I’m gonna start an anime convention that’ll be two weeks long, and at the end I walk in and say “thank you everyone for coming to my birthday party. Please leave your gifts at the exit.” everyone then has to leave through a very narrow hallway where I wait with a VERY large and intimidating security guard named Alf who checks everyone’s bags as I ask them what they brought me for their birthday. Intimidated and feeling guilty for not getting me anything, everyone gives me something nice they bought at the con. the con-goers all make a cool new friend named Alf I make off with thousands of dollars worth of Hatsune Miku figures. This convention will be called…. The Long Con
How do you even become cosplay guests with no skill?