Wow…I am disgusted. “This is why everyone likes Harry.”. There are no words to describe my anger and pure disdain. This is why Liam tweeted those things

(Btw I know this is an old video. I just can’t believe he is going through something similar to this again in New York)

PR Stunt Exposed: Briana Jungwirth

I’m taking a huge risk by posting this. At this point, anything could happen to me or my account so it’s best that you know the truth. First disclaimer: I am in NO way whatsoever doing this for attention. Second: Believe me or don’t believe me (and if you don’t, that’s no excuse to be rude). Third: I can’t and won’t give away who my insider is. 

1. Are the baby rumors fake?

Yes. Every rumor you’ve heard about the “baby” being real is absolutely fake. Not true. Never existed in the first damn place. No matter what you’ve read or heard: fake. Doesn’t matter what newspaper, magazine, tweets or website. 

2. Will they actually make Briana pregnant? 

First of all, you can’t force someone to be pregnant (like, actually impregnate them). That’s wrong in so many ways.

My insider overheard a phone call discussing the options that management could do to really make Briana seem pregnant. It was on speaker and they heard a woman shouting. 

The person who was talking to the woman said: “Just get Bri in a baby bump suit and done.” 

The woman argued: “No, no woman can go from skinny to pregnant in a day.” 

Other person said: “Just erm, make her gain some puppy fat. Ya know, cakes and shite on the shoppin’ list and bam she’ll be pregant.”

Woman retorted: “Yeah, pregnant with junk food. And nah, we can’t. She’s a model and she’s on a diet.” 

 (Briana would refuse to actually put on weight, so giving her a diet of greasy snacks and junk food was out of the question; apparently she wants to be a model and she’s taking no such risks. The fake baby bump would be too obvious as well.)

Believe what you want. My insider was taking no such risks of recording this. They were already hiding, and that alone would’ve gotten them into trouble. 

3. What’s the worst thing they could possibly do for this fandom? Force a live interview for Louis to “admit” he’s going to be a “father”?

The worst thing my insider has heard SO FAR is that Harry and Louis will get into a fight (staged, of course). A huge heated argument about “the baby” that would make us believe they’re not on good terms anymore. However, given all the bullshit that has occurred, this seems unlikely; Harry and Louis would both never agree to such a thing.

A live interview? Well, management could easily do anything.

4. Why start such a rumor? Does this have anything to do with Elounor? And how did it happen/work?

My insider states that this is to conceal Louis’ sexuality, as well as earn more publicity for One Direction. They’re playing Louis off as “100% straight.”

We all remember Elounor (Eleanor Calder + Louis Tomlinson). Miss Calder was Louis’ “girlfriend” for four years. They “split up” in March 2015. (As I am giving you this information, this is knowledge my insider has collected. This is not their opinion or my opinion. Also, we’re not insulting or trying to mock anyone who ever shipped Elounor. Just to note: my insider is not even a shipper of anything at all in this fandom.) Remember how the fans made such a fuss about it, but neither Louis or Eleanor did? Neither of them publicly commented about it. Neither of them tweeted. We got a lot of crap after that. People would make edits of Twitter DMs to “convince” us they were still together or if they really had broken up. Bottom line: Louis never confirmed or denied it. And he’s in the same situation with these baby rumors. 

My insider has told me that Elounor was “called off” by management because they needed to move into the next phase of PR: Zayn leaving. A few days after the headlines gave us such stories like “Louis Tomlinson Splits From Longtime Girlfriend” or “Representative for Louis Tomlinson Confirms Breakup” what happened? That’s right. The big shocker: Zayn “quits” 1D. 

Elounor was called off for several reasons. One of them being that management no longer cared about them as a “couple” and wanted all the remaining attention to focus on Sophiam and Zerrie (but definitely Zerrie). Following the “split” and Zayn “leaving,” we received stories and publicity photos of Louis out clubbing on the town. In most photos he was drunk and/or miserable. They used the “he misses his ex-girlfriend” excuse, and people actually believed that. Remember how Harry Styles used to be known as the womanizer? (That’s what they made him out to be.) They tried it out on Louis. People started having doubts by then. 

Here’s how they played it: Louis casually out partying with random girls and guys; they focus on one particular girl; said girl happens to be Briana Jungwirth; regardless of whether or not she’s actually friends with Louis, they hire/pay her and she probably signs a non-disclosure agreement (a contract stating she’s under oath and can’t speak or act out of line…even if, sadly, she receives hate); Briana and Louis will be photographed more and then rumors will start when we least expect it….. all orchestrated by those at Modest! Management who are in charge of PR.

To sum it up: Elounor will be used for these rumors as long as they’re floating around. We’ll get several stories about how “Eleanor and Louis will get back together” and “Louis wants Eleanor back”; all that is bullshit, but they want you to believe it. 

 This is all I’m going to post for now. This was hard for me to do. I debated numerous times about whether or not I should post this. Expect a huge retaliation from Modest! if they see this… 

-Princess Direction xoxoxo

aleatorythoughts asked:

I go to class for about 4 hours and now there's a grandma leaking stuff? What in world?

Briana: Hey Grandma, look who I’m gonna fuck tonight! He famous. He got money.

Grandma: Girl, you betta ditch that birth control. Get money bitch! I’mma save this blurry, suspect looking mess to remind me of you getting some. That’s so important to me as a grandmother.

Briana: Awww, thx g-ma!

Grandma: Don’t be afraid to fake it, dear.

Briana: I watched that clip from When Harry Met Sally right before I texted you.

Grandma: That’s my girl! ;)

LOL I’m just trying to envision under what circumstances would granny have this pic and why on earth she’d wanna tweet it? She deleted it, but that might also be part of the stunt. You know, we’re supposed to believe they want privacy and all. There’s no narrative where this particular scenario makes sense, especially as 1DHQ attempts to paint Briana as a good girl from a good family. 

Lbr, if Louis had banged a random raw (because hell no they aren’t “close friends”) and knocked her up for realsies, we’d probably know nothing about it at this very moment. Even if she’d attempted to leak that info to People herself, Louis’ team is well connected enough that People would have reached out to them and given them a chance to kill the story. For example, TMZ had Justin Bieber’s n-word tapes for YEARS and did nothing with them until last year. Celebs negotiate with the entertainment/tabloid media literally all the time. In exchange for dirt on another celeb or “x” number of exclusives, a celeb can stop a media outlet from putting a story out  that they don’t want out there. It’s dirty, but that’s the reality. You can bet, if babygate was legit, that’s exactly what would’ve happened.

Not only that, if this were legit, bts Louis should only be communicating with Briana through a lawyer. He has absolutely no way of knowing whether or not the alleged baby is his rn. So why in the name of all that is logical and reasonable why would he claim it NOW? If I were Louis, since I’m rich, I’d quietly foot the bill for everything. No problem. But in order to get me to do that, Briana would have to sign a contract agreeing to a paternity test. She would have to keep her mouth shut. And if the baby turned out not to be mine, she’d have to agree to pay back half of what I shelled out on her and her baby. Since the drama would be half my fault, I’d only charge half. I’d take the loss on the other half as punishment for fucking up.

Now, if 20yr old me can think that up on the fly, are we really expected to believe that Louis the millionaire with access to the best attorneys didn’t think of anything similar? Neither did his legal advisors? Neither did Uncle Simon? Neither did his family? His step-dad is in the wealth management business, ffs. You think he knows nothing about protecting assets? Come on, son.

I hate (and I don’t use that word lightly) the way 1DHQ repeatedly uses naivete and lack of life experience as a weapon against this fandom. This nonsense wouldn’t fly for a second in say, the Game of Thrones or Shameless fandoms. 

Anybody else dreading 1D’s appearance on GMA tomorrow as opposed to looking forward to it? Damn you 1DHQ for constantly trying to steal our joy in the name of “marketing”. 

So the narrative they're giving us...

Is that Louis got trashed one night and knocked up some one night stand. Doesn’t try to date her, but wants to be hands on despite the fact he will presumably be touring the entire first year of the baby’s life. Also doesn’t acknowledge the mother or baby for months. And Liam is the one to confirm.

This is either not a true story or the spin doctors want us to think Louis is a huge asshole. Because those are straight up asshole moves.