“What is Community College? Well,
you’ve heard all kinds of things.
You’ve heard it’s ‘loser college’ for young people who couldn’t make
the cut at a university. It’s ‘halfway school’ for
twenty-something dropouts, crawling
back to society with unskilled
tails between their legs.
A tax-funded self esteem workshop
for newly divorced housewives
piecing together shattered
and old people hoping to keep their
minds active as they circle the
drain of eternity.
That’s what you’ve heard. However:
I wish you luck.”