condesc

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How to make Scales 
(Homestuck: Peixes and Ampora family)

You need:
your skin prepared (fundation, cream, etc…)
Blush or eyeshadow of the color of the scales
2 brushes (not too small, I took those with a squared head)
Water based Bodypaint
FISHNET thights or Wig cap 
water spray

How to proceed:

Put on the blush with a brush. It has to be quite light beause if it’s too pronounced the scales won’t stand out enough.
Put your head into the fishnet tights or wig cap.
Spray your bodypaint and use the second brush to take the color and tap it on your skin. It doesn’t have to be perfect, it’ll look more natural if it’s shaded…
Wait a few seconds until the paint is dry and remove fast the fishnet tight or wig cap.
It’s done 38D
you can use hairspray to fix the make up :3
Have fun and brush your teeth ♥

I see so many people wanting John Egbert to be Crocker John. It’s a great and scary concept and all, but all I could think of was…

…no. 

She can’t have him.

No one can.

You see, he’s not like the other characters. No one can have John Egbert. That’s his role. Ever since the beginning of Homestuck

John has always been the steadfast most annoyingly difficult to control character, and even the almighty Condesce and Caliborn himself can’t control him. 

He is mastered by no demon, no elder god, no omnipotent doggies friendly or otherwise, and certainly no fish queen. John Egbert is, as of now, the one truly free character in all of Homestuck, held back only by his love for his friends and no weaker bonds.

6

Nouveau Ancestors

Well, these took approximately a million years.  But hey, they’re done now, and I learned a lot long the way.  Unfortunately, I also lost the original order I wanted to put them in after they were paired up..  Oh well, first and last are still the same.