conceited bastards

If That Were Me (M)

vampire!mark/jackson, 2.7k, dom!jackson and mark threesome?

warning: smut (threesome, pain kink, slight breath play, cunnilingus, blow job, jackson has a biting kink) 

“You say you love me yet here I am, having to ask you to stop moving so I can have a taste of you. Won’t you be a good girl, my lovely?" 

Originally posted by markjestic

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anonymous asked:

Hey there, do you happen to have any royalty au fics or something, please?

Hello! Sure, here you are! :) Have a nice day/night!

Originally posted by bestboy-oftheday

Royalty AU

this speed’s too much to stop by sarahyyy  - 1496


“Do you…” the man trails off, frowning. “Do you dislike Prince Otabek?” he asks quietly.

Yuri arches his eyebrows. “I’ve never met Prince Otabek,” he says truthfully. “But if he has to go to all this trouble to find someone to marry him, then logically, there must be something wrong with him.”

An absolutly adorable false idendification fic.

Altin - Otayuri  by strangerphans - 7901 (WIP)


Yuri Nikiforov-Plisetsky is a brat. His adoptive father, Victor Nikiforov, is King of Russia, the whole world loves him and he can get anything he wants with a click of his fingers.

Since he’s spoiled boy who sets his expectations too high, Yuri fires his personal servant after she makes one wrong move and sets out to find a new one. It takes time but he eventually finds the one.

Otabek Altin is perfect in every way possible. He’s stunning, his voice is soft and his rare smiles are bright. He couldn’t wish for a better job- looking after Prince Yuri is great. The two act more like best friends rather than master and servant.

But then Yuri starts feeling things. Things he shouldn’t be feeling towards another man. Before he can confess to Otabek, the Kazakhstani man is being dragged down to the dungeons.

Amazing so far but I feel an angsty storm coming!

Sand and Waves by Bassarid - 18782


Otayuri little mermaid au! Mermaid (or -boy) Yuri falls hopelessly in love with human prince Otabek.

Okay this is the best Mermaid au that I’ve read, it’s a must read plus bonus Background Viktuuri

Hear the Bells by Goombella123 - 62990


An AU in which Otabek is a mysterious traveler who dies alone in a forest, and Yuri is the fairy who brings him back from the dead… at a price.

Neither is pleased about it.

A gorgeous fairy/knight au WARNING: Temporary Character Death but it’s a really great fic!

Tethered by spiderlillium - 8164 (WIP)


In an unscheduled detour, Lord Otabek Altin accompanies the Imperial Crowned Prince in search of a long lost treasure.

To his surprise, he finds something much valuable than gold in the cold, dark tower of the maze-castle.

Mysterious, very fantasy like and it has a dragon!

Heir To The Throne. by  fangirl6202 - 1862 (WIP)


Though no one knows why, Kings Nikiforov and Katsuki have decided to step down from their throne of Yutopia, leaving the 23 year old Heir to the throne, Yuri Plisetsky, nephew of King Victor, scrambling to ascend into the Royal Line.One thing all his advisers keep reminding him is the tiny fact that Yuri hasn’t betrothed. Centuries of traditions state that an heir must be at least promised to a beloved to ascend to King. He decides to throw together a ball to celebrate the two Kings’ anniversary and invite diplomats and royalty from surrounding kingdoms, in hopes of finding a partner. He expects to be forced into a loveless marriage, but instead meets the brooding Otabek Altin. Yuri thinks that’s worse, since Otabek is a conceited, smug, pretentious bastard. Not to mention the Crown Prince of the country on the verge of declaring war on Yutopia.

Of course, Yuri falls hard for him.

It only just started but it’s very interesting so far.

Leos-- Thoughts

As a person whose Sun sign is Leo, lemme tell you this.

Yes, we have an ego.

Yes, we are generous.

Yes, we like compliments.

But what I don’t get or like is all these blogs about Zodiac Signs, portraying Leos like some kind of conceited bastards that can be fooled by any poor attempt at a compliment. Let me just explain, at least how I see it.

1.We have an ego. Who doesn’t? It’s bigger than most people’s, true, but we never purposely try to make everything about ourselves. Honestly? It’s in our nature, and we appreciate it when you let us know if we’re being an ass.

2.Yes, we are generous. Few things make us happier than the feeling of giving. But it’s not necessarily giving itself, it’s the feeling of being needed that we crave. We basically live off of being needed. As much as we pretend that we don’t give a shit and that we don’t need nobody, we do. 

3.YES, WE FUCKING ADORE COMPLIMENTS. Being needed and being appreciated– one of the best two feelings in the world. We love when you notice the little things about us and point them out, we love when you acknowledge our intelligence and efforts, it makes us happy. But we don’t fish for compliments, and we often feel uncomfortable when given compliments we don’t deserve. Because we know we’re actually not worth a single word of praise but we’re too proud to genuinely deny it.

4. Yes, we also love conflict, but will never and I mean never argue with somebody with the intention of hurting them. We like debating, sharing opinions, we like heated, yet harmless arguments, we like those, but it is rare when a Leo will not back down when a relationship is in danger. Our ability to love and loyalty are much greater than out stubbornness. 

And as much as we love to believe we’re these proud ass motherfuckers who let nothing bother them, in reality, we’re just a bunch of scared kittens who can’t live without being needed, and literally crave appreciation. Ego or not, conceited fucks or not, Leos aren’t all about that. We have insecurities. We have unachieved dreams. We have days when we wonder if we’re good enough. We will rarely let anyone see that, though, because we’re just too damn proud.

“The Thorn Birds” sentence starters
  • “There are no ambitions noble enough to justify breaking someone’s heart.”  
  • “Each of us has something within us which won’t be denied, even if it makes us scream aloud to die.”
  • “We are what we are, that’s all.”
  • “Everyone singing his own little song, convinced it’s the most wonderful song the world has ever heard.”
  • “Don’t you see? We create our own thorns, and never stop to count the cost.”
  • “All we can do is suffer the pain, and tell ourselves it was well worth it.”  
  • “There is a legend about a bird which sings only once in it’s life, more beautifully than any other creature on the face of the earth.”
  • “But when we press the thorn to our breast, we know, we understand…. and still, we do it.”
  • “Belief doesn’t rest on proof or existence…it rests on faith…without faith there is nothing.”  
  • “The best is only bought at the cost of great pain.”  
  • “What was sleep? A blessing, a respite from life, an echo of death, a demanding nuisance? ”  
  • “If you love people, they kill you. If you need people, they kill you. They do I tell you!”  
  • “Truly God was good, to make man so blind.”  
  • “You still think love can save us.”
  • “It’s more killing than hate.”
  • “Hate is so clean, so simple.”
  • “–Like being in the ring. With hate, you just keep hitting. You hit until they stop hitting back. With love… They never stop.”
  • “Twelve thousand miles of it, to the other side of the world.”
  • “They would belong neither here, nor there, for they would have lived on two continents and sampled two different ways of life.”
  • “There was some justice in his pain.”  
  • “It’s not worth getting upset about.”
  • “Down in the city they don’t know how the other half lives.”
  • “Out here it’s different.”
  • “We’re working-class people, which means we don’t get rich or have maids. Be content with what you are and what you have.”  
  • “We can know what we do wrong even before we do it, but self-knowledge can’t affect or change the outcome, can it?”
  • “I can’t share your love of God”
  • “Each of us has within us something that just won’t be denied.”
  • “Oh, that feels good!”
  • “I don’t know who invented ties and then insisted a man was only properly dressed when he wore one, but if I ever meet him, I’ll strangle him with his own invention”  
  • “We weren’t fit to be told.”
  • “You complacent, conceited, self-centered bastard! “
  • “You can’t make love for toffee!”
  • “Oh, go away! I can’t bare to look at you anymore!”
  • “Oh, the cruelty of youth.”
  • “How will we live without him.”
  • “Your God gathers in the good ones… and leaves the living to hose of us whom fail.”
  • “Your greedy God! There is no peace with him!”
  • “I’m so glad I’m not dying.”
  • “What would I ever do without you?”
  • “Oh silly. You’ll never be without me.”
  • “You’ve the face of an angel and the body of a goddess.”
  • “And since that day, I have somehow known, though I never saw you again, that my last thought this side of the grave would be of you.”
  • “And there’s nothing I can do to change it.”
  • “Do you know how terrifying it is, that power you have over me?”
  • “It’s as if you never remember that.”
  • England: Frog Face
  • France: Black Sheep
  • England: Goldilocks
  • France: Golden Caterpillar
  • England: Narcissist Git
  • France: Block Brows
  • England: Shameful Wanker!
  • France: Bedhead Idiot!
  • England: Conceited Bastard!
  • France: Mustard teeth!
  • England: NUDIST OUTCAST!
  • France: GRUMPY BROWS!
  • France:
  • England:
  • France:
  • England:
  • France: Oui, I know.
  • England: Piss off.

anonymous asked:

Why is it that Everytime someone fucking compliments you, you just act like a conceited bastard. People are calling you their inspirations & saying your blog is amazing & you're like "I know" don't be a dick. You just lost a very active follower.