Eggsy, Honeypots, Hartwin and Hickeys. One down, eleven to go.
Eggsy looked up at the hotel, raising his eyebrow and letting out a low whistle. “Fuckin’ hell Guv, this place is posh.”
On the other end of the comms link, Merlin chuckled. “Yes it is Galahad, but where else did you expect the daughter of the richest diplomat in the world to take her holiday? Please remember that you’re supposed to blend in. Best behaviour.”
Eggsy rolled his eyes, then caught sight of his target. “What makes you fink she knows what ‘er dad’s up to, anyway?”
“He has no sons, therefore she is his only heir.” Harry chipped in. “She’s being equipped to take over her father’s nefarious dealings. We need her room bugged.”
Eggsy watched his target make her way over to the hotel pool while the concierge took his bags. “This’ll be a piece of piss.” he replied smugly. “'Scuse me Merlin, fink I’ll go for a swim.”
Eggsy took off his glasses, stripped down to the swimming trunks he’d had the foresight to put on during his flight, then dived into the pool, swimming a few laps. He hoisted himself out of the water after fifteen minutes, perching on the edge of the pool in front of his mark, who was stretched out on a sun lounger. He ran a hand through his wet hair, made sure he had her attention, then spoke.
“Why don’t you join me? The water’s wonderful.” He grinned, leaning back on his elbows and closing his eyes as though basking in the sun.
The young woman laughed, closing the book she’d been reading and sitting up on the lounger. “You seem to be enjoying yourself just fine on your own.” She teased.
“Yes, but a beautiful woman like you can only make the experience even more… enjoyable.” He winked. “What d'you say?”
“No thank you.” She replied, gathering up her things and standing up from the sun lounger.
“Aw, don’t be like that.” Eggsy half-whined, determined not to let his mark elude him.
“I don’t spend time with men who are already spoken for.” She raised her eyebrow.
“Who says I’m spoken for?” He winked again and she rolled her eyes.
"I’m not interested in men like you, looking for a cheap thrill when they’ve already got someone who’s laid claim to them.“ She draped her towel over her shoulder, putting on her sunglasses as she walked away.
Eggsy retrieved his glasses and slid them on. “What the fuck , Merlin, does she know who I am? Why’d she make that comment ‘bout 'aving someone else?”
“Well, Galahad, she was right about you obviously belonging to someone else…” Merlin trailed off.
“Yeh, but 'ow did she know 'bout Harry?” Eggsy demanded.
Merlin was silent for a few moments. “Galahad. For future reference, if you plan on taking your clothes off to seduce a target, make sure you’re not…marked quite so obviously..” Eggsy frowned, looking down in confusion.
His thighs were covered in bruises, bite marks and hickeys.
“Oh for fuck’s sake, Harry.”
“Arthur?” Merlin interrupted dryly. “It’s bad enough you sometimes forget to take your glasses off and make me watch you have sex with Eggsy. If you could please refrain from trying to devour our agents, at least in the days leading up to a honeypot mission, that would be much appreciated. I’m sending Lancelot in to take over the mission. Galahad? Put some clothes on.”
A/N: pfft so I avoided taking this the nsfw route and I don’t know if that counts as cheating or not but I don’t even care. I love Oblivious Eggsy, Possessive Harry and ‘I’m so done’ Merlin.