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Close Relationship w/Ten

Ten Scenario

Prompt: Could you please do a bullet point scenario where the rest of NCT are teasing Ten for being couple-like with his girlfriend &/or best friend (the reader) please and thank you

Genre: Fluff; Bullet point 

a/n: This was such a cute prompt : )

Originally posted by nctaezen

  • I haven’t done one of these in a while
  • I’m excited
  • okay let’s get started
  • The first time you came to the dorm everybody just assumed the two of you were dating
  • Because everything you guys did was couple like
  • physical contact was very common for the two of you
  • like if the two of you are standing you’ll have your arms around your shoulder and lean against him
  • or vice versa 
  • if y'all are sitting and watching a movie or something like that you’ll rest your head on his shoulder or he would rest his head on your shoulder
  • needless to say, there is a lot of physical contact
  • but physical contact wasn’t the only thing that gave off the vibe that the two of you were dating
  • Like you guys do a lot of things that would be considered ‘dates’
  • Y'all go to the movies, and dinner, picnics, mini golf, amusement parks
  • all that jazz 
  • basically you go to all the places where the couples from ‘relationship goals’ pictures go
  • but what gives off the most relationship vibes is how close you two are
  • all your inside jokes, they way you can just look at each other and laugh, they way you guys can talk to each other for hours and never run out of things to say
  • to put it simply you guys are just cute together
  • which is why for about a month after meeting you everyone thought you were dating Ten
  • It was only revealed that you when you were over at the dorm for movie night 
  • and you were sitting next to Ten and had your head on his shoulder 
  • and everyone else was like 'awwww’
  • and then Doyoung mentioned that you both made a really cute couple
  • which everybody agreed with 
  • but you were like !!!
  • and so was Ten
  • because the two of you weren’t dating 
  • and you both hadn’t realized that everyone else thought you were 
  • so you had to awkwardly break the news
  • “We’re not dating”
  • and now it was Nct’s turn to be like !!!
  • because this whole time they thought you were dating
  • and they were shook because you guys made a really cute couple even though you weren’t actually a couple 
  • so now the teasing begins
  • because everyone in Nct highkey ships you guys and they are gonna let it be know
  • Whenever you are at the dorm they’ll ask you when you and Ten are going to on an actual date
  • and you’ll just stand there cause you don’t know how to respond 
  • they literally will not let you guys live
  • After you get back from going somewhere with each other they’d ask something like “how was your date?”
  • and you two would be like “It wasn’t a date”
  • and they’d be like “iT WaSn’T A dATe”
  • sorry I had to
  • but in all seriousness y’all can’t do anything together without being teased 
  • “You guys are literally relationship goals and you’re not even in a relationship”
  • “Y’all are like those two people on a tv show that everyone knows likes each other and are basically a couple, but it’s never confirmed so it never becomes canon”
  • “It’s not my fault I ship the two of you, stop being so shippable.”
  • “C’mon guys you would make a perfect couple”
  • Like you can not do anything without someone commenting on your relationship
  • and they’d always ask when you two were going on a date
  • and you’d always roll your eyes, but one day you and Ten actually went on a date
  • you know just for kicks
  • but then it ended up going really well
  • and you were like “shit…nct was right”
  • so you guys start to date
  • but you don’t tell everyone else because you want to see how long it will take until they figure it out themselves
  • you know for science
  • and you guys end up dating for like a month and a half without them figuring out
  • so you figure it’s probably time for you to spill the beans
  • Everyone’s chilling and someone asks “When are you going to start dating”
  • and you’re like “We are Dating.”
  • and everyone else is like What!?
  • you were going to add a ‘lol bitch you thought’ but then you were like I’ve trolled them enough and just tell the truth
  • Ten and you told everyone about how y’all wanted to see how long it would take them till they noticed
  • and they were like “How were we suppose to notice you guys literally acted the same way when you weren’t dating”
  • and you were like “You do have a point”
  • Even though the two of you were dating now, they still teased you all the time
  • they will still never let you live
  • but you didn’t mind because you were happily in love

Requested: ☑

[Request Open]

- Ary💞

best friend!sewoon
  • the person who waits for your outside your door so y’all can walk to school together
  • also walks home with you
  • only met in junior high but your common interests stuck you two together
  • and the fact that you guys have the same route on the way to school and on the way back
  • on hot summer days, he’ll treat you to some shaved ice
  • and you would always say you would treat him next time but he always ends up treating you
  • not bc you dont got money, he just always pays before you can
  • would sometimes come over to study
  • and your mother would always say something like “you should be more like sewoon! so well-mannered.”
  • and ur like -_-
  • but most of “studying” would just be him fiddling with his guitar
  • which he brings to school almost every day
  • and when he doesn’t bring is guitar, you almost feel at lost because what in the world is sewoon without his guitar
  • people would think you would copy his homework but he actually copies yours
  • everyone knows the two of you as the duo and gets confused when one is missing
  • some days he would accidentally crash overnight because he’d be so tired after school
  • and he’ll feel guilty crashing that he ends up making breakfast lol
  • omg he would totally be the type to bring you lunch to school sometimes
  • some nice french toast bc this boy can make good french toast
  • scary movie nights while eating his specialty ramyun
  • everyone thinks he’s quiet because he just blends in the crowd
  • but you know he’s really silly and tells really bad jokes
  • but you still laugh at his jokes because y’all are on the same wavelength
  • literally dances randomly around you
  • like when he hears a song he likes, he’ll start dancing
  • walks with you with his arms around your shoulders sometimes
  • would go to you to consult lyrics with
  • and ur like “uh…”
  • but he’s like “what do you think sounds better??”
  • but everything he sings all sound so good so ur not much of a help to him
  • makes you play sports with him or at least pass a soccer ball around with him
  • really playful person
  • like he would be the type to tap ur shoulder and hide
  • also the type to try to surprise you by hiding behind something
  • tbh if u were really his best friend, a song like 오해는 마 (Don’t Misunderstand) would probably be about you
  • high key gets stressed when you’re sick
  • like he worries so much
  • he’ll buy you cold medicine and would try to play it cool bc he doesn’t want you to think he was worried
  • but he is really worried
  • “stop getting sick so easily…”
  • “thanks sewoon”
  • “it’s nothing, i just had that [cold medicine] laying around”
  • literally has cough drops with him all the time for the just in case moments
  • also has hot packs when the weather is cold
  • will purposefully wear a scarf when it’s really cold just to give it to you if you don’t have one
  • he’s like the best friend anyone can dream of
  • someone who is loyal and kind and genuinely cares for you
  • and a tsundere

Story-time with Sora and Noctis takes a weird turn. Noct may have competition for the title of Crown Prince of Napping!

Bonus time-jump panel in which Noctis takes his rightful place as the Naptime King:


top 15 rwby duos - as voted by my followers

#14. Blake Belladonna + Weiss Schnee

Jumps, Explained

So, going by the tags on my recent jump gifsets, the difference between jumps is apparently still a source of great bewilderment for some people. Now I could link you to some excellent posts on the topic, but since I am, as usual, an extra lil piece of dirt with too much work to do and a lifetime’s worth of procrastination, I’ve decided to put together my own layman’s guide to identifying figure skating jumps (stressed on the layman part).

First, here be a flowchart, since everybody loves flowcharts, right?

If the flowchart works as intended and you can now tell the jumps apart, great! If you need a bit more explanation and illustration, read on.

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For post 3000, I thought it would be nice to finally finish the bigender comic I’ve been working on since… before I started this blog. So here it is!


Panel 1: Round smiley face that’s green on the right side and purple on the left. To the right is another face with irregular patches of purple and green. Captions read “Bigender people can feel split in two, or with two genders all mixed together”.

Panel 2: Face colored a blend of green and purple. To the right is another face with rectangular patches of green, purple, and the blend. Below are two faces, one with purple filling the lower third of the left side and green on the right side, and one that is mostly green with purple at the top. Captions read “The genders can be almost indistinguishable, or feel like they correspond to different mindsets, or be different strengths”

Panel 3: Purple face with an arrow pointing to a green face on the right. To the right is a face with purple filling the lower third of the left side and green on the right side. Below is a sequence of three faces directed with arrows: the first face is mostly green with purple at the top, the second face is mostly purple with green at the bottom, and the third face is mostly white with purple on the left and green on the right at the bottom. Captions read “Bigender people can switch between genders, or have a completely static gender, or have the strength of the genders change”

Panel 4: “The genders can be female, male, agender, polygender, or whatever else the person feel fits each part. What all bigender people have in common is they are TWO genders. Not just one or another; BOTH”. Gender signs are above each corresponding gender identity.

Panel 5: Bigender people can use any pronouns. Above is a speech bubble with many pronoun sets in different fonts.

Panel 6: A green stick figure with a face that is partially purple on the left and green on the right. To the right are two stick figures with a double-ended arrow between them, one green and one purple, each with a face that is purple on the left and green on the right. Captions read “A bigender person may choose to present as one gender, or switch back and forth”

Panel 7: Two stick figures, one green and purple, the other pink. Each has a face that is mostly purple with green on the bottom. Captions read “or present as a mixture, or something else entirely. But remember: Gender =/= Presentation, and they are always still bigender”

@langblr, tumblr polyglots, and language teachers in general:

Please, for the love of god, please stop calling similar-looking words with different meanings “false cognates”, especially those of you who know there’s another term - false friend - available for that! E.g. Spanish acta and English act, which I just saw described as “false cognates”, are literally cognates! They are, however, false friends!

  • cognate = two words that share a common etymological origin
  • false cognate = two words which appear to share a common etymological origin because they look or sound the same, but don’t
  • false friend = two words which appear to have the same meaning because they look or sound the same, but don’t

Now, why should you listen to this prescriptivist proscription? Well, using “false cognate” to mean “false friend” quickly becomes a problem if any of your students ever ask about the history of the language you’re teaching! Like, it’s kind of confusing if your teacher tells you that acta and act are false cognates because they don’t mean the same thing, but then explain the next day that they are cognates! Or if your teacher tells you that día and day are false cognates, but wait that doesn’t make sense, because they mean the same thing, right? Or if you crack open a dictionary and it includes etymological notes, but they just cause confusion because it’s using the technical definition of “cognate”, not the one your teacher’s been using in class.

So please, when you want to talk about two words that look alike but have different meanings, use the term false friend. Cognate and false cognate refer to etymology.

With love,
The linguistics community

Draco was protective of what was his, so when he saw a certain Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley trying to force what was his to ask someone on a date, he wasn’t happy. Not only that, but when Harry actually got up just to comply with what the two were telling him to do, he was practically furious- the wink Harry had given him as he passed wasn’t helping the situation either.

Draco had watched as Harry had slid in to a chair next to a pretty average looking girl and had begin to ask her about herself, as she was happily babbling on however, Draco was quick to get up and stalk over until he was hovering behind Harry. 

‘Potter, a word with you? Now.’ Harry’s shoulders had tensed ever so slightly before relaxing and he had let out a groan before climbing out of his chair and looking up to Draco. Unfortunately for him Draco had grown exponentially since after the war, and Harry had seemed to have shrunk in comparison. 

Draco lets out a low predatory growl, and Harry knew he was absolutely in for it, so instead of saying anything he began to walk out of the great hall, knowing Draco would be close behind after grabbing his bag and explaining why he was leaving so early to the rest of his housemates.

As soon as Draco is out of the large wooden doors, he stalks up to Harry and in one fluid movement he has him against one of the walls, their bodies flushed together and breath mingling in a hot flurry of lips and tongue. All too soon however Draco is moving away, leaving Harry breathless and flushed.

‘Mine, remember that Harry. Mine.’ Just to punctuate his words he leans down, hands purchasing against Harrys thighs and hoisting him up, leaving Harry to squeak and wrap his legs around his waist. He leans in ever so slowly, and with another whisper of ‘Mine.’ against the shell of his ear, he leans down and leaves a purple hickey sticking out against Harry’s adams apple.

Suffice to say, the next day for quidditch practice despite the heat Harry could be found wearing a turtleneck jumper and a blush on his cheeks whenever someone would ask him why he was wearing such a ridiculous piece of clothing when it was mid summer, both Ron and Hermione were curious as to why he would be wearing it too, but just shared a glance and stayed quiet about it.

Only after Gryffindor won the first quidditch tournament of the year did Draco truly get furious about the people surrounding Harry all the time, and even watched with a glower as the girl he dragged Harry away from pulls Harry in and kisses him hard, almost as possessively as Draco gives Harry kisses, and that stirred something in Draco.

Draco waits though, waits until he knows that Gryffindor and more will be watching. He knew that there would be a celebration of Gryffindor winning, so that’s exactly where he heads- straight to the Gryffindor common room, and of course he can get in because he knows it from all those times he and Harry sneaked in and out.

When he enters the common room, the atmosphere is bubbly until everything drops silent as he stalks further in to the room, until he’s stood in front of the fire, facing Harry. In a matter of moments, Harry is being pulled up by the chin and is being kissed, hard.

Laughter and cheers echo around the common room, until the two familiar voices of Ron and Hermione can be heard saying in unison- ‘What the hell?!’

What’s Love Got to Do With it?

Your opinions are so interesting… So I ask you, what you think about Furuta’s love for Rize? What was revealed recently with Mutsuki makes me think they are same in a some way, I mean a twisted love and unhealthy obsession in a one-sided.
Asked by Anonymous

An interesting question posed to me in an ask that I’ve decided to turn into a full meta because I think the asker is missing that Furuta and Mutsuki are not the only ones with unrequited love this arc. Luckily I’ve drawn up a chart.

Why all of this unrequited love all of a sudden? Is it because Ishida wishes to write a Shoujo manga with corpses, and has decided to convert the last arc into one? It goes deeper than that, so let’s analyze it under the cut. 

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What if aliens have some totally random thing in common with humans

in a lot of sci-fi, aliens have the two most common earth genders and humanoid bodies and some of the same cultural institutions like weddings

what if they have none of that but we discover that the entire galaxy has. cheez-whiz or something

“Human Lai, please explain why Human Naomi takes different pronouns from you while we enjoy some re'nicss” (pulls out a can with strange markings and starts squirting fake cheese into beak)

anonymous asked:

Yeah I really just laugh at when people compare Aang temporarily losing Appa to Katara's mother being murdered and her experiencing it and living through it, you explained it best in your previous meta, and what shocks me even more is that people don't see the connection in Zuko and Katara both losing their mothers, like yeah Zuko's mom was alive in the end but Zuko didn't know that did he? His mom was probably dead for all he knew, and that's one of many things Zuko and Katara have in common.

You’re right, I guess Zuko and Katara do have a thing or two in common …

Katara: The Fire Nation took my mother away from me.

Zuko: I’m sorry. That’s something we have in common.

Iroh: Please, sit. Why don’t you enjoy a cup of calming jasmine tea?
Zuko: I don’t need any calming tea!

Aang: Okay, okay, you both need to calm down.
Katara Both?  I’m completely calm!

Katara: I know it’s meant to be this way. The world needs you now. You give people hope.

Iroh: Things will never return to normal. But the important thing is, the Avatar gives Zuko hope.

Zuko: Not that you would understand. You’re like my sister. Everything always…came easy to her. She’s a firebending prodigy – and everyone adores her.

Katara: Will you PLEASE shut your air hole! Believe it or not, your infinite wisdom gets a little old sometimes. Why don’t we just throw the scroll away since you’re so naturally gifted!

Zuko: You can’t sacrifice an entire division like that! Those soldiers love and defend our nation! How can you betray them? 

Katara: No. I will never, ever turn my back on people who need me!

Aang: I… I was just showing Katara a few moves. 
Master Pakku:
You have disrespected me, my teachings, and my entire culture.

Zuko: I won’t fight you. 
Fire Lord Ozai: You will learn respect, and suffering will be your teacher. 

Zuko: You rise with the moon.

Zuko: I rise with the sun.

Iroh: Prince Zuko, have you forgotten what happened last time you dueled a master?
Zuko: I will never forget. 

Sokka: Are you crazy, Katara? You’re not gonna win this fight!

Katara: I know! I don’t care!

Katara: Why don’t you try blocking my chi now circus freak!!

Zuko: ‘I’m so pretty, look at me. I can walk on my hands, whoo!’ Circus freak!

Zuko: She’s not my girlfriend!

Katara: I’m not his girlfriend!

Katara: Here’s your chance, earthbenders! Take it! Your fate is in your own hands!

Zuko: A hundred years of fighting has left the world scarred and divided. But with the Avatar’s help, we can get it back on the  right path, and begin a new era of love and peace.


Kitchen Favours - Part 2

You asked for a part two. I gave you a part two. Though its probably not as good as you wanted!
Prompt: After their moment in Pop’s kitchen, Jughead tries to confront Y/N about what happened. 
Warning: Smut reference.
Part One 

Originally posted by admireforever

The day after yours and Jughead’s heated moment you find yourself back at the scene of the crime. Back at Pop’s for yet another shift, one you were happy to work as it was one of the few where you didn’t have the dark haired devil that was Jughead Jones. A name that hadn’t released your lips since you moaned it in his ear just last night.
Oh, last night…
As soon as Pop’s entered the diner, you both fumbled trying to grab your shirts, sooth your hair before Pop’s saw the two kids he had known since they were children about to loose the last of their innocence on the kitchen counter of his own diner.

Neither of you spoke a word to each other after that. The flirty jokes which had become common between the two of you halted in an almost un-natural manner, one you hoped Pop’s hadn’t picked up on. You left the diner the second your shift ended, not even saying goodbye to the boy who had waited behind just to keep you company. 

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Love interests of the Lunar Chronicles + name meanings; inspired by (x)


Hey, so I just found out something really cute? Phar and Sym’s countries both have lotuses as their national flowers! India’s national flower is the Nelumbo nucifera (aka sacred lotus) while Egypt’s national flower is the Nymphaea lotus (aka white lotus…technically it’s a water lily but folks call it a lotus too).