concert security

50% OFF Starters pt 2
  • "If you continue your attempts at flirting, I will be forced to take DRASTIC measures."
  • "I like watching you from behind."
  • "Stunning deduction sherlock."
  • *demonic voice* "by the darkest sun that casts its menacing rays of the furthest madness, we sense your intentions, (name). the gibbering of mad cultists whisper wicked words to temporal winds, they inform us that you are not to be trusted. Usurper. Usurper."
  • "USURPER!"
  • "I've heard a lot about you and your extensive collection of tank tops, like I'm thinking about getting like 10 more."
  • "Calm down little dude."
  • "the fear of drowning is a primal one. it's a feeling of helplessness, of losing all control. struggling against an inevitable fate as your lungs fill with water..."
  • "I don't need a piece of paper to tell me how to swim or how to fuck Dean Winchester."
  • "You know I had a dream like this once, you surprisingly had more clothes on, though, at least at the start."
  • "ten bucks says he dies."
  • "I'm gonna go run my feelings off."
  • "Yeah it didn't work out... for them."
  • "I have to go scream confusing, end-of-the-world ramblings at people under the freeway."
  • "I feel like I should argue this, but the potential for implied sexual antics is far too appealing."
  • "do not be alarmed! I am about to be hilarious."
  • "Maybe you should stop dragging me to these rap battles then!"
  • "I WANT YOU TO SHARE THE THINGS IN MY LIFE THAT ARE IMPORTANT TO ME!"
  • "I was under the impression there would be implied sexual antics, time to take matters into my own hands!"
  • "This feels a little exploitative."
  • "I need a soda. Or therapy. Probably both."
  • "Yeah it started because K-pop concert security is tougher than it looks but I just got hooked on the feeling of crushing someones face in with a solid right cross."
  • "sHHSHHshhshhhhh shut up shut up! shh I SMELL BOYS BEING GAY."
  • "Excuse me I am trying to scream my feelings into your mouth!"
  • "That wasn't hot... it was just fucking weird..."
  • "It's not what I would have you in, but I do appreciate beauty in all its many forms. mostly that cute booty though."
  • "hey, the heart wants what the heart wants."
  • "It may be hard to believe, but recently I lost the ability to read."
  • "Just because you can't read the words, doesn't mean you can't enjoy the book in a different way."
  • "boom! done. advice over. let's go get shitfaced!"
  • "Alright I brought the bitch-board for (name)."
  • "Alright let's call it what it is, a sissy paddle."
  • "calm down (name) we weren't talking about your internet search history."
  • "MY SWEET BABY SWAM!"
  • "didn't we make a pact to stop her from doing this weeb shit?"
  • "this better not be anymore or (name)'s weird porn!"
  • "Please call the police, because I look so good in this it should be against the law! uh, don't actually call the police though, I WILL incriminate all of you."
  • "Yeah but didn't they train on those islands where all those teenagers were killed? ...and those witch burnings happened? ...and all that toxic waste was spilled?"
  • "if you die, I get fired and I like this job. people don't ask questions here."
  • "fish-men walk among us. conquerers of land, BORN FROM THE OCEAN--"
  • "I don't need him to make weird pornography, I have prawns for that."
  • "Finally moving out, son? I'd like to say it's been fun. I'd like to. But I won't."
  • "hey check me out! I'm on a bout!"
  • "Sit down and stop making 2009 references!"
  • "nah, I scream enough at the unforgiving void of space."
  • "DON'T STEAL MY BONES!"
  • "You know, the ocean goblin? He lives in the ocean and if you don't brush your teeth he steals your bones."
  • "Ok I'm done for the day. If anyone needs me I'm gonna be in the tent looking at weird porn."
  • "Hey, you miss every ball you don't hit."
  • "You say 'you people' like you're not part of the family. I've got some news for you, you're already on the christmas card."
  • "You think these antics would fly at the german club?"
  • "brush your teeth, kid."
  • "Can you hear it? the ocean... it wants blood."
  • "I'm the best damn shot we've got."
  • "You know, when I was a kid, before my dad got hit by that train, he said, '(name) don't let your friends swim out into the ocean and get stranded on the haunted island of camp kill-a-teen.' and here we are... stranded on the... haunted island of camp kill-a-teen..."
  • "that's fair."
  • "hey tweedle-dee and tweedle-dumbass!"
  • "It's fine, baby, if you get scared you can squeeze my hand."
  • "now let's make like scooby-doo and split up to find a clue."
  • "In 1991 a case was discovered where a man had the remains of over fifteen victims hidden in his apartment, over 40% of which were stored within his refrigerator. do you know how unsanitary that is?"
  • "you're so cute when you never shut up. Now shut up."
  • "all hail decision cube!"
  • "that's when you started walking on the wild side, right?"
  • "I AM NOT SOME PETTY CRIMINAL!"
  • "Does anyone want to hear my tragic backstory?"
  • "Bed? But what about possible axe-murderers?"
  • "And we solved the curse of the island, and realized that the real axe murderer was love, all along."
  • "It was a good night for all of us, let's spend more nights in abandoned lighthouses."
  • "That hottie from the track team is here and I wanna ask politely is he wants to get rowdy in the back of my dad's Prius."
  • "YOU CAN'T CATCH ME GAY THOUGHTS"
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Pairing: Josh Dun/Reader
Words: 1500+
Warning(s): Self-concsiousness
A/N: more josh dun? More Josh Dun. sorry if this seems all over the place, Idk were I was going with it. Alsoooo I made a reference to one of their old vines :3c


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Beyoncé’s 'Lemonade' album but a sip of her evolving feminist story

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Long live the Queen.

When pop megastar Beyoncé releases new music, it’s a game-changing moment. But no one was prepared for the narrative film album that was Lemonade, coming on the heels of the surprise release of Formation and a defiant Black Panther-themed performance in the Super Bowl halftime show.

Beyoncé championed black Southern womanhood in ways that none of her contemporaries had done. The backlash was swift. Law enforcement blasted the Formation video as anti-police, with its references to police-involved shootings and a sinking cop car in post-Hurricane Katrina New Orleans. Police officers created a “Boycott Beyoncé” movement and threatened to not work security for concerts on her world tour.

It was all for naught.

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The EXO’rDium 170402

so i finally know what it feels like to be one of them, one of those EXO-L’s that can be with them and share a lot of precious and unforgettable moments.. like it’s 5:31 in the morning and i’m still not able to sleep. i’m tired but i’m still super hyped up :3

buying the global package for that concert was actually the best decision i’ve ever made, and i would recommend it to everyone. the price may be ASDFGHJKL but everything is so worth it!

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Exo's reaction to when their GF tells them that they are your first BF

Request said: Can you make EXO reaction when you say to them that they are your first boyfriend? Have a nice day!


Xiumin: You guys were dating for a month now. You never had a boyfriend. That made you very nervous because you had no idea how these type of relationship work. But one day there was a misunderstanding between you and Minseok. You blamed yourself over and over. You decided that it was time to tell him your secret “Minseok, I have to tell you something” you said while facing him. “What? Y/N” asked a curious Xiumim. “See the reason why, sometimes I seem cold towards you, is because I had never had a boyfriend before”. you said looking very serious.  “Are you serious, Jagiya!. How could someone like you never had a boyfriend?.” he said very surprised by your answer then he completely understood the misunderstanding and forgave you. 

Originally posted by dayafterdae

Suho: As you walked around the apartment wondering if you should tell your boyfriend about your secret when you heard the front door being closed signaling that he finally arrived home.  Since, he just got home tired you did not wanted to annoy him or something. “Hello, Jagiya..How was your day?” asked Suho. “It was ok and you?” you answered. “It was very busy as always.” he simply said. “Oh..” was all you could say. “Do you want me to order food or do you want me to make you something quick?” you asked. “Let’s order….Jajangmyeon” he said looking for your approval. “Sure” you smiled. After some minutes, the food finally arrive. You guys sat down and started to eat. “Suho, There’s something I want to tell you..you see ….Your….my…first” you started to say but it was so embarrassing for you to say.  He just nodded his head waiting for you to finish the sentence. “boyfriend” you finished saying and quickly grabbing quickly  the chopsticks and getting food in your mouth. His reaction was so priceless that he almost chocked on his food but he quickly smiled and said “Don’t worry about it Jagiya, I’ll sure love you and protect you like you deserve to”. 

Originally posted by r-velvets

Baekhyun: “Hey babe let’s go out tonight!” said a very happy Baek. You just nooded your head and quickly got ready. You got hair and makeup done and headed down the stairs, being greeted by a whistle and Baek saying “Woah, Jagi, looking good!”. “Thank you” you said while blushing and covering your face. “Jagiya, don’t cover your face you look super cute when you blush!” said a pouting Baek. After you guys finally arriving at the restaurant and got seated, while browsing at the menu you said “I know we been dating for months now” you started to say. “Uhum… what’s your point” said a loving Baek. “I’ve never had a boyfriend before and that makes me wonder if you really want to be with me because I know that I am not the only girl that truly wants you and loves you” you said sounding kind of sad. “Jagiya!! Really, you are not playing with me?” said Baek. You simply said no and him starring at you with such loving eyes and said “Look, Y/N that is one of the things that I truly love about you..you are a very pure person and that’s what make me want to fall in love with you every day” 

Originally posted by exo-lost-planet

Lay: “ Baobei, I am home” said a very tired but happy Yixing. Yixing you are homeyou said while jumping into his arms. “I missed you” he said while hugging you tightly. “Did you eat?” you asked and he nodded. “Did you?” he asked concerned. “No because I was waiting for you” you said. He looked at you and said “ Sorry “Don’t worry about it, I would make myself ramen” you said. He just smiled and said. “Ok, I am going to take a shower”. You just smiled and simply said a ok. While he was taking a shower, you decided to prepare your ramen. Since, it was a plain you decided to add veggies and already cooked chicken. After a few minutes the ramen was done and you delightfully started to eat. Yixing sat right next to you admiring your beauty. “Do you love me that much?” you asked. You looked at him and he had a puzzled look on his face. “Yixing, I’ve never told you about this but you are my first boyfriend and I am afraid that I am not good enough for you” you said with tears filling your eyes. “Are you insane, I love you no matter what” he said smiling widely at you and still admiring your beauty but he still be confused on why you never had a BF before.

Originally posted by oh-my-yixing

Chen: You were backstage waiting for your boyfriend to finish his concert. You were just sitting around looking at your phone when suddenly you felt arms on your shoulders, you got scared suddenly and said “Yah!”. “What!” said a voice. You turned your head to face the person touching your shoulders, it was Chen. He was so confused on why you yelled at him “You scared me” you said. “Ah…” he said. “So, How was my performance” he said smirking. “It was one of the best” you said, while smiling at him.  “Really” he said. “Yes! Really!” you said sounding very convincing. Chen was about to kiss your lips ,but to tease you he kissed your cheek. “So Jagi, ready to go home and watch comedy movies?” asked Chen. “YES!” you said sounding very excited. Everyone started to laugh at your sudden reaction.  You waited for Chen to get changed and then you guys headed out of the concert venue and into the car. Out of nowhere, Chen started to ask about your past ,you answered every single question. But one question caught your attention “So jagi, How many boyfriends you had?” you knew that he was teasing you with this question. “I had like 10″ you said lying. “Oh…What a liar! at least you had 2 right?”  he said laughing. “No, actually you are my first boyfriend” you said sounding serious. “WHAT!!” Chen said choking on his own laugh. “But how could have this happen?. You are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen” said a very surprising Chen. 

Originally posted by baekhyuntella

Chanyeol: You arrived at the restaurant that you were suppose to see Chanyeol. You told the waitress at the reception that you had the reservation name under his name. She gladly walked you towards the table but to your surprise Chanyeol was already there waiting impatiently for you. “Jagi, you are here” said a very happy Chanyeol as he got up and quickly got to a chair pulling it out and gesturing you to sit. You sat and just waited to Chanyeol to sit down, he did. “So, Jagiya, How was your day?” he asked you. “It was fine but I missed you!” you said while pouting your lips. He smiled at your sudden cute reaction. “I did too” he said smiling. “I’ve already ordered the food for us to eat” he said. You just nodded your head. “Did you guys finished recording your new song?” you asked very curious. “YES!, we finally got it right” he said sounding happy/exhausted. You smiled. “Chanyeol, I know this is our one year anniversary but I want to tell you something important. Something I have not yet told you about me” you said. “Yes… Y/n what’s wrong?”  said a very concerned Chanyeol. “Uhm.. I don’t know why I feel embarrassed every time I tell this” you started to say but Chanyeol looked at you reassuring you that it was ok to tell him.  “You are my first boyfriend” you honestly said. “WHAT???” said a very confused Chanyeol. 

Originally posted by yixingofficial

D.O: You got home to see the table settled and hot cooked food on the table. “Kyungsoo” you called. “Kyungsoo” you called again, you waited a few minutes to hear his response. “I am at the kitchen” screamed D.O. You went to the kitchen. You saw D.O quickly taking his apron off. “Come, let’s eat before the food gets cold” he said while grabbing your hand. You followed along. You sat down at your chair and D.O sat down facing you. You guys ate and you and chatted. You offered to help him clean the kitchen. You started to clean the dishes when you decided to tell Kyungsoo your most covered secret “Kyungsoo, I have to tell you something” you said while still washing the dishes. “Yes, Y/N?” said D.O. “I love you so much.. you are my first boyfriend and I am afraid that one day you’ll leave me” you said with tears streaming down. He quickly came to hug from behind. He made you face him and he kissed you passionately  “Sh…Haven’t I told you, you are my goddess and I’ll never leave you” he said while drying your tears. *imagine you are Baek*

Originally posted by kkaebsooquishy


Kai: Your loving boyfriend begged you to go and see him perform this time around because last time you couldn’t see him due to your work. So you decided to go and surprise him by talking to his manager to see if he could find you a seat very close to the stage. He did and he quickly handed you the ticket. Days passed and the concert day came. You were so excited to see him since you haven’t seen him much because of the practices and concert preparations.  You dressed comfortable but still looking cute/pretty for your boyfriend and did your make up and hair and headed to the venue. You did the line and waited for a couple of minutes in order to head in. You got in and after 30 minutes of waiting the concert finally got started. You were screaming your head off and yelling Kai for the rest of the concert. Kai spotted you on the 3rd song and he was smiling uncontrollably because you surprised him. After 2 hours and some minutes the concert was over. A security guard approached to you saying to follow him. At first you thought it was weird but you decided to go along with it. He leaded you backstage, where Kai was already waiting for you. He ran to you and hugged you and then kissed you. “Jagiya, you made it” said a very happy Kai. You smiled. “So want to go and eat something” asked Kai. “Yes, my stomach is growling!” you said touching your stomach. He laughed. “Is fried chicken, alright?” asked Kai. “Of course!” you said. He leaded you to a empty room with food already with it. “OH…so you knew that I was coming, HuH?” you asked. “Of Course, my manager told me but I didn’t believed it until I saw you and I prepared this just in case”  said an embarrassed Kai. “What about the boys?” you asked. “They are in another room eating other kinds of foods” he said.  “Oh..” was all you said.  “So, I know I haven’t been with you all these months but I wanted to show you that I love you” he said while you sat. You smiled widely. But suddenly you said “You are the only person that had made feel loved and special”“Nah, that can’t be true” he said. “It is…you are my first boyfriend” you said and looking at his face reaction wondering what he was thinking when you told him this. But he stayed calm and he smiled and nodded his head. He felt very special when you told him that. 

Originally posted by ninihoneykom

Sehun: “Jagiya!! Let’s go and buy some boba!” exclaimed your boyfriend. “Let’s go later, I have to do something before I head out of the apartment” you said. “BUT, JAGIYA!!” said a puppy face Sehun. “Alright” you said while giving in. “But, who’s paying it?” you asked. “You are silly” said a sassy Sehun. “Ah ok…Next time is your turn to pay” you said while giving a death glare and he just shrugged your reaction. You guys got out of the apartment and walked to the closest Bubble Tea place. You got in and ordered your favorite boba flavor while Sehun did the same. You guys sat down on a empty table and started to talk. When suddenly the conversation about realtionships came and you got nervous for some reason “What’s wrong Jagiya, you don’t want to tell me about your past boyfriends. Is cool if you don’t tell me” Sehun teased you. “It’s not that.. It’s just that..” you started to say but Sehun cut you off “It’s just what..” sassed Sehun. “You are my first boyfriend” you said while him slurped some boba but ended up spitting it because he could not believe what you just said. “WHAT!!” said Sehun. “That’s not true” he said again. When he saw that your face expression never changed he went on with a loving voice and said “You are beautiful and I love you!, Do you know that?” said Sehun. You smiled and said “Yes, I do”. He smiled more widely. 

Originally posted by sungyouns

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im honestly. 

wtf 

who tf throws shit at artists. people throw plushies, bras and other stuff but??? a glass bottle??? are you serious? what the actual fuck 

some people cried and others mocked Beiber when he had a plastic bottle thrown at him

but to throw a glass bottle? at a guy that literally has a heart of gold? at a guy that has haemophilia??

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anonymous asked:

What kind of wedding do you think Lance and Lotor would have? Would it be one of the traditional Earth weddings or a Galran wedding? Now I'm picturing them trying to find a way to combine both traditions and it's either a huge mess or something beautiful.

Why have only one wedding when you can have two? Obviously a grand public wedding is necessary, Lotor is the crown prince and he can’t just get married without the entire empire knowing about it. 

There’s three officiants, a thousand delegates and ambassadors, and Lance isn’t even sure how he’s gonna walk in any of the four wedding dresses - ‘ceremonial robes,’ says Lotor, ‘it’s tradition!’ ‘Then why aren’t you wearing it’ he’s pretty sure Lotor is bullshitting him on this, but whatever, he can rock a damn dress anyway -  the wedding venue ends up looking more like a sold out concert, the security is insane, and Lance is so, so glad there’s an army of war-weathered wedding planners dealing with this, because ohmygod Lotor we don’t need balmera crystal centerpieces is2g, or the molten gold fountains are you serious, his life has turned into fittings and diplomacy and vetoing his dumb fiance’s outlandish ideas.

Lotor makes it rain crystal flowers anyway. He has three airships on it and Lance still isn’t sure how the prince managed to get that past him, obviously one of his wedding planners is a dirty, dirty traitor. He’ll make sure to chew them out once he stops crying bc its the most goddamn beautiful thing.

They have another, more private ceremony on earth, surrounded by Lance’s friends and family and at first Lance can’t help but feel awkward standing in the tiny house introducing his new alien husband - he’s purple for chrissakes, his mama just about had a heart attack - while Lotor eyes the chickens clucking around outside warily. After all that grandeur of the space wedding, this just really hits home how different their worlds are.

Lotor is a prince and Lance is just… Lance. But Lotor is in a borrowed sweater cautiously tasting his mama’s hot chocolate, eyes going wide ‘Lance, Lance, what is this delightful concoction, Laance’ and his sister has somehow convinced the prince to play Mario Kart and is beating the heck out of him, and the wedding is going to be in this tiny chapel, his family cooks all the food and his uncle is making the cake and his little cousins picked all the flowers out of the garden this morning (mama is gonna be pissed) and are throwing them as they make their way down the aisle. Hunk is the best man, and Pidge has insisted on being the maid of honor, his sister tried to contest this but Katie ‘we were stuck in space for years and saved the universe together’ Holt, wouldn’t have any of it, ‘im his sister’  there are two maids of honor now.

They say their vows and it’s perfect, its just absolutely perfect. Coran is crying. His mama and papa are also crying. He’s pretty sure Shiro is too. Lance has never been happier in his entire life. 

The honeymoon is in varadero beach

Pixel: (*Approaches Stephanie*) Hey.

Stephanie: Oh, it’s you.

Pixel: (*Points to broken pop machine, which Stephanie had just punched*) I think you broke it. Heh, subtle “bro” insert…

Stephanie: Um yeah, I take boxing classes at the Y.

Pixel:…You’re serious?

Stephanie: Yeah, it started because KPop concert security is tougher than it looks, but I just got hooked on the feeling of crushing someone’s face in with a solid right cross.

Imagine Kurt holding onto your wrist or your waist(Depends which he’s feeling up to. More likely, he’ll be holding onto your waist) in large crowds because he doesn’t want to lose you in the sea of people(think: the amount of people at say, a concert). It’s a security thing, and he’s never really done very well in a large group of people; it gets him really anxious and he can’t think straight with that many people breathing down his neck.

Now, imagine Kurt giving you a look, one that says, ‘Can we do it now?’ and before he can even ask properly, you merely nod and tell him, “Go ahead”. And with a ‘BAMF’, Kurt has teleported both of you from the sea of people to your desired destination.

He takes a deep breath in, gives you a shy smile and whispers a small ‘thank you’ before kissing your cheek. You grin up at him and press a warm kiss against his plump lips to help him relax a bit.

Shakily, his tail loosens around your waist and Kurt tilts his head back and mumbles, “I don’t know what I’d do without you.”

Originally posted by claracivry