birds are the cutest fucking things ever, fight me on this you cowards. you all glorify dogs and cats but can they fly??? no!!! can they fuckign twist their entire heads around to sleep like a little fluffy demon ball?? probably but fuck you anyway!! birds are the fucking pinnacle of the good lords creation, theyre the goddamn pillar of the community. my dads lawyer is a bird, and he saved me from jail 3 times. if you have anything bad to say about BIRDS i would like you to turn on your location so i can god damn FIGHT YOU???
Jeff x annie gifset per episode: Accounting for Lawyers Thanks to you, I’ve got leverage over a spineless jag that just made partner. That is the place I want to work. But I prefer to hang out with cool people. People so cool, they care.
I never thought I’d enjoy Community and then I realized that the show is literally about a lawyer trying to apply a lawyer/law school mentality to community college - and let me tell you, that is fucking entertaining
I exist! Yesterday was so exhausting. I had work from 7:30 am-11:00 am, 3 classes back to back right afterward, a training session about 30 minutes after my last class, and I didn’t eat dinner until 8. I fell asleep sweaty and gross but in a deep, refreshing slumber until an upset stomach woke me up at 4:00 am this morning.
Today was very low key, which was awesome. I had one class at 1:00, a meeting right afterward, and I had to scan my transcripts to send my internship. I went to Texas Roadhouse for the first time ever and it was so much fun. I ate with my roommates before heading over to Target to grocery shop.
All of my roommates decided to go out for the night despite the fact that it is snowing profusely. I went to the gym and decided to catch up on some homework. I just did some cardio and some 5-minute abdominal workout. It was supposed to be my rest day so I tried to do a low impact workout. I just did the elliptical for about 20 minutes and another 5 minutes on the bike.
My homework has been moving along quite nicely. I wrote my Odyssey article, tried to do my professional writing blog (but there are some issues with the confirmation email on Wordpress so I cannot publish said blog), and I’m about to read for my American Gothic class.
Tomorrow I have work from 11-2. I’m heading to the gym afterward to get my arm and abdominal workout in before doing, even more, homework. Tomorrow should be rather quiet, though. Hopefully, I can get two hours into LSAT studying and my literary criticism homework.
Cleaned, working on Evidence now, and then I have to finish my Motion to Dismiss for Advanced Litigation Writing. I’m not super excited for this Oscars season, but I’ll probably still watch tonight if I finish everything.
*cough* A few days ago I saw this art and… And as you know that was enough for me to create a whole AU xD This AU will have 4 parts. This is the first one. Huge thanks for @kindaspoiled for letting me write this <3
Zircon is the aunt of the Yellow Pearl. YP lives with her, because her parents
are somewhere abroad, and she is only 16 so someone has to look after her. YZ
does not mind, although she considers her niece too arrogant. They have quite a
friendly relationship, not like a relationship like “aunt-niece,” YP
can easily say “fuck you woman” and get “fuck you to, kid”
in return. YZ is 35 yo, YP is 16 yo. YP is the daughter of YZ’s sister (I have
no idea who it is xD). YZ is a successful lawyer, earns well, and she and YP
often drive together somewhere, like “let’s go to London for the
weekend?”. Because of their characters, these two do not get along well
with people, but get along well with each other.
is the guardian of the Blue Pearl. They are not blood relatives. BP was the
daughter of her friends, and when they died, she decided to take care of her.
She too is 16. She is shy in public, but rather open and talkative next to BZ. She
withdrew into herself after the death of her parents, and very grateful to BZ
for taking care of her. They get on very well, BZ can always say that something
has happened to BP, she always embraces and reassures her. They hug a lot (YZ and
YP don’t show a lot of affection). They are a little cute family, and apart
from each other they have no one. BZ once worked as an attorney, but several
years ago she left, having gone over to writing. It became hard for her to
combine work and care for BP, and she decided to choose something that she also
liked, but that would allow her to be home more often. She writes detective
stories based on the cases she had, often communicates with lawyers and
prosecutors, collects material in this way. BZ is 32 yo.
YZ and BZ
were familiar in the past. They worked in one place, until BZ said 4 or 5 years
ago that she was leaving. Since then, they have not maintained contact, except
that sometimes they only saw each other on the street and nodded to each other
in greeting. The relationship they had… Well, usual, like colleagues, except
that causticity of YZ always infuriated BZ.
YZ began to
look after YP only this year, before that they just often saw each other at
home with her parents, but they began to live together recently. YZ began to
understand what it’s like to be a parent, to come to school, to check grades
and not letting the child walk until morning.
YP is not a
difficult teenager, she’s kind enough, but sometimes she says things that she
regrets very much. They have two cats at home, and with them YP talks more than
with someone at school.
BP tells BZ
about everything that happened at school, or somewhere else. She knows that
lying is useless, because BZ reads her as an open book and always knows if
something is wrong. They have a dog at home - a beagle, a little and very kind
BP’s hair was light brown, but one day, a year after her parents died, she came
home with dyed blue hair. “I want to be like you,” she said.
“Just don’t be angry please.” BZ did not even think about being
angry, said only that they would go and fix the color a little tomorrow, and
make a better haircut.
Hi I’m a new Studyblr and I’d like some inspiration so if you’re a:
-Langblr (preferably German)
-basically anything educational
-also if you’re up for talking about goals and aspirations and medicine and law and basically anything and everything
then please reblog so I can follow you!