in your bed.

You were looking for a shirt for Seth. Dean had already showered and was laying on the couch, eating a can of beans. 

Once you found one you walked into his room and tossed it on his bed. You were about to leave when you saw his backpack had toppled over and the contents had spilled all over the floor.

With a sigh, you crouched down and began putting the things back into his bag when you picked up a small folded piece of paper. You looked over to the door and when you didn’t see him, you unfolded it. 

It was your note…the one you had left. You look at the note over and see an attention to it. Written in blue ink underneath, “I love you, Seth.” was, “I love you too.” 

You stared at the note for a long while before you slipped it back into the bag. You reached out and grabbed various things, piling them in your hands. One box had toppled over and fell from your hand.

You put Seth’s things neatly in the bag whatever way they would go. When you reached out and grabbed the last two things, you nearly laughed a one. 

You opened the box just to make sure it was true. That it was in fact condoms. Yep. There they were, all neatly folded up. You shook your head and chuckled. Suppose you should be prepared for anything…Right?

“What are you doing?” You jumped and looked over your shoulder. There Seth stood, a towel hanging from his hips, hair dripping wet, his beard back to its normal length. “Your bag must have fallen off the bed and all your stuff fell out of it. I was picking it up for you.”

You tossed the last two things in the bag and quickly zipped it up. You stood and dusted your hands off on your jeans. 

“Right…Well, see you around.” You made a move to go around him, but with a gentle grip, he stopped you. “Can I talk to you for a moment?” You bit the inside of your cheek, staring at him. You suppose you weren’t the nicest to him early, not that you should care. He’s a fucking prick.

 He’s lucky Dean’s with him, you would’ve had Tyler kick his ass out. “Sure, what’s up?” Seth stepped further into the room and you turned around to face him.

What happened next shocked you. Seth pulled you back towards him, his wet chest pressed against you as his lips found yours in a burning kiss. 

It took you a long moment to realize what was going on, but once you did, you kissed him right back, your arms wrapped around his neck, pulling him tighter against you. It was as if your mind fogged over.

“Don’t ever say that I don’t worry about you.” He cupped your face. “Ever…I love you so fucking much.” There the fogged cleared. 

You pulled yourself from his grasp. “Don’t, Seth. Don’t say things you don’t mean!” He reached out and grabbed you again. “I mean it…I didn’t mean it and I’m sorry for making you think and feel that way.”

You jerked away from him. “I…Just don’t…touch me.”

 You backed out of the room, before spinning around and quickly making your way into the living room. Dean looked up and smiled at you.

 “Were you and Seth getting it-” You snatched your jacket off the coat rack and slammed the door shut behind you as you left the apartment.

You sat on the roof, your legs dangling over the edge. Your hands gripped the edge, knuckles turning white. You closed your eyes and ran a hand through your hair. You shouldn’t have let it get that far. You shouldn’t have even done that. “I’m an idiot.” You whispered, looking out into the night. 

“No, you aren’t…” 

You look over your shoulder, Dean stood there, hands in his sweatpants pockets. He walked over and sat next to you. 

“Listen, I don’t know what happened in there. All I know is that your clothes are wet, Seth got out of the shower and you looked pretty upset when you left just now. Whatever happened in there is between you and him, you don’t have to tell me. I just want you to know I’m here for you. Whatever you need. You want me lay him out, I will. You want me to sit here and hug you, I will. Whatever you need.”

You gave him a small smile. “Thanks, Dean.” You laid your head down on his shoulder and his arm wrapped around your shoulders, pulling you further into him. You let out a long breath. 

“I missed you.” You said. Dean rubbed his hand up and down your arm. “I missed you too. Why do you think I came to find you…You’re my favorite person.” 

You laughed. “Roman wanted me to tell you that he loves and misses you.” You looked up at him. “ He told me before I left.” “You remembered that?” Dean nodded his head. “Well yeah. Isn’t much to do but  the  and walk.”

“Isn’t that the truth.” Dean hummed in agreement. “If it wasn’t so dark I would say there’s a nice view, but you really can’t tell.” 

You laughed and shook your head. “Dean, I love you… Like in a sibling way. Not in a romantic way…Did I ruin the moment?” Dean barked with laughter. “You didn’t ruin the moment. I love you in a sibling way too.”

You smiled and snuggled further into him, he rested his cheek against the top of your head. “Do you think there will ever be a normal life in this? Like I’m not talking about kids and a wedding, but like…safety and maybe someone to love and hold on to?” Dean remained quiet for a moment as he thought. 

“Well, if you try hard enough and believe in what you got, then all of its doable…You can’t let one thing, one mistake, forever stop you from having something good in your life.”

You shimmy down an alleyway, Aj right behind you, Dean behind him and Baron behind Dean. You held a baseball bat close, tightly in your hands. 

The groans coming from behind are causing your breath to quicken. You close your eyes tightly and take a deep breath. ‘It’s going to be okay. You are going to get out of this alive…’ You thought.

Quickly you moved towards the mouth of the ally. Peaking around the corner, you watched the horror unfold before your eyes. The bat dropped from your hands, clattering to the ground.

“Seth” You whispered. The Walkers heads turned towards the sound. Aj grabbed ahold of the back of your jacket, knowing what you’ll do.

“Let go of me!” You yelled, trying to push him off. “Y/n! Stop! We have to go!”Aj yelled as Dean shot a few of the Walkers that got too close for comfort. 

“No! We can’t…Leave him!” “We have to! They’ll eat you alive!” You shoved him, causing him to stumble back and untimely let you go. You took off running towards Seth. 

You pulled your gun from your holster, shooting the Walkers that moved towards you.

You walked down the front steps with Seth, Dean, Aj, and Baron. “We’re only going to the building down the street. Tyler doesn’t want us going too far today.” Everyone nodded in understanding.

The group made it into the building without a problem. “Okay. We’ll spilt up. Y/n you want to come with me?” Baron asked. You nodded your head, stepping by him.

“I’ll keep watch, let you know if there is a herd coming,” Seth said. Baron nodded. “Dean, Aj, you guys take the third floor. Y/n and I will take the second.”

Baron kicked open a door to an apartment. With your guns held up, you searched the place and found a few walkers in the bedrooms. Nothing you couldn’t take care of.

You looked through the cupboards, taking any can goods you find. “Look what I found!” Looking up, you smiled. “Beef jerky! Nice!”

You managed to search most of the apartments before Seth came sprinting up the stairs. “There is a herd coming up 7th street.”

“Fuck!” You hissed. “I’ll tell Dean and Aj.” They both nodded their heads. “Meet us on the first floor by the emergency exit!” Baron called.

 Quickly you ran up the stairs, your boots making an echo on the stairwell. The door at the top opens. Aj stood there, worry on his face. “There is a herd coming up 7th street! We gotta go!” “Fuck! Okay! We’re coming!”

You ran down the stairs, Dean and Aj right behind you. You met up with Baron and Seth at the emergency exit like you were told. “Why can’t we just wait them out?” Seth asked suddenly.

Baron opened the door a crack and peeked out. “Because the doors on our building aren’t locked shut. If even one Walker accidentally hits the doors and it opens….All of them are going to go in and no one in there is going to be safe.”

Aj looked over at you checking to see if you were okay, he stepped closer to you and wrapped an arm around your shoulders. “It’s going to be okay, alright?” You forced a smile and nodded your head. “I know.”

“Someone needs to go out the front door and draw attention to them, just enough to get them at the front of the building…” Seth looked at Baron. “I’ll go.”

You shoved a walker away from you as you neared where Seth was. He looked up where you screamed his name. 

Anger flashed across his face, but then shock replaced it when you shot a walker behind him. He spun around and stared at the oncoming walkers.

“Seth! Let’s go! Come on!” Seth started at the walkers before backing up and spinning around. You both ran as fast you could, only to stop short when you saw the ally was filled with Walkers.

They must have gotten out of there, right? Seth pulled you alongside him, running further into the street.

Now down in a clear alleyway, Seth looked around in a panic. “Wha…What are we going to do!?” You could hear the groans getting louder.

You look up and see a fire escape. Thank you whatever god up there is watching.“There!” You said, pointing. 

Quickly you both began shoving a dumpster under the fire escape. Seth hopped onto it and helped you up. He then claimed up to the ladder, you quickly followed.

Seth elbowed a window, breaking the glass. He climbed in carefully, trying not to get cut. Once he was in he helped you through. You jerked your arm from his grasp once inside and separated yourself from him.

You both looked around the apartment, checking to make sure there wasn’t a single walker. You looked out a bedroom window, the night was falling already and the herd wasn’t going anywhere. 

“We should probably stay the night,” Seth said, coming up behind you. You nodded your head. “Yeah, you’re right.”

You took a seat on the couch and Seth sat beside you. You probed your feet onto the coffee table and looked around. 

“I’m sorry…I really am.” 

You look to Seth. “For what part? The whole making me love you and then leaving me part? Or the getting jealous when I was with Randy part? Or the now part?” Making me leave Aj to save your dumb ass because you couldn’t even handle making sure your stupid fucking idiocy ass didn’t get trapped?!”

You stood up, running a hand through your hair. 

“For all of it. I’m sorry for everything I did, I said, I made you feel. I love you. More than anything, I love you and I should’ve said something. I shouldn’t have left you. I shouldn’t have made you feel anything that I did and for that, I’m so very sorry…I hope that you can find it in your heart to forgive me. I’m not asking you for a second chance, I’m asking you for forgiveness.”

“You really want me to forgive you? I don’t even want to see you, let along forgive you. You…You fucking broke my heart you stupid son of a bitch!” Your voice had risen well past the limit it should’ve gone. “Don’t shout! They’ll get rowdy!” Seth said. 

“Don’t fucking tell me not to shout! If I want to scream from the fucking rooftops I will! So fuck you and your fucking face!” You spun on your heel and walked down the hallway, slamming a bedroom door shut behind you

You were sitting on the bed, legs stretched out in front of you, your back firmly pressed against the headboard. You scowled when the door opened and Seth stepped in. “Can I talk to you now? Explain some things?” You turned away from him. “Go fuck yourself. There isn’t any more to say.”

“I broke up with Summer before I left.”

You look back at him, the shock was written on your face. “Why?” Seth sat on the edge of the bed, looking at you.

“Because I love you…How many times to I need to say it? I spent months chasing after you. So many sleepless nights worrying about you. I never worried about anyone but myself. Before all this and even after it, I only worried about me. I met Dean and Roman, I started to worry a little bit about them…”

“But then, you came into the picture. You wormed your way into my life and my heart so quickly. Before I knew it, my entire life revolved around you. My thoughts revolved around whether or not you were safe, what you were doing if you were going to come back to me…I never worried about a person so much in my life…”

“I was scared, that’s why I left you. I was scared of these feelings, that suddenly someone held my life and my thoughts in their hands. That you could’ve at any moment crushed them and walked away with no remorse. I’m that person. I do that. No one does to me.” You started at him, tears in your eyes.

“I’m sorry, okay. I’m sorry…I’m a piece of shit for making you feel anything else but love. I shouldn’t have ever left you and I did. I’m sorry for that. If you don’t want to forgive me, then don’t. I can’t make you forgive me or love me…I-I don’t know…what else to say.”

You moved so you sat beside Seth, you rested your elbows on your knees and looked at your boots. Seth stared ahead, hands resting against his legs. 

You mind fell back to Dean’s words. “You can’t let one thing, one mistake, forever stop you from having something good in your life.” It felt like forever to Seth before you did anything. He thought he’d never be able to gain your love again, that was until you took his hand.

He looked at you, his eyes trying to catch your gaze. 

“You’re an asshole. I want you to know that I still think you’re an asshole even after what I’m about to do.”

 He titled his head. You reached up and grabbed the back of his neck, pulling him in for a kiss. Seth took no time in kissing back.

The kiss was desperate, needy. Your arms wrapped around his neck, and his wrapped around your body, pulling your further into him. 

Seth deepened the kiss, while you unzipped his coat and began working on the buttons on his shirt. Seth pulled away and chuckled as you got frustrated they the buttons were coming undone fast enough. 

Seth grab either side of the shirt pulled it open, the buttons flying everywhere. “That’s one way of doing it.” You said, breathlessly. He smirked and tossed the shirt to the floor before pulling you in for another kiss.

Seth was harshly pulling the jacket from your shoulders as you ran your hands up and down his chest. Once the jacket was off he grabbed the helm of your shirt and pulled it over your head. 

He went right to kissed your neck and moving down your chest. Seth pushed you so you were laying down on the bed and began kissing your stomach, paying extra attention to the large scar on your ribs.

You fumbled with your belt, unbuckling it and pulling it from around your waist, tossing it to the floor, the weapons clattering to the ground. Seth moved back up to your face and kissed it all over. 

You pushed him down on the bed and straddled his hips. You now began working on his belt. He lifted his hips just enough so you could shimmy it out and toss it to the floor, again it clattered. Seth unbuttoned and unzipped your pants as you did his.

Seth flipped you so you pressed against mattress and he was between your legs. He quickly kissed your lips. “I’ll be back.” You knitted your eyebrows together. “Where are you going?” Seth quickly left the room as you looked at the door breathing heavily.

When Seth came back into the room, you shed yourself of your jeans and undergarments. You were laying underneath the covers with a smile. 

“Took you long enough.” Seth quickly kicked his jeans off and you marveled at his body. He smirked as your eyes landed on the tent in his boxers. “What are you waiting for?”

“Dramatic effect.” You rolled your eyes and sat up in the bed, the sheet felt down, exposing your upper half. Seth stared. 

“Come on…I’m sick of waiting.” Seth moved across the room and captured your lips in a kiss, his hand grabbing your chest. You moan. You push his boxers off his hips, he steps out of them and climbs on top of you. 

“You get a condom from your bag?” You teased. He titled his head, you rolled your eyes. “Don’t ask questions now…” You kissed him again and his hand went lower on your body. You arched into his touch. “Fuck, Seth!”

You laid beside Seth, your hand resting on his. “How the hell did you know about the condoms?” You rolled your head to the side and looked at him. “I saw them when your bag fell over.” 

Seth squinted his eyes at you. “Where did you even get them?” Seth’s face reddened. “The pharmacy.” You raised an eyebrow. “You mean like in the being…When I was with you?”

 He nodded his head. “We risked our lives for a box of condoms?” “They came in handy didn’t they?!” You started laughing. “A box of condoms I’ve died over. Were you planning to fuck me at some point?”

Seth groaned. “Jesus…It was precaution! Three guys and a woman! I didn’t know what was going to happen! It’s better to be prepared!” 

You smiled at him, laughing quietly. “What is it a crime to be prepared!?” You leaned forward and gave him a gentle kiss. 

Seth rolled onto his side, his arm coming to rest on top of you. You turned your face into his chest, kissing there. He hummed, eyes falling shut.

He lazily ran his fingers up and down your back as you tossed your leg over his. You let your eyes fall shut as you snuggled deeper into him. “Night, Seth.” He hummed again. “Night…”

You and Seth got dress when the sun was beginning to rise. You pulled your jeans over your hips, shifting in discomfort.

 “Jesus Christ, Seth!” He looks over at you as he buckled his belt. “What?” You pulled your shirt on and shifted your legs again. He smirked.

“Ohhh! I see…” You glared at him. “Someone is a little…sore? Or is it the burn between your thighs?”

“Go fuck yourself.” He laughed, coming up behind you. He slipped his hand down the front of your pants, brushing against your sore skin. 

“Hmm…That isn’t half as bad as I could’ve made it..” You gripped his arm. “Want me to remedy that?”

“Seth.” Your tone was warning him. “What? I’m just trying to help…” You closed your eyes when you felt his hand move close. “We have to get back to the team…” 

“Who said we can’t have a little fun first. They aren’t going anywhere…Are they?” You moaned loudly, leaning back into him.  

Seth shut the apartment door behind him. “We should check some of these apartments. See if anything good is in them.” You glared at him as he walked pass you. 

“I’m never letting you touch me again. Ever!” You said, shifting your jeans again. Seth laughed, looking at you from over his shoulder. 

“You weren’t saying that last night…in fact, I think I recall you saying, ‘Oh Seth! Oh right there! Fuuuucckkk! You’re so good! Oh, Seth, You’re the best I’ve ever had!’” You slapped his shoulder. 

“Shut the fuck up! I never said you were the best!” He laughed and dodge your next hit.

“I don’t know! Sounded that way to me!” “Well, you’re hearing things!”

You opened a door to an apartment and held your gun up, Seth came in behind you, gun held downward. 

The floor underneath your boots creaked with every step.  You looked over at Seth and nodded your head towards the hallway.

You lead the way down until you came to a small bedroom on the right. It was a child’s room and there quiet thudding was coming from the closet. 

You looked up to Seth who was staring with a heartbreaking gaze at the door. “You don’t think it’s a kid, do you?” Seth whispered. You looked at him. “I hope not…”

You clenched your jaw and stepped further into the room, but the floor creaked under your boot again. The thudding stopped. You stopped moving and listened.

You looked back at Seth who was looking at you with curious eyes. You both moved further into the room and stood in front of the closet. Seth held up three fingers and nodded towards the closet.

Seth laid his hand on the door handle and mouthed, “One. Two. Three.” Seth yanked open the door. You pointed your gun in the closet but before you could do anything, a gun shot ran out.

Hate || Joe

Joe masterpost found here

Word count - 1,378

Summary - The one where lust wins out.



Your friend, Caspar, decided to have a house party. You never turned down a good party, so you were eager to go. You knew all of your friends would be there, so it was bound to be a good time. You also knew Joe would be there, and you still weren’t quite sure if that was a good thing or not.

You and Joe were the definition of a love-hate relationship. When you weren’t screaming at each other, you were blatantly flirting. He made you so sexually frustrated that you often went home after nights out with him and the others and had to take care of yourself. You always fought over stupid things and your arguing became so frequent that seeing him mad became a turn on. Not knowing what he was thinking made being around him miserable, but hell, you didn’t really know what you were thinking either.

You arrived to Caspar’s flat wearing a short black dress with a plunge v neckline and a mesh insert. You were feeling especially sexy and in the mood to party until you couldn’t party anymore.

Caspar’s flat was already flooded with people when you arrived. Not only were the buttercream boys there, but so was practically everyone he knew in London who was up for a party. There were YouTubers as well as people you had never seen before. There was music, alcohol, and dimmed lights in every room. It was exactly what you had come for.

After greeting Caspar, you headed over to the drinks to pour yourself something. Naturally, as you grabbed a cup, you ran into Joe. He was slightly intoxicated already and he was staring at you with dark eyes. “Caspar didn’t say he invited you,” he said angrily, pouring himself a drink.

“Yeah well, what a grand fucking surprise for you,” you muttered, snatching the alcohol from him and pouring it into your cup. One second with him and you were already frustrated. How did he manage to look hot in black skinny jeans and a white t shirt? How did he manage to turn you on while also making you want to rip your hair out?

“Take a picture, it lasts longer,” Joe almost spat at you, snapping you out of your trance.

You clenched your jaw, “You know what? Fuck you.”

You took your drink and walked over to a group of strangers who were dancing. There were a couple of hot guys in the mix, so you decided to use them to forget about Joe and enjoy yourself. You held your drink up in the air and danced along to the blaring music. A while later, you let out a cheer as a good dancing song came on. You quickly found yourself grinding up against a stranger, his hands gripped tightly to your hips. “You sure know how to get a guy hard,” the stranger muttered in your ear.

“One of my many talents,” you said back, turning around to place kisses to his neck. He quickly grabbed your chin and smashed his lips against yours. You pressed yourself close to him wrapping your arms around his neck.

Suddenly, you were being pulled away from the stranger and through the crowd of people. It didn’t take long for you to realize it was Joe who had snatched you away. Suddenly, the two of you were in Caspar’s guest bedroom. Joe pushed you into the room and locked the door behind him. “What the hell are you doing?” you asked him angrily.

“What the hell are you doing?” he almost growled back.

“I was enjoying the party and making some new friends,” you spat.

“New friends my ass,” Joe laughed darkly. “That guy was just gonna fuck you and leave you in the morning.”

“Maybe that’s what I wanted,” you said, your hands on your hips. “You do not get to control me. I-”

You didn’t get to finish your sentence because Joe took one step towards you and pressed his lips against yours. There was no time to be slow or romantic in the kiss. It was full of lust and force, and you hardly minded at all. Joe was hastily removing your dress. You heard it rip slightly, but you didn’t care. You threw the dress on the ground and went to remove Joe’s clothes. You pulled his trousers down to his ankles, revealing his boner pressing against his boxers. Grinning up at him, you got on your knees and pulled the boxers off of him. Joe, knowing you were going to tease him, grabbed the back of your head and forced his dick into your mouth instead. You gagged slightly, causing Joe to throw his head back and groan. “Fuck yeah, you like that don’t you?” he groaned to you, his hands gripping your hair. “You like sucking me off. I bet you’re so wet for me right now.”

Joe pulled you away from him before he could finish and pushed you over to the bed. Because of your dress, you already weren’t wearing a bra, so Joe only had to remove your underwear. He did so quickly, then let his fingers trace up your thighs. “You’re mine, you understand that?” he told you, letting his fingers barely touch your entrance.

“Joe,” you groaned out, bucking your hips up to meet his hand.

“No,” he said sternly, holding you down and continuing to stroke you teasingly. “Whose are you?”

“Fuck, I’m yours Joe,” you said, your running up your body to pinch your nipples. With no warning, Joe shoved his fingers into you. He started with one but quickly added another. You moaned out his name, your hands still on your chest.

“You think you can take three fingers, baby?” he said, almost laughing at the state you were in. You shook your head.

“It’s too much,” you managed to say.

“Oh, I bet you can handle it princess,” he said tauntingly. He slowly eased another finger into you and you groaned out at the fullness. He paused for a minute before slowly moving his fingers in and out of you again. “How does that feel?” You could only moan. “No, use your words,” he said, nearly pulling his fingers out of you.

“It feels so good,” you said quickly, almost begging him to continue. Joe laughed and you suddenly felt his lips against your clit. You nearly screamed at the state of pleasure you were in.

All too soon, Joe pulled away from you completely. You groaned and let your fingers trail down your body, moving to finish what he had left, but Joe quickly grabbed your hands and pinned them to the bed. “I’ve been waiting so long to fuck you, (Y/N),” he told you. “I’m not about to let you finish what I’ve been waiting for.” Joe managed to rummage in the drawer next to the bed and find a condom, smirking at the fact that Caspar probably left them everywhere.

After sliding the condom on, Joe slammed into you, causing you to scream out in ecstasy. “Tell me again,” Joe said in your ear. “Tell me again whose you are.”

“I’m yours, Joe,” you said, your nails digging into his back.

“Say my name again,” he groaned.

“Joe,” you moaned out.

His lips trailed down to your neck, sucking and biting in various places, leaving marks across your skin. You could feel yourself getting closer and closer to your high. “Joe I-”

“Cum for me baby,” he groaned in your ear. “I’m so close.” After a few more thrusts, you reached your high, moaning out Joe’s name as you did so. Joe continued to pound into you until he finished as well. He pulled out of you and collapsed on the bed beside you. He discarded the condom and then looked over at you. 

Your eyes were shut and you were still trying to catch your breath. Joe reached out and ran his fingers over your still hard nipples, causing your breath to hitch in your throat. You opened your eyes to look at Joe who was smirking at you. “I hate you,” you breathed out, a small smirk on your face as well.

He let out a short laugh, “I hate you more.”


So. @mellamew told me that she told y’all ( @tyranttortoise and @asksansallthethings [I think?? If I tagged the wrong person then uh… wow this is awkward] ) about this questionable condom find I made the other week. I can’t read Japanese, so I have no idea if these are, in fact, flavored condoms but we liked to believe they are. Honey specifically because what else am I supposed to deduce from the packaging? I can tell you that the brown bear is laughing all “uhoho” tho.

“Rilikuma needs honey” huh? I’m sure we all know someone else that needs a little… “honey”. ;3c

Arya and Gendry were looking at the closet full of their wedding gifts. Gendry let out a low whistle. Now those were a lot of condom boxes. In fact that was the only thing in the closet. The rest of the gifts were somewhere else. Arya was about to say something when she was interrupted by a text.

That pile should last you more than a year

 Arya and Gendry exchanged a look.

“Six months?” suggested Gendry

Arya snorted.

“Four months. Four months and half at most.” she grabbed one of the boxes and threw it at Gendry’s face. 

“We better start now.”

I live! + No Condom Herpes Sex

Hello to all,

Yes. It’s really me. 

First off, I’d like to apologize for my unannounced hiatus from Tumblr. 

For those of you who know, I recently (about 3 months ago) starting seeing a man that I was working with. It was my first time in over 6 months talking to somebody (in real life, not over the interwebs) who I had genuine feelings for & knew that disclosure would be necessary. It was my first time disclosing in person, and I was terrified. If you’re interested in the whole story, you can feel free to read my post about it here:

Now, here’s a little bit of wise words for those little herpeeps who, like me once upon a time, felt destined to a life of abstinence after diagnosis. I have been having sex with my S.O for almost 2 months now. I take two 400 mg tablets of Acyclovir daily for suppressive therapy & to reduce viral shedding, and I sometimes take 1,000 mg of lysine on top of that. Now, here’s the nitty gritty & an honest truth that I need no finger wagging about: while I do everything on my end to protect myself and my partner sexually (#1 way to do that is by COMMUNICATION), we both feel comfortable not using condoms. In fact, we’ve used a condom once, and that was the first time that we had sex. And want to know a cool little snippet? He doesn’t have herpes. I’m keeping my little herpes muggle 100% herpes free by knowing my body, understanding its signs & taking medication. 

While some of you may roll your eyes at my stupidity (did I not, and many of us, contract herpes in the first place by not using condoms?!) here is the reason that it is okay to have sex without a condom, herpes or no herpes: If you and your partner have an open and truthful conversation about each other’s status, what you’re comfortable with, hopes, dreams & aspirations in this world then you are 100% justified to make any decision in regards to your sexual health TOGETHER. If you have herpes & your partner is aware of this fact but only feels conformable engaging in sexual activity with a condom, then you use that condom! On the flipside, if you have herpes & your partner is aware of this fact and wants to NOT wear a condom, but you feel safer doing so– then wear that condom! Every sexual decision made in a relationship should be communicated from both ends, and when it comes down to it, I think that if a person in the relationship feels safer using some sort of barrier methods then that practice gives priority, because safety is more important than sensation.

To make a short story long, many people in this community are not only petrified to have sex after their diagnosis for fear of transmitting the virus, but the thought of having sex without a condom seems almost downright homicide. The reason I do not have anxiety about this choice that my S.O and I have made together is because we are both aware of each other’s status, & have enough information about each other and our thoughts to make decisions for ourselves. I would be completely fine using a condom each time if my S.O desired that, because I care about his safety (not only about not physically contracting HSV, but possible anxiety that it might have caused him worrying about catching it). So when it comes down to it, I do not feel bad about not using condoms because my partner is educated enough about my status to made decisions for himself. If it comes down to it & he does eventually contract HSV, while it would be tough for both of us to deal with, we made an open, honest decision and there is nobody at fault for that.

I love you all.